American Hasselhoff in London

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David Hasselhoff drunk in London – Nice pants.

David Hasselhoff’s drunken behavior just keeps getting him in the papers, this time, in London.

Hoff was there for Simon Cowell’s birthday party, but Hoff’s party lasted days.

For starters, a source told The Sun that he was so drunk during his stay that he pissed his hotel bed. They added:

“David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.”

Maria Weston, 44, a witness to Hoff’s behavior and a guest of the hotel, said the Baywatch star wa foul mouthed and sloppy.

“He was abusing all the staff, shouting at everyone. We were shocked – you’d think he was just some drunk, not a big star.”

After days of him drinking, Hasselhoff’s assistant became worried about him and called a doctor. Staff at the five-star St. Martins Lane Hotel had to contain David in the basement of the hotel because he was so out of control. The doctor who responded to the call, Dr. Paul Ettlinger, ended up getting hit in the face by Hasselhoff who was thrashing and acting out wildly. The incident left a bruise on Ettlinger’s forehead.

From there, the doctor then called an ambulance. Hoff was taken to Capio Nightingale Hospital to dry out. He stayed two nights in a private suite and was released yesterday.

Sad. He just cannot stop. Once he gets rolling the party is ON. And it doesn’t stop until he is physically unable to drink more. If he doesn’t stop soon he is going to die. Don’t be shocked if he does because there is only so much a body can take. Hoff needs some serious help, but he needs to help himself first.

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Published on October 9th, 2009 in David Hasselhoff, Drunk Celebs, drunks

David Hasselhoff Drunk Again, Hospitalized

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David Hasselhoff drunk in 2007

David Hasselhoff was admitted to a hospital Sunday night after becoming extremely drunk.

Apparently his daughter was upset by how intoxicated he was and phoned her mom. 911 was then called and David was taken to the hospital. You know, the same old routine in the Hasselhoff household.

Back in 2007 Hasselhoff’s daughter filmed him in a drunken stupor, eating food from a plate on the floor. He has been in and out of rehab numerous times.

C’mon David, get it together. At least while your daughter is living under your roof. It’s very stressfull for children of alcoholics to watch their parents in such a state. A few years back, Hayley, then 14, was hospitalized after cutting herself. It’s obvious that her father’s alcoholism has affected her deeply. A sad situation.

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Published on September 20th, 2009 in David Hasselhoff, Drunk Celebs, drunks

Hayden Panettiere Isn’t Drunk

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Hayden Panettiere might only be 20-years-old, but girlfriend has been partying in nightclubs for years.

Here she is again (above), leaving Madame Royale nightclub in Hollywood, trying unsuccessfully to be incognito. (Photograph: ©Hellmuth Dominguez, PacificCoastNews.com)

Hayden was busted earlier this year in a New York nightclub after she and friends entered through an employee entrance. Once security spotted her they confiscated her license which Hayden had a fit about. She ended up calling police and asking for her ID back. Funny thing is, she got it! Because she is a celebrity of course.

Police later told the press that they returned it because Hayden needed to fly to California the next day. Since when do police give two sh*ts what you are doing the next day? Oh yeah, if you’re a celebrity, that’s when!

PATHETIC. So Hayden still thinks she can trounce around, drinking in clubs because she is Hayden Panettiere. The effed up ting is that she is RIGHT! Primadonna. I can’t stand her.

So here she is, once again, living above the law. Leaving a bar after having a great time out, I’m sure. And no one will do anything about it -  even though everyone knows she was there, at Madam Royale in Hollywood. Hello, CA liquor board?

And everyone wonders why people hate celebrities.

Below: Hayden at age 16, drinking and smoking with none other than Paris Hilton.

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Published on September 10th, 2009 in Drunk Celebs, Hayden Panettiere, drunks

Joe Francis Beats Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner Tased

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Joe Francis beat Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner tased

Super slimy Joe Francis beat the hell out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole last night and Brody Jenner ended up being tased!

Quite a night at Guys & Dolls nightclub!

