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You probably did too.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are over, through, kaput.

If you recall, just last week their faces were splashed over all the gossip rags with hints of blessed babies and marvelous marriage.

I knew better. I said let’s wait and see if they make it until next month first. And did they? Hell no! They barely made it a week after the mags hit the shelves!

Rumor has it that Mayer was the one to do the breaking up. Duh.

Is Aniston just totally desperate, or what? Geeze, she must have real self confidence problems because desperateness seeps from her pores! And as they say, if you can’t love yourself, who can love you?

And as for John, it’s simply the thrill of the hunt.

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So the dreamy couple ended up not being so dreamy, eh?

Kate Hudson, 29, and Lance Armstrong, 36, are already through, after three short months together.

A source told People magazine, “There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things. There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Something must have happened while the couple attended the three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio last weekend, because that’s where they decided to call it off.

Too bad they brought the kids into it so soon. I dunno, but if you’re bouncing around from person to person you might want to hold off a good six months before introducing your entire fricking family to them. Dontcha think?

I am going to go out on a limb here and predict a Kate Hudson/John Mayer hookup sometime in the near future… just you wait!  Heh.

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Surprise, surprise…not really.

The Bachelor’s Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad’s career.

Heh.

I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne’s relationship was going nowhere.

He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!

Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Neither would elaborate.

Bye-bye, Monkey!

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Howard Stern revealed on his show that he is great friends with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and says he’s really bummed by their sudden split.

Stern told his listeners that he was set to go on vacation with the funny couple this week, but the couple obviously canceled out.

The shock jock says that Kimmel wrote to him and explained,

“Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times. I was so upset I had to go take a walk.”

Stern added that Kimmel told him that the break-up was mutual but that he feels like he “lost his best friend”.

I love Jimmy and Sarah together too! I’m kinda bummed as well. They just seemed like a compatible, crazy couple who liked to have a good time. Bum deal..

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I’m not sure I believe this one. At least I don’t think it led to the absolute demise of George Clooney and Sarah Larsen’s relationship, but then again, who knows.

Sources are saying that one of the reasons that the couple broke up is because George didn’t like Sarah’s new boobs!

The former cocktail server had them done in May despite Clooney expressing he wished she didn’t.

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” a source told In Touch Weekly.

As for the breakup, Larsen never saw it coming.

“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”

Apparently Sarah loves her new boobies and is hoping to pose for Playboy (of course) now that she is single and trying to claw her sorry ass to the top . . or even the bottom rung.

A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

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Sarah at the Palms Saturday, 5/31

George Clooney, who has sworn he will never marry again, broke off his romance to Sarah Larson with a swift kick to her ass - so to speak.

Larson is reportedly shocked and devastated at the sudden breakup. She’s moved back to Las Vegas, where she lived before her whirlwind romance with Clooney.

Larson boldly stepped back into the public eye last Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party - the same casino she worked in only a year ago.

She had been living with Clooney, who when he decided it was over pulled the rug from under her feet, moving out of his own home until she had gathered her things and left. I always figured he’d be a dick like that. He’s George Clooney!

One of Sarah’s friend’s dished, “She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”

I guess we’ll see how strong Larson is, and if she can manage to pull a Kim Kardashian and achieve fame by association.

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We knew it wouldn’t last because George Clooney isn’t exactly the marrying kind.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Clooney, 47, dumped his girlfriend of the past year, Sarah Larson, 29.

A friend of Sarah’s dished that the actor moved out of his home temporarily to allow Sarah to gather her belongings and hoof it outta there.

A source said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Clooney’s publicist won’t comment on the matter.. but what is there to doubt?

Ooohh! I wonder when her book will be out! Dish it girl…dish it!!

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As soon as Shania Twain and husband of fourteen years Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange split up, rumors of his infidelity ran rampant.

The world wondered, who on earth could possibly take a man from the beautiful and talented Shania Twain? Sadly for Shania, it was good friend and employee, Marie-Anne Thiébaud . . . who is hardly all that.

Marie-Anne, 37, worked for Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, at their estate in Switzerland as a secretary and house manager. She had a husband - whom she left to be with Mutt. The two couples were reportedly close and even went on vacations together, so this was a huge surprise to everyone involved.

