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Mariah Carey and husband Nick Cannon arrived in London earlier today, with the diva set to perform on the British show, X Factor.

Contestants of the show will be performing Mariah Carey ballads and she will be there to coach them.

Saturday night Mariah will accompany the finalists in a special performance of her hit song, ‘Hero’. She will also be performing her single ‘I Stay In Love’.

After staying in London for three nights, the mega superstar will be heading to Monaco where she will be attending the World Music Awards.

It takes a lot to keep this super diva looking good. When she arrived at London’s Heathrow airport she didn’t have 8, 9 or even 10 bags, she had 20.

Oh wait, I think it was only 19..

Nick probably has one bag.

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And I’m sure she still managed to make it all about her..

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Mariah Carey takes time out of her busy schedule to reflect back on her childhood with the press. One of the experiences she shares while growing up, was being a child to a poor single mother.

“I didn’t have the money to get… even really enough food,” she told Fashion Rocks magazine of her childhood.

Mariah, who was raised by a single mother, says the need for bare necessities helped drive her to stardom.

So, Mariah, you were forced to eventually sing for your supper. So you sang, and you eventually had one helluva supper. No wonder you’ve put on so much weight over the years; you practically didn’t know there was food outside of ramen noodles and fish sticks until you hit it big. Well now what you know what a filet mignon tastes like, you can refrain from the gorging and carry on like any normal whore would.

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Poor Mariah.

What’s she going to do in a few more years when she starts losing her looks and her youthful figure? It’s going to be a devastating blow to her. Betcha she goes into seclusion and becomes like a Kirstie Alley or something.

Her face looks a little lumpy in that top pic…it’s like she’s got her chipmunk cheeks stuffed with a bunch of Vicodin or something - or maybe laxatives. Heh.

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Even though she’s now a married woman, Mariah Carey still craves the spotlight.  She made that clear by walking around the neighborhood wearing an insanely tight dress with no bra.  When is this broad going to give it a rest?  I really hope she’s not 60 and flaunting her body desperate for attention.  By then, Nick Cannon will probably have wiped her out.

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For whatever reason — perhaps pure novelty — Mariah Carey showed up at the Tokyo Dome and threw the ceremonial first pitch at the match between the Yomiuri Giants & Rakuten Golden Eagles.

Nice heels.

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Nick Cannon has a tough living choice to make now that he is married to Mariah Carey.

Mariah showed off her spread (you’ll pardon the expression) in Architectural Digest — and Nick would be crazy not to move in to the Manhattan triplex. It has a steam room, an exercise room, an under-the-sea themed media room and a “closet” bigger than a normal apartment … or anywhere Nick’s probably been living.

Nick Cannon was probably sleeping outside the MTV studios waiting for his next show opportunity.  They love giving that dude shows.  Wild N’ Out was a horribly unfunny show that only idiots would enjoy.  I don’t think it’s going to be tough for him to move out of the studio he’s living in and into this obcenely big apartment.

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Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Magic Mountain wedding party at Six Flags in Los Angeles Tuesday night. Themed “Mariah and Nick — A Love Story,” Mimi booked the whole theme park for the entire evening. TMZ says of the party:

The newlyweds were driven around the park in a golf cart. At all times, Mariah was followed by a hairstylist and makeup artist. Mimi had her own private pot to piss in, with guards right outside the bathroom — you know, to keep her friends out. Their guests were [relegated to] non-private [shitters].

So they’re saying that Mariah actually goes to the bathroom? Wow — now there’s a surprise. I was fairly certain that the only thing coming out of her bottom looked like rainbows and smelled like angel whispers. Turns out her dump requires a staff of burly men blockading the door. She makes my Uncle Tony look like a fucking amateur.

Don’t breathe in:

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Three weeks ago, Mariah Carey claimed that she didn’t want children of her own “because of childhood traumatic stuff” (I’m guessing something with colorful winged insects getting stuck in her ranch dressing hose). But since walking down the aisle with Nick “Nobody” Cannon, Mariah has suddenly changed her tune. According to Rush and Molloy

Yesterday, one of Carey’s assistants called L.A.’s chic baby boutique Petit Tresor to talk about preparing for a little roommate. Mariah’s office asked if the store could send fabric samples with the theme of - you guessed it - butterflies! The Petit crew is sending pictures of the nursery they just finished for Jennifer Lopez’s twins.

The unfortunate thing about babies — however cute they may be — is that they inevitably grow up into awkward teenagers with braces and acne and the insatiable urge to abuse their bodies. Everything Mariah owns is pink and fluffy and covered in butterflies and glitter. You can see where I’m with this. The only thing Mariah Carey should ever considering mothering is maybe a rainbow unicorn or a Barbie Mariposa. Something imaginary and guaranteed not to ruin your life with its cystic boils and angst and struggle for identity. And also something that does most of its pooping outside.

Mariah at Fred Segal’s on Sunday:

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Mariah Carey better watch her back because I think this woman is out to steal her career. By cleverly changing the name of one of her songs, she has made one of Mariah Carey’s classics hers. Just try to go the rest of the day and NOT sing her “Ken Lee” version. It’s an instant hit. “Tulibu dibu Douchoo”!

P.S. I know it’s old but it’s still funny, kind of like fart jokes.