O.J. Simpson Sentenced to (at Least) 15 Years in Prison

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This creepy murdering bastard is finally going to serve some time in jail - even though it won’t be in the name of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson.

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to at least 15-years in prison today for the armed robbery and kidnapping attempt last year in a Las Vegas hotel room.

He is eligible for parole after 6 years.

Before sentencing Simpson did his best to appear vulnerable and fragile, expressing his remorse and supposedly fighting back tears. He told the court, “I stand here today sorry, somewhat confused. I feel apologetic to people of state of Nevada.”

Of course he does. They have his balls in their hands. As for Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman’s families, no such remorse or apology..

Judge Jackie Glass is my new hero. She’s no paid-off pansy ass judge like Mr. Ito was.

Glass said she was shocked that the former Heisman trophy winner decided to address the court. She added that his incriminating words on tape were more powerful than those he used in the courtroom. She handed him his ass on a platter. She said,

“Everything in this case was on tape. And its your own words, Mr. Simpson, your own words, that that brought you here to this seat in my courtroom. The evidence in this case was overwhelming. You went to the room. You took guns. You used force. You took property, and in this state, that amounts to robbery with the use of a deadly weapon.”

Simpson begged for mercy.

“I didn’t want to steal anything from anybody. I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I’m sorry. I didn’t know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn’t mean to hurt anybody and I didn’t mean to steal anything,” he said.

Simpson’s attorneys plan to appeal the convictions.

Ron Goldman’s father attended the sentencing and afterwards called Simpson a “scumbag”.

That’s a gentle way of putting it.

Buh-bye, bitch!

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Published on December 5th, 2008 in Assholes, Celebrities and the Law, Celebrity Morons, Law, O.J. Simpson, jail

Heather Locklear Charged for September Arrest

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Heather Locklear, 47, has finally been charged for the September incident in which she was arrested for driving erratically after a paparazzi tipped off police.

Locklear was found to have been under the influence of prescription medications.

Senior Deputy Attorney Lee Carter confirmed the news.

“Lab tests showed she had no alcohol in her system and no illegal narcotics of any kind. We believe that the prescriptions she was taking could have impaired her ability to drive a motor vehicle safely.”

However, he would not specify the name of the drug or the amount taken.

If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, Locklear faces monetary punishment as well as up to six months in jail.

Her arraignment takes place on January 26th.

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Published on November 18th, 2008 in Celebrities and the Law, Celebs & Drugs, Heather Locklear, Law, drugs

Miss Teen Louisiana Decrowned

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No beauty and brains here, folks.

Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans, 18, has lost her crown after being arrested for possession of marijuana and failing to pay a restaurant tab on Saturday.

The teen was with a group of friends who had dined at Posados Cafe in Bossier City. Their bill was $46.07.

A manager at the restaurant had no problems identifying the assailants, because the teen beauty queen had left her purse on the table.

To make matters even worse for Evans, when going through her handbag, cops found 2 grams of weed inside.

In a bold move, Evans returned to the restaurant to retrieve her belongings when police recognized her from her I.D.

Evans and her four friends were booked on theft charges, three on drug charges and two on drug paraphernalia charges.

Now, that’s an expensive meal.

After learning of the pageant winner’s arrest on Tuesday, the sponsor of the event yanked her title. She will lose the crown, but still be able to keep her cash prizes.

Evans spoke with TMZ and shrugged the whole thing off like it was nothing.

“I am only human.”

She went on to say that she paid her portion of the tab leaving a “nice, crisp twenty,” even though a city spokesman said earlier she admitted she did not.

A new Miss Teen Louisiana will be selected on November 1st at a Lafayette, Louisiana pageant.

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Britney Spears’ Traffic Case Declared a Mistrial

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Britney Spears’ driving without a license traffic case has been dismissed after the judge declared a mistrial.

The case stems from a fender bender in August 2007 in which it was discovered that the star was driving without a valid California license at the time.

The jury was deadlocked 10-2, in favor of Spears’ innocence. It took three days for the jury to deliberate.

Jamie Spears, her father, testified that his daughter was innocent of the charges because she had a valid license in her home state of Louisiana at the time and that she considers Louisiana her permanent residence.

After today’s trial, Britney’s lawyer, Michael Flanagan, said,

“Today’s outcome shows my client did nothing wrong. I consider this a victory. Britney was vindicated in that she took on a system that attempted to make an example of her celebrity.”

Prosecutor Michael Amerian says there are no plans for a retrial. “I don’t think it’s appropriate to ask for one,” he said in court. Outside the courtroom he later stated,

“It just goes to show you how difficult it is to convict a celebrity in Los Angeles.

At a press conference after the decision, jury foreman Gary Moy, 45, a communications analyst (who voted guilty), said, “We felt deadlocked from the beginning, there were lots of questions about lack of evidence, whether Spears had a Louisiana license or not, what the definition of residency was. We felt we were never given all the facts in the case. Some jurors felt their time was wasted.”

