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Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine

Megan Fox is in our faces again, whether you like it or not – and she is bringing her vagina with her.

In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Fox does what she does best. Toys with the media, and men in particular. She knows she has sex written all over her. She’s 23, has a perfect body – give or take a couple of bad tattoos – alluring eyes that pierce you, and a full, pouty mouth. Or is that potty mouth?

That’s right, Megan likes to talk nasty. And if her looks aren’t enough to grab your attention, her vocabulary will.

This time Megan talks about the magical powers of her sacred vagina. I kid not. She says she owes her mystical prowess to “a powerful, confident vagina.”

Well let’s just let it all hang out, baby! Whip that vagina out onto the table and let’s talk about it!

Megan goes on to say that, “Men are scared of vaginas,” which, OK, let’s stop right here. I am going to go ahead and call this one out for what it is. Men are NOT afraid of vaginas! Have you ever met a man who would cringe around one? Ok, gays, stay out of this.. Men LOVE vagina. Men would have vagina for breakfast, lunch and dinner if they could. They would wash with it, wear it to work, and let it hold the remote for crissakes. Megan, c’mon sister, your pearls of vagde knowledge are weak!

[RS]

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Megan Fox cast as Catwoman?

Will Megan Fox play Catwoman in an upcoming role?

No says a studio spokesperson who spoke with People magazine. “It’s rumor. It’s not true,” they said. “There is no script. There is no project to be cast in.”

This is very similar to the rumor last year that Fox would be cast as Wonder Woman, and that also turned out to be false. A fan even photoshopped a picture of  Fox, hoping studio execs would consider handing her the role. No such luck.

Sorry boys!

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Megan Fox may be keeping a low profile stateside for the moment, but she took time to pose for the Italian version of GQ. And you don’t even need to go to Italy (or find some way to mail-order it from Italy) to look at the pics ’cause you have me (or at least, my website). I do the hard work to bring you Megan showing off her tits. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.

Don’t say I never did anything for you.

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I know I’m stating the obvious, but there’s simply no other way to put it. Even wearing a dress so tight it almost looks like long underwear doesn’t make this chick any less hot. Megan Fox was spotted heading into a hotel in LA. I wonder what for? Probably more promotion for her new film, Jennifer’s Body, or maybe some kind of business meeting (out in LA it’s not uncommon to meet at hotels for “business”). I need to do more business in LA. Hell, if I was meeting up with Megan Fox, I’d be happy to spring for a suite.

Megan’s so hot, I’m even willing to see her go all cannibal on boys. That’s what her character does in Jennifer’s Body. There’s also girl-on-girl action with her costar, Amanda Seyfried. And there’s supposed to be nudity, too. For all that, I don’t give a damn what else Megan does.

Photos by Fame Pictures

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Did you survive the one day internet ban on Megan Fox yesterday? Well, if you survived but need something to make it better, here’s Megan Fox working her shapely ass (and everything else) from when she appeared on The David Letterman Show. No wonder Dave’s beating Conan O’Brien in the ratings: I’d be on Dave’s show just for a chance to sit on the same couch Megan sat on!

I know you’re jonesing for Megan, so here’s your fix. Don’t say I never did anything for you.

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Have you seen this boy? If so, Kodak will give you $5000 for helping bring about a reunion between the ultra-hot Megan Fox and this man-child with the man-boobs and the yellow rose.

In an attempt to foster a new relationship with two amazing people, Kodak urges the “Rose Boy” to come forward and identify himself so that the company can help arrange a real rose exchange. To help accelerate his prompt identification, Kodak will offer $5,000 to the first person who can provide verifiable information that enables Kodak to make this connection happen. Kodak will also cover travel costs for the young man and his family to help allow destiny to take its course, and provide cameras for him to capture the moment.

“It’s amazing how just a photograph can connect and change the lives of two complete strangers,” said Leslie Dance, Vice President of Kodak’s Worldwide Brand Marketing & Communications. “If this photo is any indication, this boy was really hoping to meet Megan Fox and give her that rose, and we’d love to help make his fantastical wish come true.”

So, you’re telling me that if you have a picture of a failed attempt to give a celebrity a gift… let’s just use my boxers, as an example here… Kodak will offer up reward money to try to make your stalking show of appreciation into a reality, where you can be within 100 yards without police presence and everything…? Quick, someone get the digital camera. We’ve got some dressing rooms and bedroom windows to visit… I mean, we’ve got some people we absolutely must try delivering gifts from the heart to. I sure hope that brown paint makes my Civic look like a UPS truck, so we can get close enough.

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It’s no secret that Megan Fox is unbelievably and ridiculously hot, and the very sight of her these days sets off some kind of Transformer in my pants. We know she is the subject of many men’s desires, and probably a good portion of women’s, too, but is it possible that she has been able to increase chronic masturbation amongst her geek fans to an even higher level (with callouses and blisters) with one simple comment?

In promoting TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, Megan Fox chatted with Collider about a number of things, including her apology to the boy with the rose for snubbing him. However, she was also asked about her experiences with Comic-Con and whether or not she would be in attendance this year.

Do you like Comic-Con?

I love Comic-Con.

Do you get to walk on the convention floor?

I don’t know if I’ll get to this time without security, and that’s embarrassing. I don’t want to walk everywhere with security. I don’t even need it. But they’re so fearful that I need it, they give it to me. I would love to go to the Top Cow booth, and go find a t-shirt or two. But I don’t know if I’ll be able to do that.

