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Three generations of the Spears family enjoy some quality time together by the pool.

Parents Lynne and Jamie Spears hung out with daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, who is almost 4, Jayden James, who is almost 3, and Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie Briann, 1.

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Amber Rose topless bikini pics!

Amber Rose went topless on Miami Beach while wearing a teeny tiny bikini with boyfriend Kanye West.

Kanye doesn’t seem amused by the attention they receive and flips off the cameras. But you know he loves it – deep down.

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Britney Spears and her teeny pink bikini relax by the pool at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Ray.

Britney’s body can be bangin’, but that hair! That hair will never get past the half-assed elastic band thing on top of her head!

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Heidi Montag poses with her Playboy cover

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt used a movie premiere to promote Heidi’s Playboy pics.

Covered in mud and wearing a white bikini, Heidi is Playboy’s cover model for September 2009.

And in true Speidi fashion, the couple introduced the Playboy cover at an event other than their own. They attended the “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra” movie premiere and that’s where they chose to promote themselves. Making it all about them, once again. Who invited them anyhow? Whoever it was…you moron!

Despite claiming to be a devout Christian and praying publicly all the time, Heidi has no problem when it comes to being the object of men’s lust. She says, “I would take things with moderation. I think God created the body. I think we’re born naked. We die naked. I don’t think it’s something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of.”

But wait a minute, God created yours and you weren’t satisfied with it! The plastic surgeon created yours, sweetheart!

[MTV]

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Jennifer Love-Hewitt and boyfriend Jamie Kennedy spend some time on Maui for a romantic getaway.

The love birds decide to hit the courts and play a game of tennis. Jennifer appears to have good form despite the fact that she’s playing in wedge heels and a bikini.

Yeah, so baby’s got back. Whatever. She has a real body! And I hate to admit it, but I have those dreaded “child bearing hips” as well.

At least Jennifer has the balls to go out and feel confident about herself despite having a little cellulite (aka “junk in the trunk”) on her rear. Who doesn’t? Everyone is so quick to judge, but really, how many of us have perfect 10 bodies?

Special thanks to Randy at BauerGriffin!

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Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and actress – and George Clooney’s new girlfriend.

Canalis enjoys the sun while vacationing in Miami during the winter months earlier this year. Canalis has been a popular mainstay on Italian television but has just hit international headlines as the new girlfriend of George Clooney.

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Tara Reid spends time on a yacht sunbathing and jetskiing with some friends and her new boyfriend Michael Axtmann in Saint Tropez, France.

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Katie Price poses for the crowd on the beach in Ibiza, Spain.

She’s supposedly doing a photo shoot, but is obviously putting on a major show for the crowd. I mean, it’s not like they’re doing the shoot with a bunch of chubby beach goers surrounding her. Bitch loves attention. Even that cartwheeling internet attention whore has nothing on her..

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Shauna Sand goes topless for a minute while on the beach in Miami.

Sand knows how to get attention and does so by constantly showcasing her body in bikinis and by hanging all over whatever guy she might be with at the time. Sometimes she even goes topless, teasing the paparazzi.

She’s kind of the epitome of an aging L.A. gold digger. She’s tanorexic, has gargantuan funbags and a tacky 20-year-old Playboy tattoo. That covers about 98.9% of washed-up starlets in Los Angeles, heh.

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“I’ve been a media target for years now. It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on. They are my battle wounds.”

- Tara Reid when asked about her botched surgeries and her bikini body.

[People]

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Tara Reid thinks that the reason she isn’t working is because the writer’s strike is still in effect.

Hey, no one ever said this girl was the sharpest crayon in the box.

Before speaking to the folks at Fox News last week Miss Reid must have tossed a couple back or smoked a fattie, because what she said made no sense.

“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops. The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart.”

Awhhh, isn’t that sweet? Tara actually thinks she still has a career! Heh.

And how is it actually possible for her to not know that the strike was over? Probably because no one told her. Why should they, she wouldn’t be working either way!

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