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Jon Gosselin on Larry King Live VIDEO

Jon Gosselin appeared on Larry King Live Thursday evening.

Jon’s biggest complaint right now is that he wants his children off his ex-wife’s reality show, Kate Plus 8, the modified version of the couple’s show, Jon & Kate Plus 8. But now that Jon Boy isn’t on the show, he is doing whatever he can to stop production of it.

All of a sudden Jon is concerned about his children’s overexposure on television. Which, never seemed to be a problem until now, conveniently.

Blah, blah, blah… Zzzzzz….so over this crap.

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Sienna Miller is freaking out about the G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra action figure made in her likeness by toymaker, Hasbro.

Sienna, who plays the Baroness in the film, had previously been quite excited about the toy and was keen on telling everyone about it.

“I got measured in this pod so the doll is exactly to scale, every nook and cranny. They showed me my bald head before it was painted on and it was me! That was weird. I’ll have happy nieces and nephews at Christmas time. My Baroness doll is so flexible too. Her foot can even flex 360 degrees. Kids will be killing me though because I’m the baddie.”

Well now that the toy has been released and is in stores, she absolutely hates it, saying it looks nothing like her.

She ranted,

“My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. She looks sort of possessed!”

Here’s a photo of her character in the film… What’s your opinion? I think it looks just like her and that she should stop bitching. It’s the Baroness doll, not a Sienna Miller doll. Geeze. Ungrateful twat!

[NDN]

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How dare you mess with Lindsay Lohan’s account, Facebook! Don’t you know who she is?!

Here is the long winded rant about Facebook disabling Lohan’s account. Bummer, no crazy spelling errors this time. She must have ‘adiquite’ spell check. Heh.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Upset with Facebook

Long time since i have had a reason to write a blog.. I almost forget. hehe. okay, so i love myspace, because it is secure, and the people at myspace don’t disable your account because they think that you are a fake you. having said that brings me to the subject of my blog… facebook allows a lot of posers, i thought maybe they would figure out that the posers of me, (and i am sure others on facebook) were in fact posers by looking into their accounts, or sending emails to the people that they believed to be “posers” which ask questions. what those questions may be.. i don’t know. which is why i don’t run an interactive web site. on that note, this is what happened to me earlier today… i signed onto facebook with my new password because someone keeps hacking into my account, and when i typed my password and “log in” name in, a red sentence came up saying..

Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here.

wow! i was in shock. i clicked on the link that they told me to click on and then to another link that said: my account may of been disabled by mistake. once i got to that it gave a note saying why it was disabled which stated the note saying that it was disabled because they believe that i was a fake of myself. genius. here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me on facebook, they decide to say I AM THE FAKE- of myself. all i can think is, WHO is running this site? and how can they just “disable” my account without first, sending me a warning notice, or AT LEAST asking me some account verification questions. here they are re-designing the look on the site when they should be setting up a more secure way of allowing people to set up an account. i wasn’t even under my name, i had a fake name on my account because, obviously i didn’t want everyone on facebook to know it was me.

maybe i am just venting, but i am also writing this blog in hopes that the people at facebook will un-disable my account and allow me to sign in the EXACT same way it was, same friends, same emails, same “pets” and so on..

phew! i’m glad i got that off my chest, i needed to let it out somewhere, and myspace has always been the best place for me to do it, especially if i hope for something to change….

love love love ,

Lindsay Dee

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“The whole thing makes me feel badly. The poor man, there’s such a sickness there. It’s so patently obvious that there’s a psychosis there. I don’t know what his original thing about me was; I have no idea. I didn’t read his book that was printed many years ago but apparently I didn’t let somebody have a close -up.

“I literally don’t know him. I didn’t know him very well on the series; he’d come in for a day or two… but he’s continued to speak badly about me for all these years. You’d think there would be an epiphany at some point where George might have said, ‘Poor Bill Shatner, he is such a lonely, desperate, unhappy man that he did all these terrible things to me…’ when I said hello or something… but instead what he does is he makes this big deal about not inviting me to his wedding.

“There must be something else inside George that is festering, and makes him so unhappy that he takes it out on me, in effect a total stranger.

