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Victoria and David Beckham celebrated their 10th wedding anniversary on the North Island paradise of the Seychelles.

David sure has some womanly legs! And Victoria’s funbags looks a million times better than those rock hard grapefruits she had before.

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Giorgio Armani has unveiled the new Emporio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2009-10 underwear campaign featuring David and Victoria Beckham.

David’s “rope” makes another appearance as well – heh.

The new advertising campaign was shot in Milan, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo, from July 2009 onwards.

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David Beckham has yet another Armani ad coming out, and I say big deal.

If you have seen one you have seen them all. I think he is only doing these ads for his gays! He’s working that rope like a mighty big penis. Or two penises.

I don’t know, Becks just doesn’t do it for me. He’s boring. There’s no depth there. He and Posh both seem like society-created beings. No personalities, no emotion . . merely mannequin models of clothing and hairstyles.

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David Beckham for Armani, looking splendid, just splendid! :clapshands:

Do you think it’s real? Heh.

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A crazed fan bum-rushed David Beckham on the field Monday, hugging and high-fiving the LA Galaxy star.

Beckham looked surprised as the guy was flattened by teammate Chris Klein and then held down by security.  Once Becks realized the ballsy fan didn’t mean him any harm he helped the guy to his feet.

“I was slightly concerned when I first saw him running at me because he didn’t have a smile on his face and he didn’t have a Galaxy shirt on.  So I didn’t know if he was going to come and give me a hug or something else.  These things happen in games all over the world. Luckily, he just wanted to give me a high five and that was the end of it.”

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This is for the women who read DerekHail.com. Show your appreciation by e-mailing me your phone number.

Here is David Beckham on the cover of Arena Magazine. He may be AskMen.com’s number one man of 2007, but I want to assure you I’m much better. He’s a professional soccer player, extremely rich, and wears suspenders, but how could you respect a man who puts his penis into a plastic doll regularly? Or, well, Victoria Beckham isn’t completely plastic, but she’s definitely more fake than real. I on the other hand am really good with computers and type 130 WPM. He ain’t got nothing on me.

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Is Posh growing her hair out and going lighter in an attempt to look like a California girl?

Victoria Beckham at Narita Airport, leaving Japan early after news that husband, David Beckham’s father suffered a heart attack last night.

Victoria had been in Tokyo less than two days and had planned to launch her new cosmetics line but canceled understandably, to be with family.

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Other Beckham News:

David Beckham heads home to be with father (INO)

Get well soon David Beckham’s dad (ICYDK)

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Whoa! It’s Rebecca Loos, the former personal assistant of David Beckham’s! And she’s in Los Angeles!

If you recall Loos had an affair with David a few years back while working for him. It was a time when Victoria was spending a lot of time in England while Becks was living in Madrid. Their affair lasted four months and Loos later went public with the details.

So just what is the little home wrecker doing in LA? According to TMZ she’s there to give Hollywood a try. Bitch actually thinks she could become a star.

A porn star maybe..

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Two different nannies have voluntarily quit working for David and Victoria Beckham saying their employers were extremely difficult to work for.

Remember Victoria strutting her stuff to the children’s school? It was because she no longer had nannies to do the job for her. Both women claim the Becks treated them like “skivvies”.

A source told News of the World,

“You’d imagine it’s a dream job working for celebrities like that in California. But these two trained professionals said it was a nightmare. They complained Victoria spoke down to them, her mother Jackie bossed them about and they felt like dogsbodies.”

New Zealander Zara, one of the nannies, had been with the Beckhams for over a year. The other, Claire from London, lasted a mere six months.

Another source said,

“Both girls ended up having to cook and clean up for all the family. Victoria and Jackie constantly nagged and ordered them about. Some days they were on the go from 6am to midnight. The pay was OK but they just got sick of it.”

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