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Nicole Kidman’s botox face

Just kidding! It’s actually Nicole Kidman’s new wax figure!

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Just kidding! I am really messing with you. It IS the real Nicole Kidman and botox is obviously her best friend. Her face is so full of the stuff that if you pricked her forehead with a pin the stuff would come seeping out.

Yes, Nic is beautiful and all, but in a creepy/possessed doll sort of way. She’s like the porcelain doll on the shelf that looks like it is always looking at you, no matter where you are in the room, and it’s expression says, “I’m going to get you MFr!”

Twighlight Zone stuff..

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I think that if they lift Sylvester Stallone’s eyebrows any higher his forehead will look like a hairy advertisement for the golden arches!

His brows are starting to form a great big, hairy “M”.

Compare with a photo taken over 30 years ago, before Sly had surgery..

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New photos of plastic surgery “catwoman” Jocelyn Wildenstein!

I always get giddy when I see recent pics of Jocelyn, because honestly, like everyone else, I love to stare at her.

She and her boyfriend Lloyd Klein had dinner at Madeo restaurant in Beverly Hills yesterday. Can you believe Jocelyn in 69-years-old? I guess how would you tell, right?

Jocelyn has reportedly spent literally millions on her cat-like features.

Read more about Jocelyn Wildenstein here.

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Movie producer Christine Forsyth-Peters hits the Villa lounge for a little entertainment.

The producer behind “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, Christine is currently working on numerous films, including an adaptation of the best-seller “Fashionistas”.

I have never seen Christine before, but yowza, girlfriend! Lay OFF the surgery!

I think this is another case of the botched facelift. One that was pulled too tight, ya know? Not to mention the sausage lips, the plump cheeks, the pinched nose. She reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein. It’s just not natural looking. Some people just don’t know when to stop, and Christine is one of them.

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Holly Madison before plastic surgery!

Check out these photos of Holly Madison before all the plastic surgery.

Can you say woofalicious? Two-bagger? Butter face? All of the above?

Damn, proof that money can buy you beauty.

Compare with Holly post-surgery:

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Lindsay Lohan is so funny, when she has something new to show off she makes sure you notice.

Lindsay was out and about this weekend pursing her lips everywhere she went, making sure we notice her new, injected kisser. It’s not enough that her mouth is obviously plumper than last week, but Linds puckered her lips everywhere she went making sure paparazzi took full notice.

Sister Ali was spotted with Linds this weekend and it looks like she too had the procedure preformed.

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Former porn star Jenna Jameson leaves LA’s Koi restaurant Tuesday night.

Jenna is looking SO MUCH better post-pregnancy than she was PRE-pregnancy.

After giving birth to her two twin boys, Jenna has gained a little weight, which is a very good thing, and looks as though she has laid off the botox. Her face looks much more natural and her body much healthier post-pregnancy. And those lips, oh they were just terrible before she got knocked up! They too, seem to have settled down some.

Her hair looks fab too, whoever did her extensions should seriously consider doing Britney Spears’ hair!

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Meet Sarah Burge, who likes to be known as a “Real Life Barbie”.

She is one of those crazies who has had a gazillion plastic surgery operations in order to look like the iconic Barbie doll. The thin waist, huge boobs, long blond hair. But really, has she succeeded? I think not! She sure seems to think she has though. Read an excerpt from her site:

From RealLifeBarbie.com:

Next year, Barbie, the most iconic female doll in the world, celebrates her 50th birthday. So too does the glamorous former Playboy Bunny and professional ‘Real Life Barbie’ Sarah Burge. But the similarities don’t end there.

From the length of her hair extensions to the shape of her body, from the clothes she wears to the types of careers she’s pursued, from her pink convertible car to the love of her life, her own real life ‘Ken’, the parallels are striking.

