When the Cat is Away the Mouse Will Play

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We all know that Lindsay Lohan loves the cock - no matter if she is in a relationship with Samantha Ronson or not.

We also know that Sean Penn likes young startlets. So when these two met up at Penn’s recent private party for Milk, the animal attraction was noticed by all.

The party was held at New York’s, The John Dory, a restaurant which Penn owns a piece of.

When Lindsay arrived she promptly sat by Penn, who “nuzzled” and held her.

The two reportedly looked very comfortable together, and before long, left to attend an after party.

And you wonder why Sam gets so jealous of Lindsay. Lindsay needs sex! She needs to be loved all the time. And by loved I mean get the sh*t plowed out of her.

She hasn’t changed just because she is with Samantha..

Lindsay is a classic example of someone looking for love in bed because her parents never loved her the way they should have. So she seeks it between the sheets.

She and Sam are doomed.

Trust.

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Published on December 8th, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Sluts, Lindsay Lohan, Sean Penn, hookups

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, Hot and Heavy

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Although it was rumored that Alex Rodriguez would not be spending Thanksgiving Day with his ex-wife and children, he managed to squeeze in some time with family before running off to be Madonna’s sex thing.

The new couple spent Thanksgiving evening and night together, and the next day A-Rod attended Madonna’s Miami concert. During the show, the Yankees playboy handed Madge a water bottle from his first row seat.

This weekend the couple traveled to Mexico City where Madonna performed and Alex helped inaugurate a new sports stadium. He also spent two hours teaching children to bat.

If anyone knows wood, it would be him. Heh.

At the event, Rodriguez told the crowd, “It’s a pleasure to talk about baseball, to talk about the importance of keeping children off the streets, out of drugs and out of all the bad things that there are in this life.”

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Published on December 1st, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Hook Ups, Madonna, hookups

Just Screwing

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Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade hooked up this weekend - and weren’t afraid of publicly displaying their animalistic affections, either.

Sheridan threw her 45th birthday bash at a Beverly Hills restaurant Friday night. Spade was one of the guests.

The couple arrived separately and dined separately, but according to a source they “couldn’t resist each other for long,” and were said to be “full on making out” at one point during the party. They cozied up in a booth were they sucked face and snuggled.

Despite the hookup, a friend of Nicolette’s insists they are not an item.

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Téa Leoni Left David Duchovny for Billy Bob Thornton Months Ago

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In a shocking twist to the David Duchovny sex addiction story, new reports suggest the actor’s wife, Téa Leoni, left him months ago for Billy Bob Thornton!

Téa reportedly became involved in a relationship with Angelina Jolie’s ex after the two met on the set of Manure, a film they both worked on earlier this year.

Duchovny apparently discovered racy text messages on his wife’s phone that were sent from Billy Bob.

Téa is all about Billy Bob these days. She goes to his band’s gigs and has even been seen helping to unload the band’s gear out of the truck.

Tea’s publicist confirmed the actress has split with Duchovny,

“‘Yes, they have separated. She is living on her own with the children in New York, but we did not want to announce it for the sake of the children until after David had received treatment for his problems.”

Billy Bob has three children and five ex-wives. Leoni was married to Duchovny for 11 years and the couple have two children together.

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Shanna Moakler is SO OVER Travis Barker

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After her ex-husband survived the plane crash that left him covered in second and third degree burns, Shanna Moakler vowed to stay by his side until he was recovered.

Well, it didn’t last long.

Barker let everyone know via his MySpace earlier this week that Shanna hadn’t been to see him in over a week. I’m guessing everything’s calmed down a bit and the camera ops have thinned out. Moakler likes her publicity, and looking back, it seems as though she used the tragedy - making it all about her.

In the photos where she was snapped paying a visit to her children’s father, she was seen sobbing with no makeup on and in hospital scrubs. Don’t think the cameras found her - I think she found the cameras. I actually thought it was odd when it all happened, but at the time thought it was in bad taste to bring it up.

