I Am…Lesbian Man
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Sorry Ozzy, but all that plastic surgery and hair dye has got you looking a little feminine these days..
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For the first time in his life, Ozzy Osbourne is legal to drive. The Oz posted the message on his Facebook & Twitter pages last week expressing excitement of his achievement, and cautioning people. “…so watch out!”
Thanks for the warning, Oz!
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“I’m trying to paint a realistic picture of who my father is. I think The Osbournes, to a degree, tarnished the public’s perception of my dad as a bit of a senile, funny, bumbling guy. Yeah, my dad can be that guy, but it’s not him. I think that almost discredited who he is as an artist. My dad’s not an idiot — he’s nothing short of a genius, in my opinion. He does have huge flaws, and we’re trying to really paint an honest picture of that.”
- Ozzy Osbourne’s son, Jack Osbourne, is working on a documentary about his father that he hopes will show his real side.
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Sharon Osbourne isn’t one to keep quiet on things. So when something or someone pisses her off, you’re likely to hear about it.
This time Sharon is publicly announcing her distaste for Courtney Love and ice queen Madonna.
Sharon says that when her son Jack was only 15, Courtney introduced him to the very strong pain killer OxyContin by giving him some. Jack must have liked them because he went to rehab for them if I recall correctly. Sharon says because of that incident she will never speak to Courtney again. Sober or not.
“I will never have time for Courtney Love. She was the first person to give my son Jack the prescription drug OxyContin. There’s not a shadow of doubt in my mind about that. My dislike towards her is very personal. I’m not saying Jack wouldn’t have taken it if she hadn’t given it to him, but I’m appalled that an adult mother would give that to a 15-year-old boy. How could she do that to someone else’s child? I haven’t had a row with her, but I will never talk to her.”
As for Madonna, Sharon says what most of us already know. Madonna is a rich bitch twat. She is cold, jaded and just plain mean.
“I dislike her. She annoys me. I’ve met her a few times and found her very cold and very rude. She’s annoyed me for years though, way before all the buying a baby thing.”
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Other Madonna News:
Madonna is not as gay friendly as you would like to believe!
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Jack Osbourne is proud that his partying days are over. He has admitted to doing loads of drugs and going on drinking binges when he was just a teenager. By the age of 17 he had already been to rehab. His weakness was Oxycontin.
Osbourne has been sober now for four years! In the meantime he has grown up, lost weight and has a whole new outlook on life.
“I’ve been going strong for a little over four years now without a mind-altering substance. I know what it’s like to drink and I know what it’s like to do drugs – I don’t need to remind myself.”
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Jack Osbourne worries that his sister Kelly Osbourne will get eloped just like her good friend Amy Winehouse.
Jack believes that after Kelly attended the shotgun wedding of Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse that she will be prone to doing the same thing.
He says, “I think she would. She likes guys who don’t have two pennies to rub together though, so I’d ask her to get a pre-nuptial agreement. If she said she did then I’d think that was cool – and if she didn’t then I’d have a word.”
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Jack Osbourne is being sued by a woman in Indiana who claims that Osbourne and a television crew mistook her home for a hideout of a fugitive.
It happened in January while filming the dud reality show Armed & Famous.
Osbourne was one of six stars who trained with police in Muncie,
Indiana for the show, and his actions are now part of a legal battle.
Lyndsay
Clements was handcuffed while in her nightgown and was humiliated. The episode aired anyhow.
Clements wants $1 million for the incident.
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Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne revealed to The Sun that Jack Osbourne, allegedly had sex with Paris Hilton. Does this girl have any standards or what? According to the Sun,
Ozzy said: “Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of Kelly or Amy— which one was it, Sharon?”
Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: “She was Jack’s, erm, friend.” Ozzy’s jaw dropped and he exclaimed: “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”
Jack Osbourne? That fat kid on that stupid MTV show? The judge should tack 45 more days on Paris Hilton’s jail sentence for doing something that disgusting. But, come on, Jack Osbourne? I really am starting to believe Paris has had sex with every male in Hollywood. I mean, Jack Osbourne.
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Jack Osbourne is laughing off reports he’s romancing Kate Moss, insisting he’s just trying to be a good friend to her. The troubled teen celebrated the supermodel’s birthday last month after she went to rehab to kick her cocaine abuse. Osbourne, who has also dealt with drug dependency issues in rehab, says:
“I’ve known Kate for a few years and I went out with her for her birthday. I don’t push help on anyone – if she feels that she needs to call me, whatever.”
Anyway, the day I learn that Kate Moss is dating this fat clown, I’ll smoke crack cocaine until my head explodes. I admit I say that because I know their romance is never going to happen. Cocaine is for stupid hipsters. I hate hipsters, and I hope they’ll all die of a drug overdose.