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Gawd I hate Gene Simmons.

The prick who can’t get enough of himself – or his money – made an appearance on Fox News and surprisingly shut up about himself long enough to discuss somebody else. That person was Adam Lambert. Oh, lucky Adam.

Adam performed with KISS earlier this year on American Idol.

After listening to Gene ramble on about himself for sometime, the interviewer asks him what is was like performing with Adam on the show. Gene takes immediate offense, correcting her, “How was it like for him to perform with us, you mean?”

Typical Gene. He then goes on to say how he thinks Adam will do well in the industry but adds,

“…but mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences, we, America, and the rest of the world, doesn’t really doesn’t care. I mean, if the story becomes ‘I prefer farm animals,’ it’s like, who cares? Be quiet about what you do indoors and go sing.”

The interviewer cracked me up. She handled Gene quite well. After Gene said what he had to say about Adam, he says “You agree with me!”

She responded with: “I agree with everything you have to say because you’re the guest on my show!”

Ha! Telling it like it is.

As repetitive and narcissistic as Gene is, you have to give him credit for slipping those KISS plugs in a billion times per interview. In that short amount of time, he managed to plug his reality show, a film he is producing, an upcoming KISS album, a 60-city tour, his marketing company that is involved with Indy Car racing, KISS perfume, and even KISS caskets.

Gah, STFU already!

Anyhow, Adam is sure getting everyone’s panties in a bunch. By everyone I mean big gnarly rock stars like Rob Zombie. Oh wait, he’s not big, he’s like 5′2″. Serious, and that was in outrageously tall platform boots..

Rob took a hit at Lambert the other day, saying he was nothing compared to the likes of, say, Mick Jagger:

“I’m sure Adam can f–king sing 10 times better than Mick Jagger, but who gives a s–t. He ain’t f–king Mick Jagger. You know what I mean? There are probably a million guitar players in the world better than Keith Richards, but they ain’t f–king Keith Richards!”

True, but he’s good enough to have you all talking about him!
[MJ]

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Hal Sparks and Gene Simmons.

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Seriously OMG! published a few photos of Gene Simmons with a bald head!

‘Gene Simmons Family Jewels‘ Season Three premieres tonight and I am wondering if it’s just a publicity stunt. But I must say, he looks TONS better without that Brillo pad on his head! Huge improvement, Gene.

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“I think, as a female, that I’d be offended if he hadn’t. Knowing his reputation, I don’t know if my pride could handle it if Gene Simmons hadn’t at least tried to flirt with me.”

- Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, on Gene Simmons flirting with her on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’.

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This is a video about recent happenings in the always exciting life of Britney Spears.

In it you hear about Britney instructing young girls at the Millennium dance studio and her dumping Adnan so she can work on her career. But the gem in this video is the short clip of Gene Simmons (with whom I have a love/hate relationship) at the end.

It seems that Gene knows why Britney gets so much attention – it’s because she attracts it. He also dishes advice for young pop-stars like Britney who are afraid of poor record sales. And that is, to “Shave.”

SPLASH

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Ok. I wasn’t going to post anything about the gross sex tape of Gene Simmons and some dumb whore who is a spokesperson for an energy drink that he endorses. But I can’t help it.

(If you haven’t seen the clips Drunken Stepfather has all the goods here.)

First of all, what chick, in her right mind, would pork such a repulsive, arrogant, a**hole pig? If you have seen his reality show on A&E, “Gene Simmons: Family Jewels”, you know what I am talking about. I liked the show the first season, but by the second I had grown tired of Gene talking about money and watching Shannon spend it.

And his kids? Oh my gosh. Can you imagine? They probably found out about the tape through friends or the internet… I mean, why is it I picture Sophie crying about it? Poor thing is what, 14? and has to deal with the world knowing her dad stuck his d*ck in some stupid tramp. Nice job, Gene.

Now let’s not pretend this has never happened before, it’s just never been so public. Shannon had to have known what she was getting into when she hooked up with him many years ago, and should be smart enough to figure out why Gene won’t marry her. Or is she?