Some famous actors have talked about wearing a costume, like a stormtrooper outfit, and then they walk around by themselves.

My inital thought was Princess Leia Slave. That would be like the opposite of what I want to do as far as needing security, I guess.

Megan Fox… dressed as slave Princess Leia… in the gold bikini…

What’s that sound, you ask? Well, it definitely wasn’t me jizzing my pants. It must be the phone or something… excuse me, while I go and answer that. Can someone get me a washcloth while they’re at it please? Ummm… this phone is dirty. Oh, and keep the tissues and lotion coming all day long.

[Collider]

[Star Wars Blog]

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When Jon Voight wants to be heard, you’d better make damn well sure you are listening. Not because he might have something important to say, but because he’s Jon Voight dammit. The guy got eaten and then regurgitated by a giant anaconda for cryin’ out loud. Yes, I realize it wasn’t a real snake, and it was only a movie, but it was pretty cool and epitomized the badassery of Jon Voight.

Us Magazine caught up with Jon Voight at the L.A. premiere of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, where he relayed the similarities he sees between his beautiful daughter, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox.

“Well, they are both very beautiful women, and they are both sexy gals, you know… And they’re both in action pictures now,” he said. “We are all so different from one another that we can’t be compared – but they are very attractive girls.”

See… Jon Voight knows what he’s talking about. He’s been around the block a few times. He’s experienced life. He’s… did he just call his daughter sexy and attractive? He did, didn’t he? And he did it when comparing her to Megan Fox, too, huh? You don’t think… yep, probably. Jon Voight definitely wants to have sex with Angelina Jolie while Megan Fox stumbles upon the scene and decides to join in. I do, too. However, it isn’t as creepy when I think about it happening… while in line at Starbucks with my hands down my pants… because I’m not related to any of them.

Voight’s assessment goes against how Megan Fox feels, as she stated earlier in the month, “Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That’s as far as the similarities extend. I’m not the next anyone.” I think the comparisons go further than Megan Fox really will admit to, as beyond the tattoos and the dark hair and the action movie roles, there also is the fact that both have open invitations into my bed, both are tops on my desire-to-see-naked-in-person list, and both are likely to file restraining orders against me after reading this.

[Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com]

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Remember that man-child with the breasts and the bad haircut who got snubbed by Megan Fox on her Transformers press tour? You know… the one who wanted to profess his undying love and devotion to her with a rose, only to get the cold shoulder from Her Royal Hotness? Well, Megan Fox knows all about it, and she feels awful.

At the end of an interview to talk about the movie, the subject of the INFAMOUS picture came up. Fox apologized for it, saying that she did not know he was there, and that she never saw him. The paparazzi and their damn camera flashes are to blame and are responsible for the crushed dreams of this poor bastard. Megan Fox would never treat her fans that way, and she would like to right the wrong, if anyone knows who this kid even is… that is, if he hasn’t killed himself already.

Here’s to hoping that this kid can get another shot at this, as The Kidd believes Megan Fox would go out of her way for this child to not believe she is a bitch – a handwritten letter of apology, an autographed picture, a booby-grab, something…

Hmmm… Megan, you snubbed my rose offering, too, and I am very upset. I even have the pictures to prove it. Does anyone here know Photoshop?

[Photo: Will Alexander/WENN.com]

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Last week, Megan Fox declared to the world that she was single on her overseas press tour promoting TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, rendering Brian Austin Green as a distant memory (just like he was after the original Beverly Hills, 90210 went off the air). However, the truth is out there, and it involves Megan Fox still spending ample amount of time with her ex.

Brian Austin Green was photographed leaving a restaurant with a hidden female companion (**cough**Megan Fox**cough**) over the weekend, who wanted to keep her identity concealed rather than publicly display herself to be a bit of a liar who just can’t get enough David Silver. It sucks for Brian Austin Green in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox, but, in the same regard, it is great for us in that now there is no evidence that he is still banging Megan Fox. No one needs to see that. It’s bad for our eyes… and I’m pretty sure it’s bad for the economy and the environment, too.

It’s no wonder Megan Fox chose to hide from this reality though. Since when did Brian Austin Green turn into white trash? The only thing missing from his ride is some crushed cans of Busch beer on the dashboard and maybe a Confederate flag hanging from the rearview. “Look, everybody… I’m having sex with Megan Fox. YEE-HAW!”

That raises the question though – if a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound…? What if you are claiming to have had sex with the tree, but the tree is wearing a hat over her face, to make sure you don’t really know who she is, even though you have a pretty good idea…? I didn’t think that really counted either.

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Megan Fox looking fabulous at the premiere of ‘Transformers 2 – Revenge of the Fallen’, in London.

Ok, I love Megan, but to be honest with you, I’m starting to get a little burned out. The thumb thing, her and Brian Austin Green, blah, blah, blah. This might be the last post on her for a bit. But I have said that about others before and then something pops up. I’ll admit it.. (eg. Speidi)

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… in Berlin (the red dress) or London (the black dress)?  Megan Fox’s body is like a smorgasbord, isn’t it? Tits, legs… I’ll give her the ass although you can’t really see all that much in these pics.

Megan says she’s “what you’d call single” now. I bet Shia LaBeouf will do his best to change that, at least for the rest of the press tour Transformers press tour.

Can you blame the guy? I’d be more than happy to console her.