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Jessica Alba’s vanishing tattoo

Jessica Alba got a tattoo along with her mother and aunt a couple years back as “a bonding experience”.

But it seems the novelty of the ink has worn off, and Jessica has been receiving laser treatments to have the tattoo removed.

The design was of a daisy and a ladybug, and as you can see in the two photos (left, dated 2008, right, dated yesterday) the tattoo has noticeably faded.

[Photograph: © Darla Khazei (left), and Butterworth/Thompsett (right), PacificCoastNews.com]

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Jessica Alba hit the beach this weekend. What a great way to start off August! Having a baby doesn’t seem to have affected Jessica (OK, her body) in the slightest. She’s definitely a MILF.

Now I want to see Jessica in another movie that requires her to be in a bodysuit. Hey, I know: another Fantastic Four film wouldn’t be bad, would it? Jessica rocked that costume.

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Here’s Jessica Alba in the March issue of Elle for people who always say, “Who doesn’t love a good helping of Alba pics?”  And essentially, who doesn’t?  Would anyone seriously go to one of her movies because she’s an amazing actress?  Probably not.  To avoid the cost of paying eight bucks to catch her in a flick, put her in a bunch of magazines in some shiny dresses and primped hair and call it a day.  Things couldn’t get any better or easier.

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A baby for Jessica Alba almost seems like the decision is completely outof her hands with raunchy poses like the ones she does for Zinc magazine.  Go on, I dare you.  Look her straight in the eye and try to tell yourself that you just want to be friends.  Not as easy as you thought, huh?

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Regardless of her having a perfect body and not one physical flaw, Jessica Alba still gets the airbrush treatment before her photos go to print.

In her recent Campari campaign, Alba’s hips were shaved off, her waist was slimmed and her breasts were lifted in an effort to make her body appear more Barbie like.

And we wonder why women have body image issues!

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Jessica Alba dresses up and downs a bottle of Campari for a calender photo shoot.  Why?  Well mostly to prove she still has the hot body she had even before she had a baby…maybe that and she’s still prone to fill “sex kitten” roles in modeling and movies.

“I’m usually walking around in comfy clothes, with a baby on my arm,” says Alba, 27, who welcomed daughter Honor Marie Warren in June, “and it’s nice to dress things up and feel sophisticated, sexy, and surrounded by so much beauty.”

Campari is printing only 9,999 copies of the calendar featuring photos of Alba in swimsuits, high heels and evening wear. The calendar will be distributed at the end of the year.

But does liquor really need its own calender?  I suppose for those alcoholics out there, they have to make sure that everyday has been topped off with a cold brew following the scolding of the missus for looking nothing like Alba while sober.

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Honestly, I am so over Jessica Alba, but still, I guess I have to admit she is a smoking hot babe.

Jessica is featured on Campari’s 2009 calendar, and will have your temperature rising for 12 straight months.

The shots were directed by Jean Paul-Goude and photographed by Mario Testino.

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Why, hello there little girl.  Could I interest you in a lollipop?  Maybe a ride in my windowless van parked in the alley with no license plate?  Yes?  That’s a good Jessica Alba.

Excuse me, gentlemen.  I’ve got work to do.

Alba will just have to explain this to you another time.

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Ok.  You guys tell me what you think about these Declare Yourself ads with Jessica Alba.

This is the second in a series of the risque ads featuring Alba in what could be considered S&M attire.

The ads are meant to persuade people to vote – but some think they are crossing the line.

Personally I think the ads are so over the top that the point is pretty much lost. I mean, I am no prude, (by any stretch of the imagination!)  but geeze, don’t you think the ads hint at sexual deviance against one’s will – a.k.a. rape?

Alba tied up, naked and crying…I mean, wtf?! It’s just not appropriate, or necessary.

I wonder what the centers for battered women think about this..

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“If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

- Jessica Alba doesn’t think her new campaign for the voter group, Declare Yourself, is ’shocking’ as some may think.

Click here to see the photo shoot, behind the scenes.

Stumble it!

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Jessica Alba looks fab-u-lous on this cover of Czech Esquire.

But her left eye looks just a little ‘off’, doesn’t it?  Heh.

She reminds me of J. Lo in this pic…back when J. Lo was hot.  What was that, 8-9 years ago?

I’m not a big fan of Jessica’s.  She comes across as being a bit snotty (but not as snotty as J. Lo!) and used to people kissing her tiny, perfect little ass.  But girlfriend rocks a body.  And how.  Even after having a kid, she’s got one mean little bod just made for sin!

Stumble it!

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It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid.  Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same.  Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back.  I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick.  That’s the only way to really tell.