Now, I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger…

As for the tape, what an embarrassment! Is it just me, or does the chick not seem down with kissing Gene? Isn’t that weird? She turns her head away from him everytime he attempts to kiss her. You’d think any groupie slut would kiss him, so what’s this chick’s deal? Strictly f*cking and no kissing – smells like a hooker to me.

And what’s up with Gene’s pants? Didn’t have time to take them off? They are wrapped around his ankles like he’s going to run the hell out of there as soon as his mission is accomplished. Doesn’t that hinder performance?

Regardless, he is nasty, the bitch is nasty and I can guarantee you, whatever ass Shannon is getting on the side is better than that old washed up rock star with the little peepee.

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“Gene tried to pick up my beautiful daughter Ivanka. Now Gene’s a friend of mine and he’s a great guy, (but) I don’t want him with Ivanka.”

- Donald Trump on his former ‘apprentice’ Gene Simmons.

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Gene Simmons works hard for his money. So he wants his children to do the same.

Gene says he won’t let his kids, Nick, 18, and Sophie, 15, live off his money when they are adults.

“What I wanna do is what every bird does in its nest – it forces the kids to go out there and figure it out for themselves.By the way, in terms of an inheritance and stuff, they’re gonna be taken care of, but they will never be rich off my money. Because every year they should be forced to get up out of bed and go out and work and make their own way.

The point is, there’s gonna be a yearly allowance so that their rent and their food and all that stuffs gonna be taken care of, but if you want riches, you should do that yourself – you should never thank your parents, ‘I was born into money.’ ‘Well, that’s nice, but what have you done lately?’

Because I don’t them to say, ‘Thanks, dad, for making me rich.’ No, you wanna be able to stand on your own two feet and say, ‘I did that.’”

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Gene Simmons is slamming reports that we married longtime girlfriend and former Playboy Playmate, Shannon Tweed.

Simmons posted a message to fans on his website claiming he will never get married to Tweed.

“I have been deluged with new emails saying some very nice things. Thank you. But, seriously girls, I AM NOT MARRIED!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVERY GETTING MARRIED. It shocks me that women keep saying ‘your wife’… and can’t get it through their heads there IS NO wife. Never has been. Never will be. Women are finally FREE. You live in the 21st Century. You DON’T HAVE TO BE MARRIED, if you don’t want to. So ladies, I say this again, I AM NOT MARRIED.”

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Trent Reznor is accusing rock legend Gene Simmons of straying from his rock roots by creating music for the sole purpose of making money.

Says Reznor, “I hope I don’t fall into that trap. I loved Kiss when I was growing up. At puberty they were there to rescue me from a life of athleticism – failed athleticism.

“But I would hope that I never become Gene Simmons: where as an X-year-old man I’m singing about making out with chicks in the back of a car because the kids want that. That’s not how I see my role as an artist.”

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Check out these fabulous photos of different couples who were smoking hot together years ago…

Emilio Estevez and Demi Moore

Emilio and Demi were a great couple. They were both young, gorgeous and the envy of Hollywood in the mid eighties. They met in 1984 and in 1987 ended their three-year engagement.

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed

Many cosmetic surgeries and two children later, Shannon and Gene are still together as boyfriend and girlfriend.

Did you know that George Clooney and Kelly Preston dated in the 1980’s?

It’s true.  Yep, Kelly must be kicking herself today.  She’s now married to a fat turkey who has to drag it up for movie roles..

Sean Penn and Madonna

Hot and heavy in the mid to late eighties, Sean and Madge were bound to butt heads.  They lasted longer than most expected, but after filming Shanghai Surprise their marriage went down the tubes.

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn

Another couple still around who surprisingly also never wed.  This boyfriend and girlfriend of many eons are still going strong.

Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman

Cruise and Kidman starred in the 1990 flick Days of Thunder and were soon after the hottest thing in Hollywood.  This of course was before Kidman overdosed on Botox and Cruise was rumored to be very, very gay.

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne

Yes, that really is Sharon before the many surgeries.  Sharon and Ozzy met when Sharon’s father managed Black Sabbath.  Ozzy credits her with saving his life. They’ve been married over 20 years.  Definitely one of Hollywood’s oddest couples.

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