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Sandra Bernhard has never been easy on the eyes.

Yeah, this aging bull-dyke is rude, crude and lewd . . but she makes my sick ass laugh. Or at least she used to. I haven’t heard any of her stuff in years!

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Boy George has been refused a visa allowing him to enter the country.

George has scheduled performance dates in the United States for his current tour. He was also set to perform especially for his former colleagues at New York’s Department of Sanitation.

George’s spokesperson says his client is devastated. It would have been the singer’s first performances in the States in a decade.

His attorneys are attempting to get George’s visa approved.

His manager said in a statement, “George is astounded at the decision and is having lawyers here in the States look at it in the hope that someone will change their mind. George has not been convicted of anything in London and there is a presumption in the Western World of innocence until proven guilty. He is clearly not considered any form of risk.  George really would love to come to America and repay his American fans  loyalty and that is why we are asking the U.S. authorities to reconsider their decision.”

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Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are engaged and have reportedly set a date to be married.

Ellen gave Portia a beautiful ring with pink diamonds. Ellen told reporters at Friday night’s 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood, “Yes, we have set a wedding date. Portia has a ring. It’s a Neil Lane ring.”

Although she didn’t reveal the date she did hint that the guest list is getting long and that the planning was a little stressful.  However, both women are thrilled and excited to become each other’s spouse.

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I love George!

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“Mark just moved here from San Francisco. To clarify, we are not having a commitment ceremony and I am not performing a commitment ceremony. . . Once you are given something that you were never allowed before, you realize how much of a second class person you were before. That is horrible and fantastic at the same time. It makes me want to sob and scream with joy all at the same time.”

- T.R. Knight, 35, insists he and boyfriend Mark Cornelsen, 19, have no plans to marry despite the ban on gay marriage being lifted in California.

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And you thought Clay Aiken was gay!

Reports have surfaced today that Aiken, 29, knocked up his 50 year-old producer and best friend. Yes, it’s a woman! Her name is Jaymes (I know..) Foster and she is the sister of legendary music producer & songwriter, David Foster.

The baby is due in August, so they have been holding onto this secret for awhile.

I still don’t know if I believe it, I’m just reporting it!

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Even though Lindsay Lohan’s mother and sister deny that she is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s blabbermouth father, Michael, has no problems outing his famous daughter.

Michael spoke with Usmagazine.com about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay and Sam. He says, “it’s evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Even though he was so eager to publicly announce his daughter’s sexuality, he says that it’s something he really doesn’t want to know about. “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Michael also used the opportunity to slam Lindsay’s mother, Dina, saying she exploits her children and that the family has basically gone to hell since their split. He says, “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

So, did I hear that right? He’s not into exploiting his children, but yet he continually runs to tabloids to spill the family’s personal business. Dina and Michael are both equally nuts! And as you know, crazy + crazy = Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, the relationship is obvious, but for Michael to out his daughter just goes to show you how classless this family is.

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Tila Tequila managed to land the cover of Blender’s June issue and in it she dishes on her bisexuality and adds that she believes all women are born bisexual.

Tila says in the interview, “Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. But when you’re that young you don’t think, ‘Oh, I’m having sex! I’m a lesbian!’ Still, I always knew. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that.”

Tila says she never outed herself until her MTV reality show, A Shot at Love came out -so to speak -but she claims that she has always had the support of her friends and family.

“I think a lot has changed. It’s not the ’90s anymore. I think the gay community is a lot more accepted these days,” she added.

This is so very true.  I had a great friend in the early 90s (Tom- where ARE you?!) who I was the very first person who he had told about being gay. Except for past lovers of course.  I remember thinking how horrible that would be to have to hide who you were.  Awhh…that was a great night.  We were in B.C. and my car was towed, we were trippin’, and were pretty much broke.  Gawd, I miss being 20.  Heh.

Anyhow, Back to Tequila.  A Beverly Hills psychologist, Leslie Seppinni, was asked about Tila’s comments and here is what she had to say..

“All women aren’t born bisexual; Tila seems to have a lack of self-esteem and is using that to justify her own sexuality.  Americans love trainwrecks and the controversy over her sexuality, but she’s using this to defend her actions instead of saying that she’s gay. Tila should seek counsel to discover who she really is rather than swinging back and forth.”

The June issue of Blender hits shelves Tuesday.

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“I remember K.D. blushing as I climbed on top of her.”

- Cindy Crawford on her controversial 1993 Vanity Fair cover with K.D. Lang

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“If you’re out there, gay boys, tell that fat girl following you around, laughing at all your jokes that you think she’s beautiful! Tell her she’s fat and ­beautiful, and she’ll think sweet about you well into her 20’s…eternal.”

- Gossip’s Beth Ditto on her MySpace page

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Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table – drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus – Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)