Madonna to Peers: Leave Me Alone!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

It seems Madge is still the old cranky pants diva that she has always been.

Swedish pop star Robyn, who opens for Madonna in a few of her European shows, told a newspaper in her hometown that the reigning Queen of pop was cold as ice, even to her.

She said that Madonna insisted Robyn and her entourage weren’t allowed to have any interaction with the superstar whatsoever. Not even a “Thank you for this opportunity,” or a simple hello. Nothing.

Robyn went on to tell the paper that she was specifically told “not to approach Madonna, not to speak to Madonna and, above all, no pictures.”

She says she was shocked being as she is professional and also in the business. She added, “I hadn’t expected any glamor, but it’s strange that they assume that the first thing you’re gonna do is run after Madonna and ask for an autograph. My worst nightmare would be to turn into Madonna. Madonna is constantly chasing the latest trends.”

Heh, nice! She has that right though. Known for being a trendsetter in the past, Madge’s ways are old and desperate in my opinion. She is trying too hard to be youthful, too hard to be cool..

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Published on October 10th, 2008 in Celebrity Divas, Celebrity Egos, Madonna, divas, egos

Yay, Vanilla Ice Doesn’t Matter Anymore

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Thank gawd Vanilla Ice’s career went down the shitter as quickly as it did.

As you can imagine, he was an absolute nightmare to work with while on top of the charts, and I’m sure he still is, he just doesn’t have any clout anymore.

While opening for Vanilla back in 1991, Alanis Morissette, then a virtual nobody, says that she wasn’t even allowed to look him in the eye when in his presence.

She told Virgin Radio,

“I was instructed not to look him in the eye and that was my first experience of honoring someone’s privacy to the point where you look away when they come near you. I thought, ‘Wow, I didn’t think that actually existed!’”

Nowadays, the laughingstock of the rap industry begs for people to notice him. Funny how things change. Can you imagine what a fricking monster this guy would be if people actually paid attention to him?

Anyone remember Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice on “In Living Color”?  I had to post it, because not only is that one of my favorite shows of all time, Jim did a great job of mocking Vanilla.  A classic!



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Published on September 2nd, 2008 in 80s, Alanis Morissette, All Washed Up, Celebrity Egos, Vanilla Ice, egos

Beyonce’s Sister is a Bitch

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I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks.

The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show.

Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister.  So anyone interviewing her is not to mention her world famous sister, Beyonce, or her sister’s world famous boyfriend, Jay-Z.  Fair enough.

But this is where it gets juicy..

Just minutes before her interview, the station ran a tease piece about the Vegas branch of Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing down.  However, it was not live, and did not air before Solange’s interview as she had thought.  So after the host introduced Solange, in a very professional manner I might add, the twat lost it. 

Click to watch the bitch freak out.

Screw you, Beyonce’s sister.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Justin Timberlake

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“It’s funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen.”

- Justin Timberlake, in an interview with Fashion Rocks magazine, insisting he and childhood friend Trace Ayala were the true trend setters who brought trucker hats back.

Published on July 29th, 2008 in Ashton Kutcher, Celebrity Egos, Fashion, Justin Timberlake, Oh STFU

Lauren Conrad Screws the Pooch

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Lauren Conrad attended the Humane Society and Animal Fair magazine’s dog-fashion show last night and was supposed to walk the runway with a pooch for charity - instead she left the organizers high and dry refusing to follow through with her obligations.

The event included celebrities and socialites who wore coordinating outfits with either their own dog or a rescue dog, and would stroll the catwalk together. The idea was that after the show the outfits would be auctioned off on eBay to raise money for the animal charities.

Lauren was flown out first-class by the Humane Society and Animal Fair to close the show with a ‘big name’. However, once she got there she was difficult and didn’t want to be bothered with it.

She had no idea what kind of dog she was holding and didn’t seem to care. When a reporter asked her, “What kind of dog is it?” she looked at her publicist hoping she would know. A moment later Conrad carelessly, yet accidentally, slammed the rescue dog into the lens of a video camera. Hard. But we hear the dog is fine.

Law and Order’s Richard Belzer, Real Housewives of New York’s Ramona Singer, and Hairspray’s Nikki Blonksy all did their part to help raise money for the rescued animals, but not little Miss Conrad.

At the end of the show, when Lauren was due to come out and strut her stuff Robert Verdi announced that she was backstage, but would not take her walk. He let the crowd know in a roundabout sort of way what was going on.

“She’s on The Hills. And she’s not coming out. You don’t want to believe the shit that happens with these girls. Anyway, that was it! Thanks for your support!”

The grumbling crowd wasn’t too pleased as they paid $100 to $5,000 for tickets to the event.

Conrad left the show the split second it ended, refusing to answer questions on the way. A PR member of the event whispered to a reporter for NY Mag, “She’s got a bit of an attitude.”

Wendy Diamond, the editor-in-chief of Animal Fair magazine, arranged for Conrad to be a part of the event and was extremely disgusted by Lauren and her publicist’s behavior.

“Her publicist didn’t tell her it was a fashion show. That’s what she said. I just think it’s really rude. We spent probably $10,000 in bringing her here. If you’re going to fly here first-class and get a suite at a hotel for you and your assistant, then that’s what you deal with. There’s no cats here, so we didn’t need any catfights.”