He added that people have a tendency to “identify with celebrities, and I feel some of the jurors inserted their personal feelings.”

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Published on October 21st, 2008 in Britney Spears, Celebrities and the Law, Law

Nick Hogan is a Free Man

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After serving 166 days of an 8-month sentence, Nick Hogan was released from the Pinellas County jail this morning.

At around 12:30AM, sister Brooke met her 18-year-old brother outside, where reporters were also waiting. The siblings had no comments, and Nick held up a peace sign on his way out.

I did find a little humor in this TMZ video, when a camerawoman asks Brooke, “Mom, how are you doing? How are you feeling, seeing your son?” HA! See? The bitch does look 50-something.

Anyhow, Nick is free to rack up speeding tickets and race around once again, while his ex-best friend lies in a hospital bed with one huge dent in his head.

Hmmm…I wonder how long it will be before he gets yet another traffic infraction? Any guesses?

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Published on October 21st, 2008 in Brooke Hogan, Celebrities and the Law, Nick Hogan, jail

Inside O.J. Simpson’s Jail Cell

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Published on October 7th, 2008 in Celebrities and the Law, Law, O.J. Simpson, Videos, jail

O.J. Simpson Found Guilty on ALL Counts!

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O.J. Simpson was found guilty on all 12 counts for the armed robbery in Las Vegas that took place last year.

Charges included including conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault and kidnapping with a deadly weapon.

He is facing possible life in prison.  Wouldn’t that be a beautiful thing?

From CNN:

Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen offenses stemming from the alleged sports memorabilia heist.

Stewart was also found guilty of the same charges as Simpson. Both men will likely spend the rest of their lives in prison.

Simpson arrived at the Clark County Justice Center at around 10:50 p.m. (1:50 a.m. Saturday ET). He told CNN’s Ted Rowlands on the phone before the verdict was read that he was “apprehensive.”

The jury of nine men and three women, none of them African-American, began deliberations Friday after hearing from 22 witnesses over 12 days of testimony. Chief among the witnesses were seven of the nine people inside Room 1203 of the Palace Station Hotel and Casino for the September 13, 2007 confrontation.

The evidence included testimony from the two dealers, four co-defendants who cut plea deals and cooperated with prosecutors and hours of often-profane, crackling, secretly recorded audiotapes.

Haha MFer. It’s about time.

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Published on October 3rd, 2008 in Assholes, Celebrities and the Law, Law, O.J. Simpson, jail

Heather Locklear’s Police Report

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The police report in the Heather Locklear case has been released by the California Highway Patrol and here it is..

“A concerned citizen observed a visibly impaired woman, later identified as Heather Locklear, at a parking lot in Montecito, CA. Ms. Locklear was driving forwards and backwards over a pair of sunglasses and revving her engine. A few moments later, that citizen watched Ms. Locklear drive away. The citizen left the parking lot and came upon Ms. Locklear and her vehicle now stopped within the roadway on east Valley Road, near Live Oaks Road, in Montecito.

The citizen became concerned when Ms. Locklear exited her vehicle and stumbled into the traffic lane. Concerned for Ms. Locklear’s safety, the citizen called 911 and reported the entire incident to CHP Ventura Dispatch.

CHP Dispatch broadcast the situation to officers in the area. Santa Barbara CHP officers responded to the area. Upon arrival, they located Ms. Locklear seated alone in the driver’s seat of her vehicle which was obstructing the traffic lane.

Upon contact Ms. Locklear appeared to be disoriented. After an on scene evaluation a DUI investigation was initiated. Although obvious impairment was exhibited during the tests, alcohol was ruled out as a factor.

Based on the circumstances and Ms. Locklear’s objective symptoms, she was arrested for suspicion of operating a motor vehicle under the influence of a controlled substance.

She was transported to the Santa Barbara CHP office, where she was evaluated by a Drug Recognition Expert, who concluded Ms. Locklear was under the influence of a controlled substance, and could not safely operate a motor vehicle.

A chemical test was obtained and Ms. Locklear was transported a booked into the Santa Barbara County Jail for violation of 23152(a) VC (Driving under the influence) and 11550 (a) H&S (being under the influence of a controlled substance).”

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Published on October 2nd, 2008 in Celebrities and the Law, Celebs & Drugs, Heather Locklear, Law, drugs, jail

Updated: Heather Locklear Arrested

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Heather Locklear was arrested Saturday night in Santa Barbara County, CA on suspicion of driving while impaired.

Apparently alcohol was not involved, but officers believed her to be high on drugs. Tests are underway to determine if she was.

She was held overnight and released Sunday morning.

UPDATE:

Here’s Heather’s awful mugshot! She looks as though she has been crying with those cocaine eyes! I sense a trip to a Malibu rehabilitation center is in order.

