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I hope you’re sitting down, because this is guaranteed to make your panties explode. I’m talking blow the zipper right off your Wranglers. Are you ready? Okay, here goes: MSNBC reports

Kelly Clarkson enjoys walking around her home in the buff, no matter the circumstances. That would include not just when close friends are around, but even when her home is “filled with strangers for photo shoots or fittings.”

Why?

“I just really like being naked,” [says] the “American Idol” star.

You know how that old saying goes — people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Fortunately, I live in a house of 12% body fat and killer gluts, so I feel comfortable saying that Kelly Clarkson needs to steer clear of the glass market. Of course, the plastic slipcover market and anti-chafing powder-gel market can still be all hers.

Kelly not naked at Burbank airport last month:

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Radar Online has a photo of Amy Winehouse nude save her guitar and a little strategically-placed electrical tape as part of a breast cancer awareness campaign in next month’s “Easy Living” magazine. Unfortunately, Pete Doherty’s nude-but-artfully-taped “Just Say No to Ball Cancer” didn’t quite make the cut.

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New York magazine released a couple of outtakes from Lindsay Lohan’s now infamous Marilyn Monroe “Last Sitting” recreation, and boy, are they boring. I say “boring” because although still technically naked, there’s not nearly as many nipples as before. Well, kinda, in one, if you strain. And I’m not big into straining. That’s why I use a ladle and balance the carton on my chest when I’m eating ice cream. I find key positioning and wider delivery devices can cut your carton-to-mouth recovery time in half. Believe me, between that and my Hover Round, I barely ever strain at all.

Boring, loring, snoring:

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Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina has finally spoken out about her daughter’s New York magazine recreation of Marilyn Monroe’s famous “Last Sitting.” In three words? Thumbs-fuckin’-up. Dina told People Magazine

“It was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. I looked at it as art. I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy… Trust me, I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old [daughter Alli] to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there that was risqué.”

All I can say is Dina was a hell of a lot more supportive of her daughter’s nudity than my own mother ever was. When my mom found those naked picture of me my junior year, I never heard the words “congratulations on your art” come out of her mouth. Instead it was all “You’re only sixteen” this and “Oh my God — is that your stepfather?!” that. I’m sure I could have really made a difference if my mother hadn’t divorced Todd and pulled the plug my artistic visions back in high school.

Lindsay at WWE Raw Monday night and smoking her way to beautiful:

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Her name is Julie Ordon, I have no idea who she is, but I kinda want to know, because she’s pretty into being naked and not really caring that some creepy immigrant paparazzi motherfucker is snapping off pictures of her half naked in a see through bikini bottom and thong.

It either means that she is a free-spirited tree-hugging liberal bitch who takes it up the ass and has had multiple sex partners because it makes her feel empowered or she craves male attention and takes it up the ass and has multiple sex partners to make her feel wanted because her daddy liked the neighbor’s daughter (with his penis) better than he liked her, so whatever the reason is, she’s doing a good job doing whatever she is doing and she’s doing it half naked….Merry fucking Christmas.

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Angelina Jolie, who is nude in her upcoming animated movie “Beowulf,” has reported that she felt shy while filming the naked scenes. According to People, Angelina Jolie said,

“There are certain moments where I felt actually shy – and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation was, in fact, a little different than [what] we expected,” she says.

“I didn’t expect ourselves to come out as much. I didn’t expect it to feel as real, and so because of especially the type of character I play, it was kind of funny at first.”

Who is Angelina Jolie kidding? She’s a sex symbol and she knows it. There is absolutely no way she felt shy unless she pulled all her kids in for a preview of “mommy in a cartoon” at which point I would totally understand.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Jessica Alba has claimed she would never go nude for a movie role. While you would think it was because of some inner moral standards about appearing naked on film, she says it has to do with her Catholic background. According to Contact Music, Jessica Alba said,

“I will never do a nude scene in a movie – not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can’t go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed.”

“I come from a Catholic family and it wasn’t seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off.”

Wow. This is an absolute shock. We’ve never heard Jessica Alba say how uncomfortable she is with being sexy aside from this one time, and this other time. Leave it to the Church to screw things up. They can make little boys feel sexy but not the girls. Thanks Father McPedophile.

And now here are movie stills from Jessica Alba’s latest movie “Awake.” For someone who doesn’t plan to go nude, she is half-naked in these pictures:

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Natalie Portman, who appears nude in the film “Hotel Chevalier,” has said she will never do nude scenes again on the big screen, reports Entertainment Wise. However, after discovering that the quote EW used to validate their claims was taken out of context from Parade Magazine, it appears Natalie Portman may actually appear naked in upcoming movies. However, it doesn’t particularly matter. We only need to see a celebrity naked in a movie once because after that, it’s old news unless she ups the stakes. While she was full on nude in “Hotel Chevalier,” she has yet to have a sex scene. Could that be next?

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Update: For the complete set of Vanessa Hudgen nude pictures, check here. 

Vanessa Hudgens supposedly took nude photos for her boyfriend Zac Efron and now the picture below may or may not be one of them. While the naked picture could be photoshopped, I’m inclined to think this is a real picture of Vanessa Hudgens naked because of wishful thinking of course.

What do you think? Is this a real naked picture or not?

Unedited version of the Vanessa Hudgens topless picture:

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I once wrote that I loved this bitch, I am not sure why, because she’s in her late 30’s and that’s not usually my style, I like younger fresher meat, but she’s the daughter of Mick and Bianca Jagger and I guess she’s normally hot and has a lot of money, just not so hot when naked on the beach.

I think the funniest thing about this shit is that it reminds me of my life. For some reason whenever I used to convince a drunk girl to get naked for me, or flash me her tits or shows me her box, I always miss it the first time around, like I wasn’t ready for it and when I ask them to do it again they always just think I am some pervert trying to get a second peak even when I am paying them…I remember hooking up an hour with a frigid whore, I didn’t really think shit was possible but bitch would let you bang her but she wanted the lights off, she wanted to do it missionary and she refused to do much more than lie there like you were fucking a scared virgin, only she was a hooker and her pussy wasn’t built like a virgin, it was purchased bad sex and I guess she catered to guys who liked to pretend they were getting with the 50 year old Jewish or Italian wife who never goes down on them, I figure it was either for guys who were still living in their mom’s basement or for husbands who were married to nymph’s and just wanted to feel like their friends for a change…

Either way, this photographer got a naked bitch on the beach, but didn’t get one bit of tit or ass or fuckin’ pussy. I don’t know how that can happen when shit’s not staged because these pictures remind me of every PG movie nude scene and it’s kinda making me mad…

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Madonna and her lawyers are attempting to stop an investment firm specializing in Madonna memorobilia from releasing  17 love letters and 7 Polaroid pictures from the early 1990s that were originally sent to her then boyfriend, James Albright. According to the Metro,

The firm is now touting them around to the highest bidder and hoping to make more than $200,000. Some of the pictures, which the singer took of herself, show her naked in explicit poses.

The collection also includes personal items such as underwear which Madonna apparently sent to Albright during their two-year relationship.

Perfect. Just what I’ve always wanted. A 15 year-old pair of used underwear from a chick who most likely didn’t shave. “Look ma, a pube.” My parents are going to be so proud…

And here are some pictures of Madonna showing off how cold it is…

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are allegedly planning to appear naked in a magazine photo shoot to show off the more sensual side of their relationship. According to Australia’s New Weekly magazine,

“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”

“Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry,” says the pal. “They want to show the world how much.”

In other news, my penis just murdered itself. It was a slaughter.