Jayde and Brody claim that Francis was “relentlessly” hitting on a friend of theirs and Jayde decided to do something about it. So she threw a drink in his face. Not a smart move on her part because that just threw Francis into a rage.

jayde-nicole-beatJayde claims Joe grabbed her by the hair, ripping some of it out, punched her in the face then threw her to the ground. But he wasn’t finished yet. When she was on the ground he kicked the sh*t out of her!

Security ended up breaking up the one-sided “fight” and drug Joe out of the club.On his way out Jayde’s boyfriend, Brody Jenner, followed him out, screaming at him the entire time, obviously wanting a piece of the douchebag. At one point Brody had an opportunity and he took it. He landed a punch right in Joe’s kisser. Then Brody got pulled off Joe and at some point was tased!

Craziness!

So the aftermath of all of this is that Jayde says she is going to press charges. However, I am not sure how possible this is going to be being as she assaulted him first. Yes, throwing a drink on someone IS assault. Yes, I know this from experience. I too, threw my drink on a redneck hillbilly at a bar in my early 20s and was seriously punched in the face afterwards. The police said I really couldn’t do anything about it since I was the first to assault. Have I thrown a drink in anyone’s face since? Nope. I have pretty much been cured of that. I’d be willingly to bet Jayde will be too.

Not that she (or I) deserved it mind you. I still think it is in extremely poor taste for a man to punch a woman, especially in the face with a closed fist. But was it right to throw the drink in the first place? Absolutely not. Let this serve as a lesson ladies, it’s not a smart thing to do.

Mr. Francis is currently on probation if I remember correctly, and I am quite sure this will be a violation. So will be be doing some time for this beat down? Hopefully. I’ll keep you posted.

Watch the video of Jayde talking about the attack here.

[TMZ]

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Jaime Pressly Urinates, Then Lies About It!

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Jaime Pressly was caught urinating in public, accidentally, outside the Abbey, during her bridal shower the other day.

The images caught made it pretty obvious that the actress was totally wasted and couldn’t handle her liquor.

She was spotted squatting, in a dress, on the sidewalk with a stream (and dribbles) of pee underneath her.

Her explanation for urinating? That she was pulling a prank. YEAH, RIGHT! She couldn’t even get up on her own, she had to have help!

Jaime posted her lame excuse on Twitter:

“Yes…that is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower..Things are not always what they seem..

“Notice my hand in the back. Its pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!

Yes, Jaime, yes we do! Water bottle? Nowhere to be seen. Maybe it was up her…oh nevermind!

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Published on August 11th, 2009 in Drunk Celebs, Jaime Pressly, drunks

Artie Lange DUI!

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Artie Lange was busted for suspicion of DUI Friday afternoon in New Jersey.

My guess is Artie is on another one of his infamous benders.

Lange was arrested around 3:00 PM EST in Toms River after he was involved in a car accident.

This guy is a walking dead man. Seriously, he has admitted to doing outrageous amounts of cocaine and drinking massive quantities of booze for years now. (Although recently he has claimed over and over that he is clean & sober..) He always drives, and yes, sometimes his stories of getting wasted are absolutely hysterical, but in reality, it’s not that funny.

It’s only funny until he kills someone – or himself.

[TMZ]

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Joyce DeWitt DUI

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Joyce Dewitt, best known for her role as Janet Wood on the 70s/80s sitcom, Three’s Company, was pulled over Saturday after she failed to stop for a police barricade.

El Segundo Police Sgt. Dean Howard told E!: “An officer saw DeWitt drive a vehicle past a barricade intended to control vehicular traffic near a park. As the officer spoke with DeWitt, he observed signs and symptoms of alcohol intoxication.”

She was given a field sobriety test (that she failed) and was arrested. She posted $5000 bail and was released.

I’m not sure what to add to this story, except that her mugshot looks like sh*t!

But for those of you who grew up in the 70s or 80s, who did not love this show? Sure it was totally cheesy, but some of the characters on there were great. All of them were really. Mr. & Mrs. Roper were the best – Mrs. Roper was off the chain. Hot home-permanent bitch in a muumuu!

