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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together!

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together after reuniting Sunday night.

After her sister Khloe’s wedding, Kim flew to New Orleans to be with Reggie. Although Reggie could not attend the wedding himself, his mother, stepfather and brother all did. So it looks like we haven’t seen the end of these two.

The couple split up earlier this summer after two years together.

Man, you just cannot keep up with these Kardashian girls lately!

Is it love in the air – or just a little bit of crazy?

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Kim Kardashian blonde and tan

Kim Kardashian at the Teen Choice Awards, looking smashing with lighter hair and a deep tan.

All fake of course, but she looks damn good regardless. Even if she does look a bit too much like Jennifer Lopez..

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Kim Kardashian quickly adapts to the single life, hitting the Madame Royale lounge in West Hollywood with girlfriends Melody Thornton and Lala Vasquez.

Nothing says, “I’m Single” like a good pair of thigh-high, F-me boots..

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Kim Kardashian arrives at MTV Studios in New York for “It’s On with Alexa Chung.”

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Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush have broken up after 2-years together.

Kim’s publicist has confirmed the news to People magazine. The couple were together for 2 years.

The reason for the split? Hectic schedules. But isn’t that what all celebrities say? They always blame their schedules!

A source said, “They never get to see each other, ever. It’s been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it’s tough.”

Ok, I’ll give them that. It can’t be easy dating a guy who you never see. In case you live under a rock, Reggie is a running back for the New Orleans Saints. And we all know how NFL stars can’t keep their d*ck in their pants. Heh. Oh, did I just say that?

I read on Kim’s sister Khloe’s Twitter the other day that she and Kimmy were having some girl time, “cuddling” and watching movies. That was 2 days ago, I think. So Kim has lots of sisterly support, and I highly doubt her single life will suck much.

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I know Kim Kardashian is a typical celebutante: famous because her family has money, not because she’s actually developed any type of skill. Then I see those amazing tits again and realize something very simple: I don’t care.

As long as Kim maintains those tits and that ass, I’ll continue to be a fan.

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I want a burger. Since Kim Kardashian is making one for me (dressed in a bikini), I’ll take one. And one of the cool Sierra Mists that she’s sure to hand me (check out the thumbnails below).

As long as Kim does it (dressed in a bikini) I’ll be happy to take it.

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Down in South Florida, it looks like the hookers are having a special during these rough economic times. Now, normally it would just be $20 for a blowjob behind the dumpster, but, with 4th of July approaching quickly, you can take advantage of the holiday sale, getting 2 for the price of 1. Wow… what a steal of a deal…

What’s that…? Those aren’t hookers…? That’s Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian doing a shoot for their new reality show KOURTNEY AND KHLOE TAKE MIAMI…? Well, they’re certainly dressed like hookers. And they are definitely behind a dumpster. Normally I might apologize for the mix-up, but I really feel like I’m not responsible for getting this one wrong. Where’s Kim Kardashian in all of this? Oh, she’s actually behind the dumpster going down on some guy for 20 bucks…? See… I knew this all looked familiar. I mean, a friend told me it did. Don’t judge him.

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For a guy wearing a purity ring with absolutely no public intentions of having sex until he’s married, Nick Jonas is beating them off with a stick these days. Already confirmed to be dating Miley Cyrus, you’d think that might be good enough to ward off any other interested ladies. Well, you’d be wrong as Hannah Montana just might not have the ass to compete, as Kim Kardashian is digging on that particular one of the Brothers Jonai.

Kardashian shared the stage with the Jonas Brothers at the MuchMusic Video Awards to introduce Lady GaGa’s booby-sparking performance. After the ceremony, she was on her Twitter, hardly able to contain the excitement of being in the presence of Jonas. “I have the biggest crush on Nick Jonas! I just was on stage w the Jonas Brother at the Much Music Awards!” She tweeted more, “It’s kinda wrong! I had 2 give him 2 kisses on stage! Ha”

Does this surprise anyone though? Why would Kim Kardashian want Reggie Bush, NFL star, when she can have some kid who would be lucky if he’s even within 2 years of finally hitting puberty instead?

As for Nick Jonas’ options, I hate to say it, but Miley Cyrus doesn’t stand a chance. Unless she is ready for some crazy times, Kim Kardashian and her ass will claim victory here. After all, let’s weigh our options here: Hannah Montana and her achy-breaky dad, or a chick who got videotaped having sex and who may or may not be into getting peed on? Sorry, Miley. I know they say it’s the quiet ones that turn out to be the wildest, but I don’t know if you’re going to get much kinkier than that… at least not that doesn’t border on starting to get gross.

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“And that Kim Kardashian, ugh, she has no personality at all. It was painful to watch.”

- Joey Fatone on Kim Kardashian and Dancing With the Stars.

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There is always one way to beat paparazzi at their own game, and that has always been making a reality show.  Kim Kardashian is by no means a stranger to this concept, and honestly where would she be without it?  While her engagement plans with Reggie Bush are still kind of floating around in space, Kim definitely doesn’t hesitate about making a little honeymoon realty tv spin off.

While Kim said she and boyfriend Reggie Bush aren’t getting engaged just yet, once they do tie the knot, they might participate in a Newlyweds type of reality show à la Jess and former hubby Nick Lachey.

“We get asked that all the time!” Kim told Hollywood Party Girl at the Fontainebleau Hotel’s grand reopening last weekend. “We’re definitely heading in that direction, so you never know.”

That should be enough to tie over those realty television die hards a season or two.  While she can’t be voted off (much to my dismay) this time around if things go awry, I can only hope it follows the same path of Jessica Simpson’s comedic disaster of a show/marriage.

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Anyone who has a big fetish about seeing attractive women in hospital clothes and hooked up to IVs missed their opportunity when Kim Kardashian celebrated her 28th birthday with Reggie Bush in the hospital.  Cute, nonetheless, I still believe that Kim had the opportunity to really have some fun playing nurse to victim that completely went under the radar and un-photographed.

“I was supposed to be in London right now with Reggie but we had to cancel our trip,” Kim wrote on her blog on KimKardashian.com. “The Saints have a game there this Sunday, but unfortunately Reggie will not be playing.”

“He’s pretty bummed that the special birthday he planned in London couldn’t happen, but as long as he is okay, I will have the best birthday ever!!!!”

We know you’re ecstatic Kim, you’re not the one in the bed with a broken knee.  I would be pretty pissed right now (except for the cake) if I was Reggie–wasn’t she supposed to be his good luck charm?

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