Moakler’s hospital pics remind me of when Paris Hilton was being carted off to jail. You saw her bawling in the back of the cop car because she had her face pointed towards all the hundreds of cameras. She wasn’t hiding anything.These Hollywood women sure as hell know how to work the cameras - and the public.

Moakler uses every opportunity to get exposure. Remember her big ol’ divorce party? She couldn’t wait to show off that cake!

ANYHOW, after all that ranting - Shanna is over Travis’ tragedy and on to bedding Gerard Butler. The two were snapped getting cozy at a Hollywood hotspot last night. Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up!

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Published on October 14th, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Gerard Butler, Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker, hookups

Miley Cyrus’ New Beefcake Boyfriend

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Who is that super buff dude Miley Cyrus has been seen with recently?

It’s Justin Gaston from the show, Nashville Star, which I have never seen, but is apparently like country music’s answer to American Idol.  Justin was eliminated in week 3.

Miley’s pop, Billy Ray Cyrus, was the host of this last season so you can probably guess she was introduced to him by daddy.

On Sunday, Miley and Justin went to a church service, then headed off to the mall on Santa Monica Blvd. where they strolled, hand-in-hand.

A source says no one was bothering them and that they were in their own little world together.

“There was nobody with them at all.  They walked into Bloomingdale’s, not looking at anything specific, and chatted with a clerk in the makeup department.”

Leave the camera out of it this time, Miley!

BUT… I am not sure that will happen.  Justin’s also an underwear model, and we all know how  much Miley likes to pose in her panties!  I predict scandal on the horizon!  Heh.

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Published on September 16th, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus, hookups

Rebound Sex

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“Taylor Locke, who?”

Mischa Barton knows how to get over a broken heart - rebound sex!

Last night while partying at club, Bungalow 8, Mischa, who just split up with boyfriend Taylor Locke, was on the prowl.

And her prey was Josh Hartnett.  And who can blame her??

Apparently Mischa tried desperately to getJosh’s attention by “writhing in front of him for a good hour.”

A source tells the Daily Mail,

“Josh looked pretty bored and was totally ignoring Mischa. She persisted though, and kept getting closer and closer to their table while dancing provocatively. Lots of girls were trying to get near their table, where [Josh & friend] were drinking champagne and vodka cocktails. Mischa had a lot to contend with, but didn’t give up.”

And her persistence paid off. She went back to his place afterwards where she stayed for about an hour. Freaky sex? Simply smokin’ a spliff?

Who knows, but one things for certain - what Mischa wants, Mischa gets!

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Published on September 16th, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Josh Hartnett, Mischa Barton, hookups

Holly Madison Leaves Hugh Hefner, Moves on to Criss Angel

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Rumors of Holly Madison leaving her Playboy mogul boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, have been swirling the internet for weeks now, but supposedly the rumors are true.

A source told the Scandalist, “She told Hef that she is moving out of the mansion and breaking off their relationship.”

Hef’s mansion will be empty soon being as Kendra and Bridget are also leaving, to pursue their own careers.

It looks like Hef will have to put out an active search for three new bimbos to play with as he pleases.

The source adds, “Hef is actively seeking three new girls to replace them immediately.”

In exchange for fame, money, and luxury the new girls will just have to learn to have sex on demand - and might have to get used to the gay porn that Hugh likes to watch on the big screen before he has sex.  Not that I know for sure, it’s just what I have heard..  Heh.

As for Criss Angel and Holly hooking up, nothing is confirmed yet, but that’s what word is on the streets.

Good luck with that ‘career’ of yours, Holly.

She wasn’t so hot before Hugh sunk his meathooks into her, check it:

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Hold On To Your Lunch!

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Star Jones and her new man were caught canoodling while at the U.S. Open yesterday.

Jones split from her of three years, Al Reynolds or ‘Gay Al’ back in April. She’s wasted no time finding another man who will actually put up with her and her demanding ways. Dude must not have a backbone. She probably ate it. Num num num… He is, however, better looking than Al, who was one goofy looking mofo!

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Published on September 3rd, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Star Jones, hookups, pda

Sharon Stone’s New Boy Toy?

