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Olga Kurylenko for Campari

Olga Kurylenko, the Bond girl from Quantum of Solace, is the latest spokesmodel for Campari.

Olga, 29, has taken over for Jessica Alba who was last year’s Campari girl.  As usual, the photos are visually appealing, but sometimes go way overboard on the airbrushing. Case in point, the shot below:

Such a shame, I don’t get why they had to do that. Olga is amazingly gorgeous without all the airbrushing. It’s so extreme that it doesn’t look a thing like her!

The ones below are hot though. The first one it looks like she is saying, “I want you…AND you!” The second photo, “I’ll take all of you – at once!” And the third one, ” ‘Train’ starts after I drink this bottle!”

No?

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Madonna appears in a new Louis Vuitton campaign in which she looks much younger than her 50 years, thanks to a little thing called Photoshop!

And look! No crazy ass pulsating veins popping out of her arms!

But of course, her legs are spread. As always. Bitch sits like she has a swollen nutsack all the time.

Madge, who is already a multimillionaire many times over, was paid an astonishing $8+ MILLION for doing this shoot!!! If the nutsack comment didn’t make you gag, that fun fact might have.

Besides her majesty, I will say that I am loving the shoes in these shots – they are freaking hawt!

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I am SO OVER Christina Aguilera, even if  she is an amazing performer and singer..

Not that I have ever been her biggest fan or anything, but when she first created her 40s pin-up look, with the curled hair, red lips and the chic retro wardrobe I thought it was pretty hot.

But not surprisingly she has morphed right back into the old Xtina.

TONS of eye makeup, ratty white hair extensions, and plunging necklines. Back to the Dirrty days.

This is Christina’s new commercial for Target, which is similar to her new video for the single, ‘Keeps Getting Better’

My favorite part of the ad is when Xtina looks in the mirror and sees comic book version of herself. I think the artist must have misunderstood who he was drawing because it sure looks like Christina Applegate!

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The latest Guitar Hero commercials annoy the hell out of me. The first one starred a bunch sports figures dancing around in their underwear like Tom Cruise in Risky Business..

I immediately hated it and the only guy in the bunch I could actually stand was Tony Hawk. Alex Rodriguez and Kobe Bryant, two womanizing arrogant pricks, took center stage in this commercial. But even though I personally didn’t like this commercial, whatever, to each his own, right?

Well now there is a second installment in the series, and this time it stars Heidi Klum. And Heidi makes the kids want to stroke their, um…guitars.

Heidi comes out jumping around like a drop of water in a sizzling grease-filled frying pan. She immediately rips her shirt off and is left wearing only a black lace bra and panties. Close-ups of her ass and her boobs come next, followed by Heidi jumping down on the couch and holding the guitar between her legs as though it were a 2-foot long sex toy.

Remember, this is a commercial geared towards kids.

Personally, I think it was in bad taste for Guitar Hero to put this out there. But hey, what do I know?

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J. Lo attempts to look ‘fierce’ – but fails.

The hair, the makeup – it’s all wrong. And she looks absolutely nothing like she does on the photoshopped box in her hand..

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In a new ad featuring Scarlett Johansson, the actress persuades us to recycle our cell phones – and to see her new film.

The Environmental Media Association and Lionsgate studio came together to create the PSA, which hopes to help lower the amount of carbon dioxide emissions due to new phone productions.

The ad also promotes ScarJo’s new movie, The Spirit, and uses the same tagline from the film. “Answer the Call!”

The ads will first appear in People magazine Friday. Co-star Eva Mendes will also be featured in some of the ads.

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“You know how I always like to share what’s going on in my life with you all, and I was going to give you some news, and unfortunately rumors started circulating all over the Internet. I am here to set the record straight right now. I am not pregnant. It just turned out to be a bump. I went and had it checked out.  That’s not the news. I am the new face of CoverGirl.”

- Ellen Degeneres admits that the rumors are true, her CoverGirl cosmetics campaign launches in January.

[Us]

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“If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

- Jessica Alba doesn’t think her new campaign for the voter group, Declare Yourself, is ’shocking’ as some may think.

Click here to see the photo shoot, behind the scenes.

Stumble it!

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Bitch, please!

Who was the smart dumbsh*t who conjured up this gem of a slogan?

Here’s your first peek at the new ad by Stampede Light Plus featuring a super smart Jessica Simpson as their spokesperson. Doesn’t she look intelligent with that blow-up doll look on her face and her boob bursting out of her top?

In case you missed it, read about Jessica’s beer endorsement deal here.

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Instead of endorsing ProActiv or Pizza Hut (heh) she’s endorsing beer!

Jessica Simpson is the new face of a local Dallas brewing company’s beer called, Stamp Peen Bite Puss Stampede Light Plus, a beer that proudly boasts of it’s vitamin content.

The Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co. has hired Simpson to appear in their ads and be their new spokesperson. But not only is Jessica the new face of the beer, she’s part owner. She has a 15% stake in the brewery.

Sales of the beer have reportedly doubled in the last year, and now with Simpson on board, they are expected to skyrocket.

Jessica released the following statement to the media,

“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people. Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.”

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David Beckham for Armani, looking splendid, just splendid! :clapshands:

Do you think it’s real? Heh.