Source: yeeeah.com

Hold on to your buttless chaps, boys and girls — Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. TMZ says

Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend [with whom he lives] when he’s in L.A. 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. Foster was artificially inseminated, but Clay is a lot more than just sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.

I never thought I’d see the day when Clay Aiken fathered a child with an actual woman. You know, the whole “penis and vagina” thing. But give the guy a little gay porn and a mason jar, and nature finds a way!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

And you thought Clay Aiken was gay!

Reports have surfaced today that Aiken, 29, knocked up his 50 year-old producer and best friend. Yes, it’s a woman! Her name is Jaymes (I know..) Foster and she is the sister of legendary music producer & songwriter, David Foster.

The baby is due in August, so they have been holding onto this secret for awhile.

I still don’t know if I believe it, I’m just reporting it!

Source: agentbedhead.com

American Idol alum Clay Aiken is right up there with Tom Cruise and John Travolta on the list of got-to-be-closeted male celebrities. But now he’s putting those rumors to rest. In an interview with New York magazine, this generation’s Barry Manilow explained that he doesn’t even own a closet, and he wouldn’t know what to keep in it if he did:

He has never had a romantic relationship with anyone, unless you count the girls he took to dances back in high school in Raleigh. “I just don’t have an interest in … any of that at all. I have got too much on my plate,” he says. “I’d rather focus on one thing and do that when I can devote time to it, and right now, I just don’t have any desire.”

The article goes on, just in case the reader has the slightest doubt concerning the status of Aiken’s sexuality:

But Aiken is 29 years old and he is also a human. Surely he must have needs. Urges. He contemplates this in silence for 20 or 30 seconds. “Ah think maybe I don’t! I mean, not really. I’ve just kind of shut it off, maybe. Is that bad?”

If this is in fact true, Clay deserves credit for owning up to a personal sexuality that is none too popular and decidedly uncool. Of course, it might not be completely true. Still, it’s probably just as well that Clay is currently appearing in Spamalot as Sir Robin, not Sir Galahad. From the sound of things, he’d have no problem at all with clearing out of Castle Anthrax.

Source: www.derekhail.com

“If Clay Aiken ever went to jail, he would have to add an apostrophe and a “s” to his first name to go along with his new middle name which would be “Ass be.”

On a flight to Tulsa because of the four fans that requested a performance, American Idol Runner-Up Clay Aiken got into a bit of an altercation with another passenger. According to TMZ, after putting his feet on a woman’s armrest, Aiken may have been given a minor shove. This would be the most action Aiken has gotten since his fame kicked in.

Of course no charges were pressed but Aiken joked in the living room he performed in that he was beat up by a girl. So maybe he performed at Tulsa’s Brady Theater, but you don’t see anyone losing their shit over Tulsa.

Post by Over Adulthood: a place to ignore your children!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Clay Aiken was involved in a dispute on an airplane Saturday while en route to Tulsa.

It seems Clay couldn’t keep his feet off off a woman’s armrest and she finally tired of his diva ass and let him have it.

FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson confirmed there was a dispute between a male and female passenger but wouldn’t say if the female was indeed Aiken.

Heh.

Johnson added that there were allegations of the woman giving the man a slight shove.

Aiken reportedly joked about the incident on stage during a performance later that evening saying he was beat up by a girl.

Tulsa Airport Authority spokeswoman Alexis Higgins said the passengers were held until FBI agents arrived to interview them. No injuries were reported and no arrests were made.

Source

Source: www.derekhail.com

Clay Aiken finally speaks out about the rumors circulating about his sexuality and plans for the future in hopes of promoting his newest album, “A Thousand Different Ways,” and his newest more-manly persona. According to Teen People, Clay Aiken said,

On whether he’s gay: “What do you say (to that question)? … It’s like when I was 8. I remember something would get broken in the house, and Mom and Dad would call me in and say, ‘Did you do this?’ Well, it didn’t matter what I said. The only thing they would believe was yes. … People are going to believe what they want.”

When something mysteriously was broken, the 8 year old usually broke it or in Clay’s case he is probably bending over a table for another man and trying out a thousand different ways to hide his homosexuality.

On the future: “I want to be a father so badly. I want (kids) one day. Not now. … I would love to adopt. There’s an orphanage not too far from my house, and I’ve been up before with church. I always thought, ‘What happens to those kids who have the potential to go to college but just can’t afford it?’ I’ve been thinking a lot lately about finding a way to pay for one of those kids to go to college.”

Adopting doesn’t require sexual intercourse with a woman. It is pretty much his only option in my opinion. [tags]Clay Aiken[/tags]

Source: yeeeah.com

One of our stalking pirates spotted Clay Aiken, aka Gayken, at Kelly Clarkson’s concert on Monday: “Last night, in a highly choreographed public outing, Gayken took in the Kelly Clarkson concert in Raleigh, NC., with fellow Idol contestant Rueben Studdard. So choreographed was the appearance that after entering the venue Gayken and Rueben took time before the show to stand up and wave to the crowd. What perhaps was more interesting than the appearance though that has the fans in a tizzy was the notable absence of Gayken’s typically ever-present WWJD bracelet and the presence of mysterious unamed but very visible guy sitting next to Gayken all night (lending more credence to the “rumors” of the type of guys Gayken likes). The best ever though, watching Gayken sing along with Miss Independent. Priceless! Here’s some pics from the event – note the pic of Gayken from behind shows that his new much-talked-about hairdo does nothing to help his thinning spot.”

More pics after the jump.

Thx for the tip and the pics Princezz!