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Is Criss Angel dead?

Criss Angel is not dead, despite the current rumors floating around on the internet.

Summer 2009 is the “death rumor” summer on the internet. This time it just happens to be Criss Angel’s turn.

The rumors supposedly started after last night’s Mindfreak episode aired, showing Criss drive off a cliff, handcuffed to a car full of explosives. Viewers were not shown the outcome, thus starting the ridiculous rumor.

You know Criss is loving this attention right now. We had almost forgotten about him.

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Rumors of Holly Madison leaving her Playboy mogul boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, have been swirling the internet for weeks now, but supposedly the rumors are true.

A source told the Scandalist, “She told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship.”

Hef’s mansion will be empty soon being as Kendra and Bridget are also leaving, to pursue their own careers.

It looks like Hef will have to put out an active search for three new bimbos to play with as he pleases.

The source adds, “Hef is actively seeking three new girls to replace them immediately.”

In exchange for fame, money, and luxury the new girls will just have to learn to have sex on demand – and might have to get used to the gay porn that Hugh likes to watch on the big screen before he has sex.  Not that I know for sure, it’s just what I have heard..  Heh.

As for Criss Angel and Holly hooking up, nothing is confirmed yet, but that’s what word is on the streets.

Good luck with that ‘career’ of yours, Holly.

She wasn’t so hot before Hugh sunk his meathooks into her, check it:

Stumble it!

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Criss Angel Receives the 2008 Merlin Award for “Magician of the Year” by the International Magicians Society.

I thought he was heinous before the beard!

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It’s only a matter of time before the marriage of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon crashes and burns.

Earlier this month Pamela filed for divorce from her husband – and now we know it’s because she was caught flirting and canoodling with Criss Angel. Rick apparently wigged out and went into a rage after spotting the two at LAX in Las Vegas.

A source told Page Six, “It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile – I’m sure this won’t be the last time she files. But nothing happened with her and Criss. They were just hanging out.”

Anderson has since retracted the divorce papers, but we all know it’s just a matter of time.

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The impetus behind Pam Anderson’s surprise divorce filing this week has been revealed, and it’s because — dun-dun-dun — she’s a giant whore. Didn’t see that one coming, did you? Page Six says

Spies in Las Vegas say Anderson spent the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, “cozying up to” publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread – and Salomon “hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight,” and Anderson filed for divorce a few days later. A friend of Anderson said, “It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I’m sure this won’t be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out.”

It’s a known fact that “cozying up” is just fancy talk for “pulling down your pants.”¹ This is precisely why you’ll never catch me “cozying up” next to a roaring fire. I like my lady bits un-charred,² thank you very much. Doesn’t make a goddamned lick of sense to get your genitals out near a fire. You might as well pull them out and then hand them them to Pamela Anderson or something. Wait, what were we talking about? Exactly.

¹_{According to Uncle Harold Thanksgiving 1988.}

²_{I also prefer Canadian bacon.}

Hepatitis C forgets her concealer last week:

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The impetus behind Pam Anderson’s surprise divorce filing this week has been revealed, and it’s because — dun-dun-dun — she’s a giant whore. Didn’t see that one coming, did you? Page Six says

Spies in Las Vegas say Anderson spent the night before her final performance with magician Hans Klok, “cozying up to” publicity-loving illusionist Criss Angel at club LAX. Pictures were taken, gossip was spread – and Salomon “hit the roof when he found out Pam was hanging out with Criss while he was off at a poker tournament. They had a huge fight,” and Anderson filed for divorce a few days later. A friend of Anderson said, “It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I’m sure this won’t be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out.”

It’s a known fact that “cozying up” is just fancy talk for “pulling down your pants.”¹ This is precisely why you’ll never catch me “cozying up” next to a roaring fire. I like my lady bits un-charred,² thank you very much. Doesn’t make a goddamned lick of sense to get your genitals out near a fire. You might as well pull them out and then hand them them to Pamela Anderson or something. Wait, what were we talking about? Exactly.

¹_{According to Uncle Harold Thanksgiving 1988.}

²_{I also prefer Canadian bacon.}

Hepatitis C forgets her concealer last week:

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Britney Spears was in Las Vegas Labor Day weekend to help launch club LAX.

Spears was hanging out with her rumored love interest, Criss Angel. The couple were seen all over Sin City even hitting McDonald’s after partying at LAX. They still insist they are not a couple but onlookers say they were getting pretty hot and heavy while cutting a rug on the dance floor.

Britney had what appeared to be a large diamond ring on her wedding finger. A lot of people are speculating that she may be engaged, but I doubt it’s true. She’ll do anything for attention.

Other celebrities to show up to the LAX grand opening were Nicky Hilton (who looked amazing), Dave Navarro and Nicole Bennett, Wilmer Valderrama, Brody Jenner, DJ AM, boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr., Josh Henderson and plastic surgery nightmare Carrot Top.

*Licensed photos provided to Celebrity Smack by © Chris Hatcher/ PR Photos*

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Celebrities new and old showed up to the “Corteo” Premiere at the Grand Chapiteau at the Forum in Los Angeles yesterday.

Rikki Lake was one of the celebs to attend the event. She may still be thin, but she doesn’t look healthy. She’s washed out. Maybe a little lipstick could have helped that.

Trainwreck Paula Abdul and boy toy, J.T. Torregiani…. Happy Gilmore’s Christopher McDonald

The original Bionic Woman, Lindsay Wagner…. 80’s Brat Packer, Judd Nelson

Hotties Gina Gershon and Stacey Keibler

Mindf**k Criss Angel…Adorable Sasha Cohen

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Criss Angel’s estranged wife is suing for divorce.

She claims that he had an affair with Cameron Diaz, that she was kept a ’secret‘ to further his career, and that Angel hasn’t given her any of his millions.

Joanne Sarantakos of Long Island, N.Y., is accusing Angel, her husband of 5-years, and friend of 15-years, of mental cruelty and abandonment.

According to Sarantakos attorney, Cameron Diaz has been named as Angel’s ‘lover’ and will be subpoenaed when she
comes back to New York.

Angel’s lawyer denied the allegations and added "the notion that she’s not being supported is simply not accurate."  Obviously avoiding the infidelity issues.

At the hearing, Angel touched his wife’s shoulder and tried to shake her
father’s hand, but he was rebuffed.

The paper also reported that Angel joked with reporters outside
the courtroom. Gesturing toward his wife’s lawyer, he said, "I can make
him disappear," while Barbara laughed and replied, "I’m going to rip
his heart out."

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