A source says the cheating couple are still seeing each other, regardless of Mutt telling the media the rumors are not true. “Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship,”the source confirmed. “Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together. Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends.”

Shania or her rep has yet to speak on the matter and is spending time with friends and family in Canada. Understandably, she is said to be completely devastated.

Poor Shania! What a d*ckhead! And the friend too. What a complete betrayal!

Yeah, I’d be in Canada too, sharpening my knives, bitches!

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ANOTHER Hollywood couple has reportedly bit the dust this week!

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson have apparently gone their separate ways once again, despite rumors (which we knew weren’t true) that the two might be engaged.

People:

“It was a pretty bad breakup,” says a Wilson pal. “Owen said it was a tough one. He definitely doesn’t want to dwell on it. He wants to put it behind him.”

Since the split, Hudson, 29, and Wilson, 39, have each been spotted letting loose. On May 9, Hudson and Bride Wars costar Steve Howey, 30, visited Boston’s Liberty Hotel bar, Alibi. And on May 11, Wilson dropped by N.Y.C.’s Upstairs with two women.

“He was pretty chummy with the ladies … he was certainly doing some sweet talking,” according to an onlooker. “He looked happy to be there hanging with them.” The late-night outing was followed by a visit to Butter the next night, where he chatted up a sexy blonde. Says a Hudson source: “She feels dumb thinking it was so serious.”

Honestly, I think Kate just felt bad for Owen after the whole suicide attempt thing. I think she’s a good hearted person who maybe wants to ’save’ Owen from himself. I’m sad it didn’t work out though. I loved these two together!

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Alex ‘Orbi’ Orbison, the ex-boyfriend of Kat Von D was shocked and humiliated when she suddenly and without warning left him for Nikki Sixx.

He blogs on his MySpace:

hello everyone… this is an exert from a letter i mailed to my friend sarah…

the only way i can look at her is like kaklinski, ” the ice man” .. that assassin guy that has no feelings on the bio channel… and that she is like a parrot with no brain or emotion… repeating the same thing about love to every guy she meets,” its never been like this, we are soulmates, i love you more than anyone ever, this time is different” and so on..

i believed them all… hook line and sinker… i hadn’t been in love for five years.. and this was the person i chose to trust!??
hahahaha… i’m a fucking idiot.. oh well. i wasnt the first and im not the last

am i ok?….. hmmm.., yes i am ok…but i’m pain, yes…

but then again in 6 months my dog died, lost my job, grandmother died, and i fell in love with a pschopath that begged ME to ask to marry HER, then abused me and then fell in love with someone else infront of me..

boohohoo, sounds like a bad country song… hahaha..

believe it or not this is not the first time this has happened to me… different band and my best friend who was in that band died while i was taking care of my terinally ill granfather who died of brain cancer and then i flew home on sept.11th and was the last plane in america to take off, ended up in vegas, blew all my money and ended up breaking some ribs, which sucks if you never broke ribs…

ANYWAYS. the point is that i got better after that happened and i know that i will after this too…

keep on keepin’ on!!!!

thanks for all the love and support, keep comments positive, hate is bad all the way around, the world needs more love, and love is the way… don’t feed into fear and anger.. love you all for being kind…. it’s good to know there are real people out there.

Hey Orbi, read this about Nikki and laugh sweetie. They were meant for each other, really.

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It lasted longer than most expected, but after three and half years Star Jones and Al Reynolds have split up.

Star reportedly filed for divorce a month ago.

A source tell the Enquirer, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart. Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out. I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

Star’s publicist is, of course, denying the reports.

We hear Al’s boyfriend is elated. Heh.

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Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards rarely see eye-to-eye.

So when Denise announced that she wanted to do a reality show - starring her very young daughters - Charlie tried to stop her from doing so by taking her to court. He lost the case, so Denise is going through with her plans and it is tearing Charlie up.

Charlie does not want his daughters on a television show. He feels the show - and Denise - will exploit them. So he is fighting back. Charlie is asking the public to not watch the upcoming reality show that will be broadcast on E!.

I am wondering who the hell planned on watching it anyway.

Sheen told People magazine, “I think we should all just boycott the damn thing! Issue a mass boycott.”

Regarding the courts siding with Denise in court he said, “The world is upside down sometimes.”

So is your ex-wife’s career.  Me thinks that’s the reason for this whole debacle.

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