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What’s the first word you think of when you see this photo of Sharon Stone’s supposed new boy toy?

Gay!

Seriously! I’m not being crass or anything, but my faghag gaydar is pretty damn accurate and it’s screaming like a siren.

This siren! HA!

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Seriously, I make myself laugh.

The guy, Chase Dreyfous, is only 24 and has been hanging out with Sharon recently. He met Stone back in June while working for her charity, Planet Hope.

The couple made their first public appearance at Christian Audigier’s “white party. Sharon is said to be so sprung over hew new man that she even invited him to Mexico with her.

Hmmm..how long do you think this fling will last? I’d say it’ll be over in about t-minus 30 seconds…29, 28, 27..

Published on August 20th, 2008 in Celebrity Hook Ups, Sharon Stone, hookups

Stripper Tells of Sex Romps With A-Rod

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Candice Houlihan, 32, an erotic dancer, is probably just one of the many women Alex Rodriguez bedded while married to his estranged wife Cynthia.

She’s now coming forward to tell-all about their sexual rendezvous because, well, she’s a stripper, and those bitches will do anything for cold hard cash and a little attention.

Candice says that A-Rod is extremely talented in bed. In fact, she gushes so much about it it makes you wonder if he’s paying her off to say it all!

“If it’s true Madonna has sampled Alex’s charms, then she’ll know what I mean when I say she’s a lucky lady. And if not then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she’ll ever have and she should give it a whirl. I know she’s very sexually experienced but I bet even she hasn’t experienced anything like Alex before.”

“What he can do to satisfy a woman is amazing, he’s very gifted in that department. The two nights I shared with him were magical and given half the chance I would do it again in a heartbeat—even though I felt bad when I found out about his wife. In that way he’s just like any other guy.”

Yeah, I’m sure she felt bad. She felt so bad that she was compelled to tell the world about it.

Hooker.

Candice says she met A-Rod at a game between the Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. He was checking her out while warming up and she was probably acting like a total groupie, hovering around the players in some teeny outfit or something.

Anyhow he told her that he’d like to meet her after the game for a drink (we all know what that means) and she agreed. She adds that she was shocked when he actually showed up. The two downed tequila shots and drank Sex on the Beach cocktails.

“He sat right next to me and for about an hour we talked non-stop. It was clear he was interested in me and I was definitely interested in him. Alex asked if my friend, her boyfriend and I wanted to go back to his hotel for some drinks. In the back of the taxi he kissed me for the first time—and I knew then what else was on the cards.”

The other couple only stayed a short while. I’m sure they got the hint.

“As soon as the door shut behind them Alex smiled at me, picked me up with his huge muscly arms and threw me over his shoulder. I felt like the luckiest girl alive. He is so strong and easily carried me into his bedroom area and gently put me down on the bed and began taking off his clothes. Then he slipped off my short denim mini skirt and hot pink sweater so we were both naked. We had the most amazing sex for about two hours. Alex was a very generous lover and he knew there was more than one person to satisfy. We were pretty creative too and did it in loads of positions.”

Candice says that when Alex left the following morning that he kissed her and took her number with him.

She claims she didn’t know Alex’s wife was pregnant (like it would have mattered) until she Googled Alex later that day. Regardless, she says she doesn’t regret what she did. And obviously so because a few months later she screwed him again.

This time she says they had sex twice and then he bailed on her, saying he had an early game the following day.

“So I got dressed, gathered my stuff and left and I have not heard from him since. I knew what it was all about and I have no problem with that. I was not looking for anything more. I knew he had a wife and that we could take this no further, that was just the way it was. But I think her divorcing him is the smart thing to do. A leopard never changes his spots.”

She’s a whore and she’s proud!

I’m sure there will be more strippers/sluts coming forward about their sexual escapades with Alex. That homeboy got around. Where’s his pack of lovechildren? Betcha there’s a clan of them!


Carmen Electra and Rob Patterson at Prive Nightclub, Las Vegas, 07/12

Published on July 14th, 2008 in Carmen Electra, Celebrity Hook Ups, Las Vegas, Vegas, hookups