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Three generations of the Spears family enjoy some quality time together by the pool.

Parents Lynne and Jamie Spears hung out with daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, who is almost 4, Jayden James, who is almost 3, and Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie Briann, 1.

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Oh my, Britney.

This is not the way to make a big comeback, darling.

Sadly, I bet she smells like a cross between sour milk and a stank foot..

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The National Enquirer is getting everyone’s attention with a bold headline saying that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant yet again – and that friends are begging her to have an abortion.

(I do have to mention though, that I am hoping that the story on the upper left of the tabloid is actually true!)

I think that the tabloids are starving for some crazy headlines this week! Wouldn’t you agree? But boy, how’s this one for stooping to a low level.

TMZ has disputed the pregnancy reports saying they are totally fabricated.

Then there is OK! magazine who is saying that the couple are fighting off a ton of rumors. Everything from Casey seeing other girls to him actually knocking one up.

Duh! You’re the ones starting the rumors!

Geeze, it’s not like these two are going to get hitched and live happily ever after anyway. Sorry, but that usually doesn’t happen with teen pregnancies. Sorry to burst your bubble..

All these stories just seem like a bunch of made up garbage to me. No one has anything to talk about this week so speculations and flat out lies are running rampant.  Gee, aren’t you glad you aren’t a celeb?

Heh.

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Jamie Lynn Spears faced the light of day today and went cruising around with her suckling buddy Maddie Briann.

After a visit to the doctor’s office, the two popped by the local Wal-Mart — the same spot where Jamie Lynn celebrated her 17th birthday in April.

The group finished off the afternoon with lunch at the Spears’ family favorite, Nyla’s Burger Basket.

Give this girl her own infomercial! It’s hard to imagine that she had a baby and didn’t just steal one from her sister, what with her runs to Walmart for Ho-Hos and waffle fries from Burger Basket. Oh to be young and skanky again. So resilient and so full of life…

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Sad but true story.

Britney Spears‘ mother, Lynne, killed a 12-year-old child in an accident when she was just 20-years-old.

Anthony Winters was killed after Lynne rounded a corner in her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana striking the boy who was riding a bike with friends in the street. There was oncoming traffic and Lynne could not stop her car in time. She had been on her way to the hospital, taking her brother there for an injury.

Spears’ publicist, Louise Taylor, confirmed the National Enquirer article saying that Lynne is understandably still haunted by the incident and has tried to keep the tragedy out of the papers.

She added, “The boy died at the hospital as a result of his injuries. Lynne, to this day, is grieved by the Winters’ loss of their son.”

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Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, had her first child, Maddie, a few weeks back and is all set to tell us how absolutely wonderful it is to be a teenaged mother.

In her recent interview with OK! magazine she talks about her new baby girl, the labor and delivery and daddy Casey Aldridge.

Britney’s little sister says she is happy to be raising her child in her hometown of Kentwood, LA, and not Hollywood, “Around here, everyone has the same focus. The focus is family, and that’s a good way to live.”

Jamie-Lynn says that she had a rather easy pregnancy with no complications. Her labor was induced but she gave birth naturally.

“They’d told me it would be an eight- to 12-hour labor, and I was ready to have the baby in three to four hours. I had a perfect pregnancy and a perfect delivery. I was very blessed.”

The atmosphere in which she gave birth was a peaceful one and she says that alleged father, Casey, was there to witness the birth of his child and support her.

“Once I got in there, my doctor was just so calm and so good it was not bad at all. I was just talking to Casey. And you know what’s so weird? I was asking him if he was okay. He was like, ‘Yeah.’ We were both so excited.”

Spears says baby Maddie is a good baby and hardly fussy. She adds that having a routine helps.

“She is very good. She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying . . We get up in the morning, and she gets her little bath. Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines. I’ve worked one out with her, and we’re happy going about our little life.”

How much you wanna bet teenage pregnancies are up this year? Hmmm?

This article is a little scary because everything, except for the fact Jamie-Lynn is a teen mom, seems perfect. The daddy is there and is excited, her pregnancy was a piece of cake, she has a massive home in which to raise the kid -not to mention unlimited money. Shit man, the freaking baby doesn’t even cry!

For Jamie-Lynn being a teen mom is so glamorous. Just remember, for you, it will be anything but.

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Jamie Lynn Spears delivered her baby naturally and not by c-section as reported through some sources.

The 17-year old mother delivered Maddie Briann Aldridge naturally and without any problems.

The baby girl was born at 9:33am and weighed 7 lbs. 11 oz. Mother and child are said to be resting comfortably (comfortable, my ass!) and are surrounded by family.

