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While Melissa leads us all in a moment of toe-curling silence, let us all ponder the negativity that human beings foist upon our Mother Earth. Indeed, it is time to reverse the damage before it is too late:

“The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!”

Yes, considerably. As the French say, “Laissez les bons temps roules!”

- Thanx to Cassandra

UPDATE: The lovely Miss Celebitchy informs me that Global Orgasm Day is December 22nd. Just in time for Christmas!

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Above is the Snakes On A Plane promotional poster for France, where the movie opens on August 30th. Fortunately, in the United States, audiences only have to wait until August 18th for the best worst movie ever. God Bless America.

See Also the Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau tie in from those funktastic LLamabutchers.

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My bidness partner, Phin, turns thirty-one years old today, so please stop by and tell him that he’s looking old. Be sure to also tell him that he’s a kick-ass designer too!

Phin, thank you for being my adoptive brother and a great friend, and a very Happy Birthday!