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Stephen Baldwin is not a fan of Barack Obama.

The lesser known, right-wing Baldwin brother says he will move to Canada if Barack Obama is elected as our next President.

In fact, he dislikes Obama so much that he has challenged the Presidential candidate to a fight. A charity boxing match of sorts.

“I’d like to knock some good sense into Barack. I wouldn’t hurt him. But if he wins the election, he’ll hurt me. He’s a cultural terrorist.”

C’mon, even if you aren’t voting Barack, you still kinda sorta have to hope he wins so Canada will have to put up with at least one of the Baldwin brothers!

[NYDN]

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It seems the clown-faced bobsie twins that Hef is getting down with these days have a little bit of a past.

The girls, Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) seem to have some anger issues. The sisters, both 19, were busted in St. Petersburg, Fla. last January for felony aggravated battery and had to pay restitution to their two victims.

Karissa is the more eviler of the two, also having a misdemeanor battery charge stemming from an incident last year.

Just look at that face - and those brows! (above) Bitch looks like a force to be reckoned with.

Hef, you’re slipping buddy. And I bet he knows it too. My guess is the twins, who are probably squealing with joy over the recent publicity they have gotten, will fizzle out faster than they came into the picture.

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Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn twins.

Papa Brad Pitt was the photographer and shot the portrait at the couple’s estate, Chateau Miraval, in the South of France last August.

A source who has reportedly seen the photo says,

“Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding. It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”

A second source adds, “The photos are amazing.”

W’s November issue hits stands October 21st.

Update: ‘W’ pic has been released and obviously added to this post.

[LSW]

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Photo: DailyMail

Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn twins.

Papa Brad Pitt was the photographer and shot the portrait at the couple’s estate, Chateau Miraval, in the South of France last August.

A source who has reportedly seen the photo says,

“Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding. It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”

A second source adds, “The photos are amazing.”

W’s November issue hits stands October 21st.

Update: ‘W’ pic has been released and obviously added to this post.

[LSW]

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Photo: DailyMail

Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn twins.

Papa Brad Pitt was the photographer and shot the portrait at the couple’s estate, Chateau Miraval, in the South of France last August.

A source who has reportedly seen the photo says,

“Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding. It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”

A second source adds, “The photos are amazing.”

W’s November issue hits stands October 21st.

Update: ‘W’ pic has been released and obviously added to this post.

[LSW]

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Photo: DailyMail

Angelina Jolie is set to grace the cover of W while breastfeeding one (hopefully not both!) of her newborn twins.

Papa Brad Pitt was the photographer and shot the portrait at the couple’s estate, Chateau Miraval, in the South of France last August.

A source who has reportedly seen the photo says,

“Angelina posed for Brad [Pitt] in one of the photos while breast-feeding. It’s really beautiful and tastefully done.”

A second source adds, “The photos are amazing.”

W’s November issue hits stands October 21st.

Update: ‘W’ pic has been released and obviously added to this post.

[LSW]

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“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

- Mischa Barton thinks she is much more stylish that fashion icon Victoria Beckham.

[Sun]

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“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

- Mischa Barton thinks she is much more stylish that fashion icon Victoria Beckham.

[Sun]

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“Posh doesn’t strike me as particularly stylish. I don’t think she’s a good example of British style at all. I don’t dress for anybody else, and I think the reason people like my style is that I do my own thing.”

- Mischa Barton thinks she is much more stylish that fashion icon Victoria Beckham.

[Sun]

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Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned to Hef, to get his side of the story.

Hef tells E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

He goes on to explain that the relationship took a turn for the worse six months ago after he found out he was unable to have a child with Madison.

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible. I was willing but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Whether it’s all a big publicity ploy, or Hugh really was in the dark about his failed relationship, he wasted no time finding a couple of new blonde bedroom buddies. Twins, in fact.

19-year-old sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are very eager to take the place of Holly and Kendra Hendrickson, who is also leaving the mansion “by the end of the year,” according to Hef.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” he says.

Not only does he have more than a handful with the two sisters, he also has another young girl, a college senior from Georgia, Amy Leigh Andrews, who is willing to do anything to become part of the action as well.

“She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.” With a coy smile adds, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”

[E!]

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Now that Holly Madison has officially come out saying she and Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner are over, the attention has turned to Hef, to get his side of the story.

Hef tells E!, “If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

He goes on to explain that the relationship took a turn for the worse six months ago after he found out he was unable to have a child with Madison.

“With my sperm count, it’s not possible. I was willing but it was not possible. She’d like to be married and have children, but it’s not in the cards here for me.”

Whether it’s all a big publicity ploy, or Hugh really was in the dark about his failed relationship, he wasted no time finding a couple of new blonde bedroom buddies. Twins, in fact.

19-year-old sisters Kristina and Karissa Shannon are very eager to take the place of Holly and Kendra Hendrickson, who is also leaving the mansion “by the end of the year,” according to Hef.

“They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” he says.

Not only does he have more than a handful with the two sisters, he also has another young girl, a college senior from Georgia, Amy Leigh Andrews, who is willing to do anything to become part of the action as well.

“She was testing here this past weekend, and she said she’d like to be a girlfriend, too.” With a coy smile adds, “I’m dancing as fast as I can.”

[E!]

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Long story short, I’ll be doing stuff tonight, so we might disappear for a short while. Good times, mate.