Cousin Alli Sims thinks that Jamie Lynn will be a fabulous mother. “I’m sure the baby’s beautiful, and I’m so glad everybody’s healthy and doing well. I just wish them all the happiness in the world. I know they’re going to have so much fun.”

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Jamie Lynn Spears popped out her little Cheeto eatin’ monkey today.

Maddie Briann was born at approximately 9:30am in a Mississippi hospital.

Big sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan all flew into town yesterday to be there when the child was born. Mom Lynne has been with Jamie for sometime, helping her prepare for the baby.

A source says, “Just the family was there. Everyone is healthy and happy.”

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A paparazzo, Edwin Merino, 30, has been arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and the father of her baby, Casey Aldridge, in Liberty, Mississippi.

Merino, denies that he was stalking the younger Spears, but insists he was singled out because he was the only photographer in the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He admits he followed the couple for four days while in Liberty, but insists he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. He adds that he didn’t get any good shots of Jamie Lynn during his time in Liberty, until he went to Walmart to buy some deodorant.

“The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

The cameraman posted bond Tuesday and is scheduled to appear in court next week. All in all he says his trip was “a waste.”

Merino is the same photographer who once captured older sister Britney Spears without any panties on. That must have been the high point of his career. So of course this trip was a waste, he was probably hoping for exclusive upskirt uterus shots of Jamie Lynn or something.

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Big sis Britney Spears flew home to Louisiana to attend a baby shower for Jamie Lynn Spears on Saturday. It was — as expected — a high-falutin, super-classy affair, with lots of clouds of carbon monoxide and chemical additives courtesy of Britney. People Magazine reports

About 30 guests were invited to Kentwood for a ladies-only, catered celebration for the 17-year-old at the family’s Serenity mansion. Mom Lynne and fiancé Casey Aldridge’s mother lent a hand. “We all sat in a circle and she opened gifts and thanked every person. It was just a good old fashioned baby shower.

The talk of the shower, though, was Britney’s gift. Her gift came without boxes or bows. It was a gift of the heart, handwritten on notebook paper held together with Scotch tape. I proudly present to you “Britney Spears’ Top Ten New Mama Tips For Jamie Lynn.” Enjoy.

10. Don’t titty-feed or your nipples’ll get as big as fuckin dinner plates

9. If’n you lay ‘em on their bellies, you don’t have ta hear ‘em holler so much

8. Formula ain’t the same as heavy whippin cream, so don’t never use it on pie

7. Ya can smoke while you’re feedin ‘em as long as ya point yer cigarette the other way

6. Tin foil makes a good toy cuz it’s cheap an shiny and the little ‘uns like shiny

5. Don’t NEVER micrawave babies. Just use a towel.

4. If’n it shits in the crib, you can put them in a dog carrier until the housekeepers git there

3. Babies can’t breathe underwater like they do in the movies

2. Only drive with ‘em in yer lap if’n there’s no one around to take yer pitcher

and the number one piece of advice from big sis Britney:

1. Don’t never hold ‘em hostage when it’s time to hand ‘em over to your ex-husband

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More celebrity pregnancy news you probably didn’t want to hear: Jamie Lynn Spears (seen here in a photo from early 2009) will be giving birth to a baby girl, sometime around the end of June. No word on the name yet, although supposedly Jamie is making a list of all the women’s names on her side of the family. One of those will be the middle name, and “something else” will be the source for the first name. I’m guessing we can all say hello to little Casey Lynne.

And so the noble Spears tradition continues. Try—just try—to imagine what it’s going to like growing up with Lynne Spears as your grandmother, Britney as your aunt, Jamie as your mother, and who knows what for a father. Britney didn’t hit the wall until she was 23, but Jamie beat her by several years, and with that family background I expect her daughter to be sneaking into clubs and starting nasty drug-fueled catfights with the other celebrity kids before she’s out of sixth grade. Suri Cruise won’t stand a chance. At any rate, it’s nice to know the Spears family will be supplying tabloid fodder into the 2020s and beyond.

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A visibly pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated the big one-seven with fiancé Casey Aldridge in Mississippi this weekend. People Magazine says

Spears, who is pregnant with Aldridge’s child, took in a quiet dinner with Aldridge at [a Liberty, Mississippi Ruby Tuesday’s]. They then went to Wal-Mart, where Spears looked at sleeping bags.

Pregnant teen with G.E.D. at a discount department store — that’s practically every cliché in the book! I’m waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to add “… then you might be a redneck” and Gretchen Wilson to chime in with a “Hell yeah.” I hope Jamie wanted a lifetime of anniversary cartons of cigarettes and Christmases filled with Craftsman Truck Series race tickets, because that’s damn sure what she’s getting.