“It’s sad the man can’t find enough peace in his life to either be positive and say ‘I forgive him for whatever those hurts were,’ or to shut up about it… I feel nothing but pity for him.”

- William Shatner is still bitter about not being invited to George Takei’s wedding.

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Stephen Baldwin is not a fan of Barack Obama.

The lesser known, right-wing Baldwin brother says he will move to Canada if Barack Obama is elected as our next President.

In fact, he dislikes Obama so much that he has challenged the Presidential candidate to a fight. A charity boxing match of sorts.

“I’d like to knock some good sense into Barack. I wouldn’t hurt him. But if he wins the election, he’ll hurt me. He’s a cultural terrorist.”

C’mon, even if you aren’t voting Barack, you still kinda sorta have to hope he wins so Canada will have to put up with at least one of the Baldwin brothers!

[NYDN]

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Stephen Baldwin is not a fan of Barack Obama.

The lesser known, right-wing Baldwin brother says he will move to Canada if Barack Obama is elected as our next President.

In fact, he dislikes Obama so much that he has challenged the Presidential candidate to a fight. A charity boxing match of sorts.

“I’d like to knock some good sense into Barack. I wouldn’t hurt him. But if he wins the election, he’ll hurt me. He’s a cultural terrorist.”

C’mon, even if you aren’t voting Barack, you still kinda sorta have to hope he wins so Canada will have to put up with at least one of the Baldwin brothers!

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Madonna has never been one to exercise tact or modesty, so last night when she dissed her ex-husband publicly on stage, it came as no shock.

It was, however in bad taste.

On the heels of Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce announcement yesterday, the singer told a sold out crowd in Boston last night,

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”

An obvious, vengeful stab at her soon to be ex-husband – and I am sure those who fight for the rights of the disabled took offense as well.

Madonna, shut. up. First of all, you only succeed in making yourself look like an ass when you publicly disrespect Guy like that. And secondly, what about your children? Please put them first and show some class. We all know you are famous and powerful, so you have nothing to prove.

Speaking of emotionally retarded, why don’t you ask Cynthia Rodriguez about that one, you sinewy piece of dancing jerky..

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“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

- Mischa Barton thinks she is much more stylish that fashion icon Victoria Beckham.

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“I can’t stand her. She can suck it!”

- Pamela Anderson on Republican vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin.

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Joan Rivers thinks she’s funny.

Not in the way we think she is funny, by having the most frightening mug in Hollywood, but by busting Angelina Jolie’s balls.

In a recent interview she said of Jolie,

“Well, I’ve worked with stupid actresses.  I’ve worked with Angelina Jolie.  When she saw a sign that said ‘WET FLOOR’ one time, and she did. I mean, she’s attractive, but not a bright girl.  Stunningly beautiful, but stupid.”

That old bitch might have been funny back in the 60s but she isn’t anymore. She’s just bitter and likes to cut people down. She’s one of those pissy women who hate and are threatened by other women so she has to make her old ass feel better by talking smack.

Poor Joan, sitting there stewing in her shitty Depends…you kind of have to feel sorry for the old wench.  Heh.

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Lindsay Lohan missed her grandfather’s funeral this weekend, choosing instead to do some shopping with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Her grandfather’s funeral was in Long Island but Lindsay chose to spend that time shopping with Sam in nearby New York City.  Who says Lindsay’s priorities are f**ked up?  Heh.

Just after his father passed, Michael Lohan, who might be the most annoying celebrity father in history, challenged his ex-wife, Dina, (publicly, of course) to make an appearance at his father’s memorial service.

“I notified all my kids and my lawyer notified Dina’s attorney.  Let’s see if she has the decency and respect to bring my kids to the wake and funeral. This will show her true colors.”

Michael, why not have the decency and respect to shut your blabbing, fat hole every once in awhile?  Not that I don’t think Lindsay shouldn’t have attended, because out of respect she should have – or at the very least, stayed out of the spotlight while it was happening.  But anyone who uses a funeral to make attacks on family members is a real piece of sh*t.

I doubt your kids will attend your wake either asshole.

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