We now know a little more of what happened, but still, not everything.

TMZ is reporting that someone witnessed Heather driving erratically as she pulled out of a parking lot, so they contacted police. Shortly after the California Highway Patrol found her vehicle “parked on a state highway and blocking a lane.” After talking with her he decided she was geeked or something and arrested her.

So, I’d like to know what she was doing parked on a highway! Doing a key hit or a rail on a CD? Hmm..I am probably not too far off. Heather does like to party and always has. Hell, don’t forget this woman was married to Tommy Lee!

UPDATE II:

I guess police suspect prescription meds, not speed ar anything tweeky like I had guessed after seeing her mugshot. TMZ posted a ton of pics of Heather’s arrest, including her performing the field sobriety tests.

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Has Simpson Found an ‘Out’ in the Armed Robbery Trial?

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“If the gloves don’t fit - you must acquit.”

Of course everyone remembers the infamous sentence (spoken by Johnny Cochran) that may have spared O.J. Simpson a lifetime in jail. Although seemingly obvious to many that Orenthal James brutally murdered his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her male friend, that one sentence convinced Judge Ito to let Simpson live out the rest of his life a free man.

Fast forward fourteen years, and we once again have O.J. in a legal bind -this time for armed robbery. But will his legal team be able to rescue him once again?

An FBI audio analyst, Ken Marr, testified Wednesday that the tape recording of the meeting between OJ and sports memorabilia dealers, Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong, might have been altered before being turned in as evidence.

Of course, this all probably bullsh*t. The defense most likely found the most incompetent FBI analyst they could, you know how that crap works.

“With all of your expertise and all of the equipment available to you with the federal government, you cannot tell us as you sit there today whether that evidence was manipulated?” defense attorney Yale Galanter challenged.

“It might, sir,” Marr replied.

It might? WTF does he mean by it might? It might, but I am too dense to figure out my equipment?  Or it might because I got paid off?

With technology the way it is today I have a hard time believing this moron’s word.

On the flip side, the defense is saying that the guy who made the tape, Thomas Riccio, a sports memorabilia collector, made over $100,000 by selling parts of the tape to the media.  So really, neither side has been up to any good.

The first police officer who arrived at the Vegas hotel room after being called to a possible armed robbery explains the scene as he remembers it.

“I recognized Mr. Simpson instantly,” said Detective Andy Caldwell.

He said the first detail that Beardsley and Fromong provided was that at least two of the men in Simpson’s group were armed.

“Their primary concern was that they had guns pointed at them,” Caldwell said.

There is some hope that Simpson will be convicted.  Officer Caldwell says officers on the case waited two full days before arresting Simpson, because they wanted to make sure all their bases were covered.

He says, “If it was anybody else, we would have arrested him that night.  Because of who he was, we wanted to make sure we had everything right.”

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Published on September 18th, 2008 in Assholes, Celebrities and the Law, Law, O.J. Simpson

Ryan O’Neal and Son Busted for Meth

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Ryan O’Neal, 67, and son Redmond, 24, were arrested and booked this morning on suspicion of narcotics possession after a probationary police search of their home turned up methamphetamine.

Redmond, son of Farrah Fawcett, was in possession of the drug and a vial was also found in Ryan’s bedroom.

They are being held on $10,000 bail.

The O’Neal family have had numerous drug problems in recent years. Ryan’s daughter, Tatum O’Neal was arrested in NY last June after attempting to buy crack cocaine.  In early 2007 Ryan and son Griffin were involved in a physical fight with a fireplace poker being used as a weapon. Griffin reportedly chained up his brother, Redmond, so he would not buy drugs.

What a looney ass family.  Ryan O’Neal is one of those people who should never have had children.  He and Farrah did so much cocaine during the 80s & 90s that it’s a wonder their children are doing the same.

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Published on September 17th, 2008 in Celebrities and the Law, Celebs & Drugs, Law, Ryan O'Neal, Tatum O'Neal, drugs, jail

Kanye West Arrested for Vandalism

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Kanye West was arrested at LAX for felony vandalism this morning after unleashing his fury on a cameraman’s equipment.

While at the American Airlines terminal, a photographer was taking photos of the hip hop star, much to Kanye’s displeasure.  He confronted the cameraman, then threw his camera to the ground.

Another paps, who works for TMZ, saw the incident playing out and whipped out his video camera to record the chaotic event. When Kanye saw this he became even more enraged. He demanded, “Give me that f**king tape!”

His assistant backed him up and attacked the paparazzo. After a struggle, the assistant smashed the video camera to the ground, breaking it as well.

Police arrested both Kanye and his assistant. They will both be booked shortly.

Kanye Attack Caught on Tape

What do you think?

Did Kanye over react, or should the paparazzi have backed off before it got violent?



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Published on September 11th, 2008 in Celebrities and the Law, Celebrity Feuds, Feuds, Kanye West, Law, Paparazzi