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Lily Allen has a new target to lash out at. I Kissed a Girl singer, Katy Perry.

Like the rest of us, Allen cannot stand Perry and thinks that she copied her unique style.

She also thinks that Perry’s record label only signed her because she fit a certain look that the label was looking for. And that look was a sort of American version of Allen.

The British singer told Capital Fm,

“I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’ And then they found her.”

She adds that she’s not a fan of the controversial singer’s music.

“I think the lyrics and stuff are a bit crass.”

But Allen reveals why she really doesn’t like the one hit wonder, saying that Perry once called her fat.

“When I met her I was bit frosty with her because someone asked her to describe herself. She’s like, ‘Aha, I’m like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen! It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”

Go Lily! Give her the smackdown. I cannot stand Katy Perry! Fade off into oblivion already!

I keep hearing more and more stories of how Katy is getting all high and mighty lately, thinking her poo doesn’t stink, but bitch had better enjoy her fame because no one is going to remember who the hell she is one year from now.

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For the second time this week, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson had a lover’s quarrel at the Atlantis The Palm Hotel in Dubai.

Tuesday night the couple fought after Lindsay danced and frolicked with ex-boyfriend, Calum Best. Samantha doesn’t like it when Lindsay flirts with men, so she got all worked up and caused a huge scene in the club. It got so bad that Sam and Linds had to be torn apart on the dance floor before throwing fists.

Last night they got into it again while Sam was working working the club as guest DJ. Afterwards she stormed off, leaving Lindsay in tears while at an afterparty. Boo hoo.

I tell ya, I got to hand it to the lesbians of the world. I don’t know how they put up with their dueling cycles, PMS and mood swings. Gah! Chicks can be so damn dramatic!

Is this a sign that Linds and Sam may be on the outs? Rumor has it that the couple is undergoing couple’s counseling. Wonder if it will work?

See video shot just after the first fight at Holy Moly!

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A soon as George Takei announced his wedding plans the media starting buzzing with the all important question: Would Sulu invite Captain Kirk to the ceremony?

And so it began, a celebrity cat fight, fought on Entertainment Tonight and You Tube.

At one point The Shat went public saying that he felt Takei was suffering from a form of “psychosis”all the while claiming no wrong doing in the past.

Takei didn’t take it laying down. He threw blows at Shatner during his late night talk show stints and at other various public appearances.

This time, Shatner, still being unable to just let it go, takes to YouTube to rant about the entire ordeal…again.

He says,

“George has been mean to me for a long time, in public, and I’ve never said anything. I wish he’d stop being mean to me. For me, there’s no fight. I would like to (talk to him). I’m not mad at him, I’m annoyed that he keeps saying bad things about me.”

At the end of the video he invites Takei on his new talk show, Raw Nerve.

“I’ll issue an invitation to George to come and talk to me.”

[WENN]

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Having just come off another celebrity boxing win (against Howard Stern regular, Reverand Bob Levy), Danny Bonaduce is ready to jump in the ring once again, this time against Jose Canseco!

The fight is scheduled with the Celebrity Boxing Federation for January 17th.

There is a massive size difference with these two. Canseco, who has been roided out for the majority of his adult life, stands at 6′4″, 240 pounds. Bonaduce is nearly a foot shorter at 5′6″, weighing 165 pounds.

Canseco is convinced that he is going to beat Danny down in the first round, but Danny has responded with, “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

Of course I will post more info as the fight date approaches.

This should be a good one!

Team Danny!

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Thank you, Damon Feldman from the Celebrity Boxing Federation.

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck might want to start looking for a new job.

Hasselbeck is treading on thin ice with her The View co-hosts after a heated argument with Joy Behar went from in front of the cameras to backstage after the show had finished taping.

According to Defamer, Elisabeth was pissed that Joy has been promoting an upcoming stand-up performance of hers, because it is “political in nature”.

How quickly Elisabeth forgot about her own political stab when she wore a McCain tee shirt earlier in the week. Behar is a staunch Obama supporter.

After a tense show Thursday the women took the argument backstage.

Joy barked at Elisabeth saying, “If you do that again I will burn you down.”

Shocked, Elisabeth opened her mouth to respond and Joy cut her off with a sharp, “Shut the f**k up!” before turning on her heels.

Nobody came over to console Elisabeth, who was left standing there, stunned, by herself.

It looks like we’re going to see just how much of a Survivor this bitch is!

Heh.

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Bianca Golden speaks publicly for the first time with Tyra Banks about the airport incident that involved herself, her mother and actress Nikki Blonsky and Blonsky’s father.

The incident happened on July 29th in a Bahamian airport where Golden and family were returning from a family reunion after her grandfather had passed away.

Golden says that Nikki became “very rude to my aunt,” and an argument broke out between the two families.

She claims that Blonsky’s father, Carl, punched her mother, knocking her off her feet.

“He knocked her out. He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom.”

If what Golden says is true, the Blonsky family got pretty vicious.

She goes on,

“She [Nikki] takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that’s when my mom fell out completely.

“When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring. Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that.”

After the incident, Golden’s mother was  airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull. Golden says her mother still has a bruised face, more than two months later.

Bianca, Carl and Nikki were all arrested on assault and a lawsuit is pending.

Why do I have a feeling that Bianca is leaving out a huge chunk of the story? Not that she is at fault here, but I doubt the family attacked her mother unprovoked. I’m sure her mom was talking mad sh*t before the attack! I bet you anything she called Blonsky a ‘fat bitch’! Wanna bet?  Heh.

The Tyra episode will air on October 8th.

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Lindsay Lohan almost got in a bit of trouble this weekend.

She was heading to the Bowery Hotel in NYC last night where tons of paps were perching (because it was also where J. Lo was throwing hubby Marc Anthony a birthday bash) when she unexpectedly got into it with a cameraman.

There were metal barricades in front of the hotel and Linds tripped over one.  She immediately assumed a photographer stuck his foot out and tripped her.  So what does she do?  She turns around and pops him - in the face - then just keeps hoofing it into the hotel.

I think that fat rail she did a few minutes before had her a little jumpy..

Anyhow, nothing came of the assault.  The cops were called and showed up, but no charges were filed.

Watch the video here.

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Oh yeah, bitches, just like I KNEW would happen, Bob got his little limp-noodle-ass KICKED! Check it out for yourself! Effing awesome.