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Well hello there, Rihanna’s nipples!

Rihanna shows off a nipple piercing by rocking a see-through tank top with no bra underneath yesterday, shown here as she arrived at ‘Da Silvano’ restaurant in the West Village, NY.

Celebrity women whip their tits out all the time now, don’t they? There are no secrets about who is pierced, who has quarter-sized nipples and who has half dollars. It’s all about, “Look at ME!”  Fashion, my ass, wearing see-through pieces like this is just another way to make sure you are in the papers/blogs. And it works. Could you imagine if female celebs would have been the way they are now, back in earlier days?

A Princess Grace upskirt clam shot as she is getting out of the car, an Audrey Hepburn nipple slip on the red carpet? Hell no, those ladies had class! There are no standards anymore. It’s all about whipping out your goods and flaunting them. Because having millions of people adore you just isn’t enough!

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“Real Housewives of New York” reality star Bethany Frankel premieres her Skinny Girl Margarita at the Montauk Yacht Club.

I can’t help but look at her boobs, then the limes, then her boobs… She should have saved her money and just put a couple limes in her bra.  She looks like the Joker with a brunette wig and funky tits.

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Vanessa Hudgens is naked yet again!

Vanessa sure likes to get naked and take photos, doesn’t she?

Then she mysteriously (yeah, right) leaks the naked photos them onto the internet herself. Bitch, please! Is being a celebrity not enough for you? Apparently not.

Vanessa Hudgens is not only naked, she poses blowing kisses to the camera, teasingly sticking her hand down her pants and trying oh so hard to look like a vixen. If this isn’t a desperate cry for attention, I’m not sure what is.

After seeing the pics I have to say, “Half-dollar.” If you get my drift..

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Robin Quivers proudly shows off her 34-Gs!

No, this isn’t exactly the Robin Quivers bathing suit photo everyone is looking for, but I figured this is a nice substitute…heh.

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During a night off from her tour, singer Britney Spears brings her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to visit the Eiffel Tower.

I see she is braless yet once again! And how fitting, she’s in yellow. Perfect for her banana boobs!

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Britney Spears snapped while shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond Sunday with her new man, Jason Trawick.

Brunette Britney “trumps” blonde Britney any day. But I’m sure most of the guys would say that braless Britney “trumps” bra-wearing Britney. Heh.

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Megan Fox says that the leaked topless photos taken of her while filming Jennifer’s Body aren’t quite what they seem.

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple.”

Fox says she was livid when she heard the pics had been leaked to a gossip rag. She added that she considered suing the person responsible. “If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. I know who, and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.”

Booby stickers or not, I am pretty sure the guys are digging the pics!

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After an extremely long day of performing on Good Morning America, promoting her new album and lighting the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, Britney was ready to unwind and celebrate her 27th birthday.

She celebrated her biggest birthday yet at Club Tenjune in New York.

Brit wore a posh low-cut pewter colored cocktail dress, but struggled to keep her bosom in check. The singer was frequently adjusting straps and tugging at the dress to keep the “twins” covered.

But still, a nipple did manage to slip out.

Britney’s funbags have minds of their own – and ‘lefty’ decided to catch a glimpse of all the excitement at one point.

Despite the wardrobe malfunction, Britney looked damn good. She ditched her usual ratty extensions and opted for a swept up hairstyle which framed her face and accented her flawless makeup.

See the nip slip below.

Below: Britney warms up in a winter coat at the Christmas tree lighting.

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Sorry boys, but we’re stuck with Carol Alt as our December Playboy covergirl.

Not that that’s a bad thing necessarily, I actually like Carol, but would prefer by 100x to see Dita Von Teese in the centerfold than I would a model twenty-years past her prime. Sorry, Carol.

Besides, Dita is such great eye candy. Whether you think she is beautiful or not, you know you love to stare.

See unedited pics at Germany’s Playboy website.

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So I hear this bitch had to have a spine replacement.

Yeah, they had to replace it with a thick, metal rod to keep her standing upright.  No spine will support those titties, baby!

Not that she stands upright often…

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