But she didn’t miss the opportunity to take a couple final swipes at Lauren,

“I personally don’t care about Lauren Conrad nor The Hills show — never watched it. I’m disappointed for the animals.”

Published on July 16th, 2008 in Celebrity Egos, Celebrity Pets, Dogs, Lauren Conrad, egos

Christina Aguilera is Insecure

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We knew Christina Aguilera wouldn’t be caught dead without her lip gloss, but did we know exactly just how obsessed she is with it?

While having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th, someone with a lot of time on their hands actually counted how many times the singer reapplied the gloss to her mouth. They supposedly counted more than 30 times.

The source said, “She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again.”

Oh my, talk about high-maintenance! I wonder how many quarts of lipgloss that hooker has ingested in the past couple of years? Her turds are probably have sparkles in them!


Megan Fox is My Hero

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Megan Fox is no dummy.

In the greenroom at the Spike TV Guy’s Choice Awards - which airs this Sunday -Jeremy Piven gawked at the sex symbol, unable to take his feasting eyes off her. Sources add that he was absolutely dying to meet her.

Fox, who was completely uninterested in the slimy actor, put him in his place after his pick-up line failed. Piven approached Fox and said smoothly, “I don’t know you, but I should.”

He continued to try and butter-up the actress, “I know you’re getting an award.”

A disgusted Fox snapped back,”Do you even know which one?” and promptly turned on her heels leaving an embarrassed Piven in her wake.

Awesome.

Published on June 20th, 2008 in Celebrity Egos, Funny, Funny Shit, Jeremy Piven, Megan Fox, Oh STFU, Sexy Bitches

‘Girls Next Door’ Catfight!

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Hugh Hefner’s main squeeze, Holly Madison, is reportedly running the mansion and calling all the shots.

The other girls, specifically girlfriend #2 Kendra Wilkinson, have had it with her bossy ways and tensions are running high on the set of their E! reality show, ‘The Girls Next Door.’

TMZ sources say that everyone “hates” Holly, especially Kendra. Apparently the two women can’t be in the same room together without the claws coming out.

As for Bridget, the “girlfriend” who’s always in the shadows, she’s in Switzerland and has tried to stay out of all the drama. She also tries to keep the peace between the two other bunnys, to no avail.

Holly has been stepping on toes at Playboy magazine as well. Sources say she wants control over over the spreads, which is obviously upsetting people who have worked for the magazine longterm.

Producers for the show are denying there are any problems on set.


Iman Toots Her Own Horn

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Former supermodel Iman has hit out at Heidi Klum saying that she has far more experience in the fashion industry, therefore she is more qualified to host ‘Project Runway‘.

Iman hosts the Canadian version of the show while Klum runs the American television series. Obviously Iman believes her toes have been stepped on and she feels the need to tell the world how fabulous she once was.

“Definitely Heidi and I come from two different places. I’m not belittling Heidi Klum, but I have been in fashion much more than she has. Not to toot my own horn, but I have been one of the best runway girls. I know clothes, and I know about working hand in hand with designers, I mean, I’ve worked with Calvin Klein, Marc Jacobs, John Galliano. Yves St Laurent - he created a whole collection for me. Tom Ford, Valentino. Versace. Jean Paul Gaultier. Thierry Mugler… I could go on and on.”

Please don’t..

I love it. “I’m not belittling her…BUT..” You know as soon as someone says the word ‘but’, it completely negates everything they said prior to that. Iman would have been better off keeping her mouth shut, she came across as being resentful and egotistic.

Oh, those lovely traits that make Hollywood go around..


Lindsay Lohan to Ashley Olsen: Step Away From My Bitch!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table - drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

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Uh, Naomi, You’re a Little Late!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

After British Airways banned Naomi Campbell for life for spitting on a police officer, the bitchy supermodel announced that she plans on boycotting the airline after treating her oh, so badly.

Campbell says that BA has a “complete disrespect for the passengers,” and says that the airline has asked her to fly with them again, which I find hard to believe.

“Someone from B.A. called me and asked that I return to fly with them, but this will not occur so early. They didn’t find my bag—said it wasn’t in the system—and there was a complete disrespect for the passengers. I am not speaking for myself. I am speaking for all those who have been disrespected.”

A spokesperson for British Airways says there was no phone call made to Campbell. “We are not aware of any pleading phone calls to Ms. Campbell.”

Drama, drama, drama. Geeze, how does the bitch live like that? What is SO WRONG in her life to make her so bitter? For someone who has so much potential it’s a shame she wastes all her energy expending hatred and anger.


Courtney Love Caught Smoking in Airport, Banned From Flight

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Courtney Love was banned from a flight Monday after she was caught smoking in an airport.

Love was scheduled to fly from London to Los Angeles.

She says, “I had a fag in the first class lounge, like two hits, and they wouldn’t let me on the plane with my daughter. They made some big thing like I’m a f*cking terrorist or something. It was embarrassing.”

Yeah, it’s all their fault Courtney, you moron. Just because you are a rock star (hardly) doesn’t mean you can smoke in the f*cking airport. Get a grip bitch.

Besides, wasn’t Courtney was telling us last year about how her doctor forbid her to smoke after finding nodules on her throat?

Anyhow, Courtney was allowed to fly the following day and has not been banned for life as Naomi Campbell was earlier this week.

Published on April 11th, 2008 in Celebrity Egos, Celebrity Morons, Courtney Love