David Hasselhoff drunk in London – Nice pants.

David Hasselhoff’s drunken behavior just keeps getting him in the papers, this time, in London.

Hoff was there for Simon Cowell’s birthday party, but Hoff’s party lasted days.

For starters, a source told The Sun that he was so drunk during his stay that he pissed his hotel bed. They added:

“David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive.”

Maria Weston, 44, a witness to Hoff’s behavior and a guest of the hotel, said the Baywatch star wa foul mouthed and sloppy.

“He was abusing all the staff, shouting at everyone. We were shocked – you’d think he was just some drunk, not a big star.”

After days of him drinking, Hasselhoff’s assistant became worried about him and called a doctor. Staff at the five-star St. Martins Lane Hotel had to contain David in the basement of the hotel because he was so out of control. The doctor who responded to the call, Dr. Paul Ettlinger, ended up getting hit in the face by Hasselhoff who was thrashing and acting out wildly. The incident left a bruise on Ettlinger’s forehead.

From there, the doctor then called an ambulance. Hoff was taken to Capio Nightingale Hospital to dry out. He stayed two nights in a private suite and was released yesterday.

Sad. He just cannot stop. Once he gets rolling the party is ON. And it doesn’t stop until he is physically unable to drink more. If he doesn’t stop soon he is going to die. Don’t be shocked if he does because there is only so much a body can take. Hoff needs some serious help, but he needs to help himself first.

David Hasselhoff drunk in 2007

David Hasselhoff was admitted to a hospital Sunday night after becoming extremely drunk.

Apparently his daughter was upset by how intoxicated he was and phoned her mom. 911 was then called and David was taken to the hospital. You know, the same old routine in the Hasselhoff household.

Back in 2007 Hasselhoff’s daughter filmed him in a drunken stupor, eating food from a plate on the floor. He has been in and out of rehab numerous times.

C’mon David, get it together. At least while your daughter is living under your roof. It’s very stressfull for children of alcoholics to watch their parents in such a state. A few years back, Hayley, then 14, was hospitalized after cutting herself. It’s obvious that her father’s alcoholism has affected her deeply. A sad situation.

Just like last year, Hugh Hefner celebrated his 82nd Birthday at The Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. However, things were of a decidedly different aura this year. No attempted make-out sessions with to be found with either Paris Hilton or The Hoff. Perhaps more importantly, the Hef did not get jiggy with it either. Instead, the Hef, surrounded by his bitches, just sat on his ass.

Previously: Hugh Hefner Gets Down With His Bad Self, Hugh Hefner Is Kind Of A Dick, What A Difference Two Decades Make (The Beastie Boys)

The Daily Mail is running some excerpts from The Little Red Riders Book, listing the backstage demands of various talented or at least well-known performers. It’s pretty entertaining stuff, in spots. (Maybe not quite as entertaining as the infamous Iggy Pop concert rider, but few people can aspire to that level of greatness.) You have to skip over the stars whose requests were almost irritatingly reasonable (The Police—organic food, cough mixture; Nirvana—macaroni and cheese) to find the real gems:

• Lily Allen (presumably before she cleaned up her act) required “A bottle of Jack Daniel’s. Four bottles of champagne. Twelve packets of Monster Munch (pickled onion flavour). A puppy (for the night only)”;
• Sammy Davis, Jr., upheld the honor of the Rat Pack by insisting on “an assortment of groovy chicks”;
• Jennifer Lopez tops the ridiculous diva list by demanding the following: “White flowers. White tablecloths. White curtains. White candles. White couches. Lowwatt lightbulbs. Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise. Skittles.” The “coffee stirred counter-clockwise” demand puts her narrowly ahead of Mariah Carey’s request for a personal attendant to dispose of her chewing gum.

The rest of the list is well worth checking out. And, to answer the inevitable question: Yes, the Hoff does require that a lifesize cardboard cutout of himself be present in his dressing room.

“When you are sick you go to the doctor. I went to the doctor. I got better. It was a short time thing and I’m feeling great!”

-David Hasselhoff on his recent relapse