So far, Sarah has spent over £200,000 transforming herself into her alter-ego ‘Real Life Barbie’. She has had procedures on virtually every part of her body, including tummy tuck, buttock implants, boob job and fat transfers. She also spends around £22,000 a year on annual ‘maintenance’. In fact, Sarah is the world’s first International Ambassador for Plastic Surgery, traveling the world as a living advert. ‘Real Life Barbie’ is a star in Japan (the Japanese are the biggest Barbie fans in the world) and has made TV chat show appearances in America and the UK.

She has spent HOW MUCH? To look like THAT?! And check out her “Before” photo…she was beautiful! [Right]

Makes you wonder what happened to people like this whose only way of feeling good about themselves is to cut, snip and inject self-confidence into their bodies.

Bitch needs to take a step back and realize that she does not look like Barbie! If anything, she looks like “Middle Aged, Washed Up Porn Star Barbie”!

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Michael Jackson’s ear looks deformed but instead is the result of his numerous plastic surgeries.

I guess his ear has been repeatedly hacked on for it’s cartilage! It was then used on his nose, which, we all know how messed up that thing is. Where all the cartlige went, I don’t know, because there isn’t much of a nose left.

Yesterday it was Megan Fox’s thumbs, today it’s the Michael Jackson ear. Weird celebrity body parts are so fascinating. Heh.

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Chastity Bono, daughter of Cher and Sonny Bono, is undergoing the first stages of a sex change.

Bono, who came out before coming out was cool, is now going by her new masculine name of “Chaz”. She started the transformation earlier this year after her 40th birthday.

Chaz’s publicist, Howard Bragman, confirmed the news:

“Yes, it’s true, Chaz, after many years of consideration, has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity.

“He is proud of his decision and grateful for the support and respect that has already been shown by his loved ones. It is Chaz’s hope that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue, just as his ‘coming out’ did nearly 20 years ago.

“We ask that the media respect Chaz’s privacy during this long process as he will not be doing any interviews at this time.”

Well, let’s be honest here, I think Chaz will be better looking than Chastity ever was. She always was very man-like anyhow. It will be interesting to see Chastity as a man. We’ll be following this story as it develops for sure.

Hopefully Cher supports her daughter, unlike she did when she first came out.

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Move over Jocelyn Wildenstein, there’s someone more obsessed with plastic surgery than you!

Hang Mioku, 48, had her first procedure done at 28. She has been hooked ever since.

She moved to Japan shortly after and continued having surgeries, one after another. But eventually a competent doctor told her he refused to work on her face as she had already had too much surgery done on it. He suggested she might have a psychological problem.

Ya think?

It was at about that point where Hang’s parents didn’t even recognize her and once they saw her face they immediately took her to a doctor, fearing for their daughter’s mental health.

Hang was in therapy for some time but eventually quit going and the old habits came back. She came across an awful doctor who injected her face with silicone and then gave her a syringe of her own, filled with silicone, so that she could do the ‘upkeep’ herself. Of course she ended up using all the silicone, so she began injecting her face with cooking oil.

And you can see where it got her.

Her story spread in Korea, where people felt compassionate toward the disfigured woman and raised money so that she may have some reconstructive surgery done.

In her first surgery a combined half pound of “foreign substance” has been removed from her face.

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Lisa Rinna spoke with In Touch magazine recently and finally admitted publicly that yes, she has gone overboard on facial procedures.

You could have fooled me with those big old flounder lips..

In Touch: So what made you decide to get filler?

Lisa: At my age, you have to look good if you want to continue working. Sometimes we do things to help, and I did. I had tried Botox, and then fillers came into the plastic surgery world, and you think, “That’s not a bad idea.”

In Touch: What was your reaction when you saw yourself?

Lisa: I thought I looked great. It was a little bit more than normal, but you think it’ll go down, so I wasn’t scared. But two days ago, I saw a photo of myself at a party and went, “Oh, jeez. I have too much filler.”

In Touch: Is there anything you can do about it?

Lisa: I see that it’s too much, so I’m going to lay off. I don’t want to look weird! It’ll go down in three months. And of course I’ll stick with my doctor here in LA. I’ve seen him for years and he knows me best.

Well sweetheart, I hate to break it to you, but your lips have been overdone for YEARS!

[HP]

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