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Yeah, I’m sure some of you know by the ass who this person is without having to see her face.  My reply: Good for you.  You will go very far.  For those that don’t, that’s Hilary Duff.  OR IS IT?  That get up she’s wearing looks very close to April’s getup from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  Could she possibly be looking to pursue a career as a reporter?  Nah, she’d have made several sex tapes with that underwear model before something like that happens.

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And Lindsay Lohan’s dad is not the only one with “daddy issues.”  Hilary Duff’s dad has been been ordered by a Texas judge to spend ten days in jail.

Bob Duff was led away in handcuffs Wednesday during a court hearing after Judge Thomas Stansbury in Houston determined he violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval.

The Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition that Bob Duff must pay into a court repository $367,537 he earned from selling stocks last month.

OH GOD. Ten Days.  How will this rich prick survive?!  His sentence is like the equivalent of being put in the naughty corner for five minutes.  Those damn liberal judges.  He needs to be taken over the knee and spanked a couple of times, but I bet he gets some of that fun daily.

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Hilary Duff was spotted Friday toting around a ring on her wedding finger with boyfriend Mike Comrie. Surely it was all just a hoax? Well…to end all the confusion the press got down to the bottom of this:

Duff’s camp is not confirming or denying that Comrie popped the question…

When asked if they’re engaged, a rep for the singer-actress did not comment.

What’s going on? It seems like America is losing their potential lusty jailbaits to guys that transcend the boundaries of fantasy, for…love? What the hell is wrong with them? I can only hope that they take shear pleasure out of destroying everything with their erections.

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When I first saw this shot I thought hottie Eva Mendes was standing next to a really fug cardboard cutout of Fergie Ferg!

Damn, she looks like she has taken one too many shots to the face . . and not like that, you sicko.

Whitney Houston, is that you? Oh, it’s Eve, doing a damn good impression of the R&B diva! Then there’s Kimora Lee Simmons who looks bloated, tired and evil. I love to hate that bitch!

The fug honorable mentions were Perry Farrell, who I freaking adore, and Chloe Sevigny, who is also just a rocking babe.

Those Popeye looking mofo’s (Madden brothers) were there too, along with Nicole Richie, who has managed to keep some weight on..

Hilary and Haylie Duff also attended the event. Can you find two things that match on Hilary? Me either. This time it’s Haylie who looks amazing.

And then there was Janet. It looks like Miss Jackson borrowed LaToya’s wig. I think JJ is back on the carb diet again too . .

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Hilary Duff graces the cover of May’s Allure and in it she talks about other stars her age and her relationship with them.

On Lindsay Lohan:

“Supposedly, I stole Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend [Aaron Carter.] We were, like, 13! And I’ve never stolen anyone’s boyfriend! I don’t know how you do that! . . . She was talking about it and I wasn’t. It made us both look bad and put up a big weirdness. Really she was just a girl my age. We are fine now, by the way.”

On Miley Cyrus:

“We don’t have each other’s phone numbers. But when she meets me, she’s excited. It’s cute – I see a lot of myself in her.”

On Avril Lavigne:

“I said something about how she didn’t like her fans dressing like her, and how she should appreciate that because it’s a compliment. She called me a goody-goody [Lavigne called Duff a ‘mommy’s girl’ in Newsweek] Everyone is trying to prove who they are, and their position. So, I’m ‘the good girl.’ She’s ‘the bad girl’ or ‘the party girl.’ Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t take her clothes off, but she’s not a ‘good girl.’ [Adult actors] don’t get tagged like we do.”

One thing about Hilary is she never starts sh*t with anyone. She pretty much keeps to herself, enjoys her fabulous life and doesn’t crave the spotlight as do some of her peers. That’s class. It’s endangered in Hollywood, so it’s refreshing to see a young, successful female exercise it.

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Singer Hillary Duff stars as a Russian pop star who likes dropping poisonous arthropods in her pants while John Cusack pats himself down with a hanky in a new movie entitled “War, Inc.” Now, as far as sexy venomous critters go, I suppose the scorpion is the logical choice, but I still would have liked the tongue-in-cheek calembour of a good Box Jellyfish or a Bushmaster snake. Or just plain “AIDS,” “Great White Shark armed with assault rifle,” or anything that guaranteed Hilary Duff never made another album or shitty movie I’d have to write about again.

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Singer Hillary Duff stars as a Russian pop star who likes dropping poisonous arthropods in her pants while John Cusack pats himself down with a hanky in a new movie entitled “War, Inc.” Now, as far as sexy venomous critters go, I suppose the scorpion is the logical choice, but I still would have liked the tongue-in-cheek calembour of a good Box Jellyfish or a Bushmaster snake. Or just plain “AIDS,” “Great White Shark armed with assault rifle,” or anything that guaranteed Hilary Duff never made another album or shitty movie I’d have to write about again.

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Kirsten Dunst, 1995

These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!

Lindsay Lohan - 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears - 2002, Alyssa Milano - 1986, Hilary Duff - 2002, Kimberly Stewart - 1997, Keri Russell - 1994 and the Olsen twins - 1998.

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What is Disney sweetheart Hilary Duff doing trying to make me hot?  I know she’s in her 20’s but I can’t get over her pop princess past.  She still looks like she’s way too young.  Which is why her wearing a short mini skirt and tube top is deeply confusing me.  I haven’t been this confused about what’s going on in my pants since I was 13 and watching Cinemax at 2:30am.

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Hilary Duff’s Tour is done and I guess that means back to the stable for her. That also means we don’t have to see her in this stupid outfit anymore. I feel like I’ve posted this shit way too many times and I am done. Sure, I don’t mind lookin’ at her legs because I have nothing better to do and because my site is running like shit and the reality is I don’t even mind lookin’ at her face everyone makes fun of for looking like a horse or even listening to her music while curled up in the corner of my apartment’s “livingâ€? room that ironically smells like death, wondering where life went wrong for me and how I could have prevented this hell I’m living….so in a lot of ways Hilary Duff has saved my life and it’s only right to commemorate her hard work on this tour.

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff clubbing with her pig sister and her pig friend Kelly Osborne a couple days ago. Now Hilary Duff may not be all that hot, but she looks a hell of a lot better when up against this shitty competition,

Maybe it’s a strategy you should use to get laid, but the reality is that if you were lucky enough to find someone uglier than you, they’d have to be seriously disfigured, maybe a survivor from some kind of war accident or motorcycle accident without a helmet on, in which case the only place you’d really be able to wheel them out to go clubbing would be the lobby of the hospital you met them in and I hear that’s not the best place to get pussy.

Either way, I think Hilary Duff is totally worth a round and I can’t really blame her for hanging out with her sister and her sister’s ugly friend, they are family and despite how much you want to keep them locked away in the basement, you gotta suck it up, especially at Christmas because religious or not, it’s a pretty magical time of year. Cuddles.