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I am SO OVER Christina Aguilera, even if  she is an amazing performer and singer..

Not that I have ever been her biggest fan or anything, but when she first created her 40s pin-up look, with the curled hair, red lips and the chic retro wardrobe I thought it was pretty hot.

But not surprisingly she has morphed right back into the old Xtina.

TONS of eye makeup, ratty white hair extensions, and plunging necklines. Back to the Dirrty days.

This is Christina’s new commercial for Target, which is similar to her new video for the single, ‘Keeps Getting Better’

My favorite part of the ad is when Xtina looks in the mirror and sees comic book version of herself. I think the artist must have misunderstood who he was drawing because it sure looks like Christina Applegate!

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The new promo shots for Christina Aguilera’s upcoming album, Keeps Getting Better – A Decade of Hits, have hit the net, and here they are.

I can almost smell the peroxide from here..

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Lindsay Lohan  arriving at Diesel’s 30th Anniversary xXx Rock & Roll Circus.

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I think Catherine Zeta Jones has been taking cosmetic lessons from Lindsay Lohan.

I didn’t know you could actually replicate that orange lip so perfectly!

[DM]

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What do you think of Christina Aguilera’s look at last night’s MTV VMAs?

Hot or not?

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The queen of fake shows off her fake hair, eyelashes, lips, nose, boobs, nails, tan, teeth and who knows what else.

I still can’t believe she went out with her baby boy, Max, earlier this week without those ghastly lips painted on.  I think that’s the least amount of makeup I have seen her in – like ever.

Her poor little monkey, Max, already looks like daddy.  I can already see the ears and mouth are headed in that unnatural baboon-looking direction…  Heh.

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Pamela Anderson must be delusional from all that STD infested jizz she has swallowed throughout the years.

She thinks that the more makeup she wears, the sexier and younger it makes her appear.  On the contrary. Lighten up on the whore paint, Pammy!  Your face is looking as used up as your snatch!

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Maggie Gyllenhaal on the cover of August’s Tatler magazine.

Holy scary dreams, Batman!

[GFY]

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We knew Christina Aguilera wouldn’t be caught dead without her lip gloss, but did we know exactly just how obsessed she is with it?

While having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th, someone with a lot of time on their hands actually counted how many times the singer reapplied the gloss to her mouth. They supposedly counted more than 30 times.

The source said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”

Oh my, talk about high-maintenance! I wonder how many quarts of lipgloss that hooker has ingested in the past couple of years? Her turds are probably have sparkles in them!

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Christina Aguilera at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas on May 31st, looking like her usual clown-faced self.

Her boobs are too big! She used to have such a cute little petite frame. Those massive funbags don’t help her look any smaller after having her first child.  Maybe that’s why she always has a coat on over her dresses these days. But she still likes to showcase those bad boys!

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Damn, girl has got curves! Don’t you just want to stick your face between those things?

She looks great with a little meat on her bones actually. If only she would lay off the fricking war paint! She’s a pretty girl who thinks she has to glam it up all the time. I think she’s much hotter when she is dressed down and has minimal makeup. She overdoes everything. The tan, the hair, the makeup.

Quit trying so hard Xtina!

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Jeffree Star (and guest Elaine LaZelle) at the “Step Up 2 The Streets” Hollywood Premiere.