[TMZ]

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Published on July 6th, 2009 in Celebrities and the Law, Drunk Celebs, Joyce DeWitt, Law, drunks

Katie Price Drunk Party Tramp

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Katie Price is back to her drunken partying ways since splitting with hubby Peter Andre.

Price left London yesterday at 6 A.M. on a flight headed to the Spanish island of Ibiza, a well known party destination.

She was already hitting the booze even though the sun was barely up.

Katie managed to party all day and night until 2:30 A.M. Even ending up with some pretty boy whom she posed for pictures with.

This has to be crushing for Peter, who has always loved Katie but didn’t like it when she drank or did drugs. He said that while sober she was an amazing wife, but when intoxicated he could not trust her.

I think these two MAY eventually get back together. But it will definitely take Katie hitting bottom before that happens.

Maybe she’ll be the one who loses the limb!

[DM]

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Published on June 17th, 2009 in Drunk Celebs, Jordan, Katie Price, drunks

Pamela Anderson is Drunk Again

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Pamela Anderson leaves Lucques restaurant looking like hell as usual.

I wonder if she has to get drunk to go out looking like that. C’mon honey, put some damn clothes on. You’re in your 40s now, you don’t look hot in tiny shorts that have all 3 of your asses hanging out of them!

Pam claims she is no dumb blonde, but she’s not smart enough to figure out how much sexier she would be if she actually dressed with some class.

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Photographs: ©Adrian Varnedoe, PacificCoastNews.com

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Published on January 16th, 2009 in Drunk Celebs, Pamela Anderson, drunks

Pamela Anderson Was Attacked by Leeches as a Kid

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After Pamela Anderson’s wild weekend in Miami, the rumormill is abuzz with stories about her crazy behavior.

Pammy was half dressed, obviously intoxicated and was sporting what the New York Post called, “mysterious bruise marks on her back,” as she partied like a rock star last weekend .

Although we cannot explain why she was overtly tipsy, or why she had no pants on, we can explain the mysterious marks on her shoulder.

After a little research I found an interview that Pam did with UKs ‘Now!’ magazine. In it she explained where she got the scars on her let shoulder.

“I have a scar on my left shoulder where leeches attacked me in a lake when I was nine.”

Gross, yeah, but at least they aren’t something weirder. With Pam you never know. It’s not like she actually takes care of her body or anything.

More details have also emerged from last weekend about her wacky/slutty behavior.

Pam was said to have been falling all over the place and was later seen passed out on BFF artist David LaChappelle’s shoulder. But that wasn’t the end of Pam, oh no..

She bounced back (probably with a little help, *ahem*) and was seen returning to her hotel room at 11:00am the next day with some random guy. And random guy was not anyone she was seen with earlier in the night. So who knows.

Just call him lucky, I guess.

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Britney Spears’ First Husband is in Jail

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The man that Britney Spears married in a Las Vegas chapel is sitting in a jail cell at this very moment.

As part of his punishment for a DUI back in 2006, Jason Alexander, 27, was ordered by the courts to attend an alcohol education class and visit a county morgue.

He ended up blowing off the morgue appointment – twice – and finally the judge threw the book at him.

Alexander was detained and is being held in a Van Nuys jail until December 9th.

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Published on December 4th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Drunk Celebs, drunks, jail

Brandon Davis Crashes into Pink’s Car

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A possibly intoxicated Brandon Davis crashed into singer Pink’s car last night afte leaving a liquor store on Sunset Blvd.

With paparazzi at the front of his car, Davis attempted to back out of the parking space before pulling forward. However, he didn’t look very hard before doing so.

He crashed his black Mercedes smack into a BMW belonging to Pink, who exited The Viper Room shortly after.

Paparazzi alerted her to the situation and she confronted the oil heir, who gave her his insurance information.

Pink said she plans on watching the incident on video to see how it happened.

[WENN/Hollywood.tv]

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Published on December 1st, 2008 in Brandon Davis, Celebrity Accidents, Drunk Celebs, Pink, car accidents, drunks


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