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George is so cool he came in on his boat. That’s how cool he is. Everything the man does is sexy.
Oh, he smashed his hand in a car door? Damn, that’s hot..
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Canalis enjoys the sun while vacationing in Miami during the winter months earlier this year. Canalis has been a popular mainstay on Italian television but has just hit international headlines as the new girlfriend of George Clooney.
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I’m not sure I believe this one. At least I don’t think it led to the absolute demise of George Clooney and Sarah Larsen’s relationship, but then again, who knows.
Sources are saying that one of the reasons that the couple broke up is because George didn’t like Sarah’s new boobs!
The former cocktail server had them done in May despite Clooney expressing he wished she didn’t.
“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” a source told In Touch Weekly.
As for the breakup, Larsen never saw it coming.
“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”
Apparently Sarah loves her new boobies and is hoping to pose for Playboy (of course) now that she is single and trying to claw her sorry ass to the top . . or even the bottom rung.
A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Sarah at the Palms Saturday, 5/31
George Clooney, who has sworn he will never marry again, broke off his romance to Sarah Larson with a swift kick to her ass – so to speak.
Larson is reportedly shocked and devastated at the sudden breakup. She’s moved back to Las Vegas, where she lived before her whirlwind romance with Clooney.
Larson boldly stepped back into the public eye last Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party – the same casino she worked in only a year ago.
She had been living with Clooney, who when he decided it was over pulled the rug from under her feet, moving out of his own home until she had gathered her things and left. I always figured he’d be a dick like that. He’s George Clooney!
One of Sarah’s friend’s dished, “She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”
I guess we’ll see how strong Larson is, and if she can manage to pull a Kim Kardashian and achieve fame by association.
Source: yeeeah.com
Pull out your push-ups, ladies — George Clooney is single again! People Magazine reports
George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating. Though there was speculation that Clooney would end his longtime bachelorhood, in March the actor shot down rumors of an engagement.
Well, it’s like they say — “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Especially when there’s a whole dairy farm full of nubile young cows with big fake udders who’ll let you tag team with your best buddy anytime you want. That doesn’t fly in all fifty states, of course, but you’re cool if you stick with Arkansas and West Virginia. That’s why they call those states “The Velvet Underground,” if you know what I mean. Wink, wink.
Check out George’s new fake teeth after the jump
Source: www.derekhail.com
George Clooney has dumped Sarah Larson (above) after dating her for a year.
George Clooney and his girlfriend Sarah Larson have split up after a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE.
The actor’s rep, Stan Rosenfield, would only say: “We do not comment on George’s personal life.”
The pair initially met in Las Vegas nearly four years ago, when Larson, a onetime Fear Factor winner, was a cocktail server at The Whiskey Bar. But it wasn’t until the pair met for the second time in June 2007 in Las Vegas that sparks flew.
I know he’s George Clooney and everything but the dude is almost 50 and he landed a super hot 29 year old who is obviously a sex kitten. Is he thinking he can get a hotter chick? I don’t understand. I would think he would cling to this chick like a fat kid clings to a hamburger. I mean seriously, do you think a 50 year old man can find another ass that looks like this?
If he does, consider George Clooney perhaps the greatest genius of our time.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
We knew it wouldn’t last because George Clooney isn’t exactly the marrying kind.
InTouch Weekly is reporting that Clooney, 47, dumped his girlfriend of the past year, Sarah Larson, 29.
A friend of Sarah’s dished that the actor moved out of his home temporarily to allow Sarah to gather her belongings and hoof it outta there.
A source said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”
Clooney’s publicist won’t comment on the matter.. but what is there to doubt?
Ooohh! I wonder when her book will be out! Dish it girl…dish it!!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
I do hate to admit that reality shows are one of my guilty pleasures.
Rock of Love with Bret Michaels is one of my favorites although I don’t say that with pride. So when I heard that George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson watched it as well I was a little surprised.
Sarah told Harper’s Bazaar, “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”
Larson was once on a reality show herself, NBC’s Fear Factor. She says that if George would have been a reality star when she met him he wouldn’t have had a shot. (Duh.)
“If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him. It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’ But after a little consideration she adds, “I don’t know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”
Source: www.derekhail.com
George Clooney and his smoking hot girlfriend Sarah Larson admitted their Rock of Love obsession yesterday.
While recovering from a motorcycle accident last fall, she says they were glued to marathons of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.
“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”
I would rather admit to a cocaine addiction than to watching Rock of Love, or anything on VH1 for that matter. VH1 is essentially the same show. Some washed up actor or music star in a house with 12 whores. Someone has a great “connection”, someone has “deep feelings”, and someone has herpes. Which one will he choose! It’s so exciting!
Source: agentbedhead.com
Sigh. Since we’ve covered the rest of this engrossing saga in rather unnecessary detail, we feel compelled to publish the latest news of Uwe Boll and his Michael Bay fetish. So, here is the latest reply from Bay himself:
Can we stop talking about this guy! I never even heard his name till last week when he made threats and rants. The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate – but uses the word “retard” in his vocabulary, come on. When you look at his videos, what is interesting are the backgrounds. I guess his low rent offices, with 15 year old 3/4 machines, archaic computers, this is just some dumb chump trying to get some fame when he has none, so he has to make Youtube lame quality anger rants. Guy just want attention because he can’t get any for the so called movies he makes. Nothing sadder when he had his screening in LA to an over half empty movie house.
He is a troubled soul – let’s just waste time on talking about him please.
M
Of course, Bay wants everyone to stop talking about this dude, yet he wastes another 143 words talking about it. These words will, no doubt, be cherished tonight as a printed out, laminated token of love underneath Uwe Boll’s pillow.
We suggest to Uwe Boll that, if he must make such threats, go right ahead and challenge Guy Ritchie to a boxing match, for the response from Madonna would be simply priceless.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Either one of George Clooney’s friends doesn’t like his new girlfriend, Sarah Larson, or someone pulled a tasteless prank on the actor.
Clooney told the New Yorker that he received a voicemail from a middle-aged man who told him that he was representing a group of Clooney’s friends who want the actor to drop the cocktail waitress.
Clooney played the message for the magazine and Larson was there to hear it for the first time as well.
The message says, “Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you’re sorry!”
When Larson hears the message she goes off about how she is portrayed unfairly in the press.
“They say that I’m a stripper. There’s a ton of stuff about that. I’ve never been a stripper. You know, just because I’m from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I’m a cocktail server, that means I’m an escort.”
Clooney, who is known for being a prankster, doesn’t think the message was a joke.
“It’s not a prank – none of my friends would do that.”
Nor does he think it’s funny. In fact, he enrolled his police officer driver to trace the number, which was tracked down to a pre-paid cell phone, but that’s as far as the investigation got.
But take that as a warning prank phone caller, Clooney has a police chauffeur and he’s not afraid to use it!
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