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“I’ve been a media target for years now. It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on. They are my battle wounds.”
- Tara Reid when asked about her botched surgeries and her bikini body.
[People]
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Hey, no one ever said this girl was the sharpest crayon in the box.
Before speaking to the folks at Fox News last week Miss Reid must have tossed a couple back or smoked a fattie, because what she said made no sense.
“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops. The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart.”
Awhhh, isn’t that sweet? Tara actually thinks she still has a career! Heh.
And how is it actually possible for her to not know that the strike was over? Probably because no one told her. Why should they, she wouldn’t be working either way!
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Ok, a lot.
Kelly graces the cover of Shape magazine for the second time this year in it’s November issue.
Ripa, who has long joked about her “outtie” bellybutton, has had her navel airbrushed on every single cover. Shape decided to completely change it and Fitness simply ‘beautified’ it.
The real deal:
[HP]
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Although she is almost 40-years-old, Jennifer Aniston can still rock it in a teeny weeny green bikini.
Jen’s been enjoying lots of time in Mexico since splitting with John Mayer. And good for her! Who can blame a girl. She’s been working her tush off for the past year and deserves some down time.
[DM]
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Oh, that tongue!
Move over Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox is the new object of everyone’s desire.
Megan sort of has that Angelina look about her, but amazingly enough, is even hotter than Angelina in her Tomb Raider days. My opinion, of course, but hell, this bitch is HOT.
The latest issue of GQ will have the boys wanking and the girls dying their hair jet black.
Megan strips down to a bikini in this super sexy & playfully seductive photo shoot.
In the magazine, Megan admits that she once fell in love with a girl. And not just any girl- but a hot Russian stripper.
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox added that Nikita did “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.”
She admits that she tried coercing the stripper to quit her job and to fall in love with her by buying gifts, but that in the end it didn’t work out. Despite this relationship, Megan insists she is not gay.
“Look, I’m not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.
“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
Fox also voiced her opinion on Disney and the way it treats it’s young female stars such as Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens, who were both forced to apologize after racy pics found there way onto the internet.
“[Disney takes] these little girls, and they put them through entertainment school and teach them to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but they won’t allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick.”
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Sophie Monk, that little minx, does she know what she is doing to the boys?
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Because Star magazine has graced their cover, once again, with the Best & Worst beach bodies!
Haven’t they already done this 2 or 3 times this summer? I guess it’s better than another ‘Britney Got Her Body Back/Britney’s Getting Fat Again’ cover.
Can you guess which bodies were Hot and which were Not?
I tell you what would be really fun! Getting pics of all the fat asses who work at Star magazine in their bikinis and Speedos. I promise you, it would not be a pretty picture..
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
The tabloids are, once again, saying Britney has a new body.
You may recall back in April, Star magazine claimed that Britney Spears had lost 20 pounds, got rid of her cellulite and was looking fab in her yellow bikini.
But she didn’t look any different to me!
Well, now it’s OK! magazine who must be hurtin’ for a good cover story because once again, it’s all about Britney’s weight.
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
I really do love Hoopz (VH1’s Flavor of Love & I Love Money) and I’m not hatin’, but this cover is eerily reminiscent of that nasty ass goatse pic!
What can I say? It is!
[Thanks str8nyc!]
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