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It reminds me of Heidi Montag before she had all that surgery on her face!
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Country Singer Carrie Underwood complains to the media that money, in fact, can not buy you everything. In her experiences with love since she’s become a star, she can’t seem to find the right guy.
“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you,” Underwood, 25, tells Allure magazine in the September issue. “I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”
If you were looking for someone that didn’t want anything from you, then I should have suggested that you never stood in line that day for an American Idol. What exactly were you expecting? Managers that discovered talent just for the sake of hearing a job well done? Celebrities that do dumb stuff, like get married, not for the media and publicity but *gasp* for love?! With all the hot women in the Hollywood sea, there’s no real rich guy that’s going to cry over losing you, or carve out their heart and give it to you, not unless you’re Angelina Jolie. So here’s my advice, just enjoy being a hot chick and at least getting laid while you still can.
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I’ll be the first one to say that I love skinny chicks. I also love Blondes. So one could assume that I think Carrie Underwood is smoking hot. Absolutely. However, if you take a look at those arms above, I think she may have to gain a few pounds. She’s always had a really pretty face and a great body but I never noticed her arms before. Is this new? Have I been out of it? What’s going on?
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There was plenty of shockingly awful (see futuristic Tina and Beyonce, above) fug at last night’s Grammys awards. Like stink on a gorilla, fashion disasters seem intrinsic to an award show.
And speaking of stink, let’s start with Nas and girlfriend Kelis, promoting his new album “Nigger” and what’s sure to be a big hit with college-educated African-Americans — his new fashion line of NegroWearTM:
Rihanna did her best wounded exotic bird in a ruffled cobalt blue Zac Posen disaster. I see they got the feathers, but for the tar, try Nas’s NegroWearTM brand lynchin’ tar!:
Miley Cyrus and her devil eyes showed up in a white sequined Celine dress and hair extensions she forgot to curl:
Beyonce donned a hideous beaded tulle Elie Saab gown she probably borrowed from Candyland’s Princess Frostine:
Melissa Joan Hart’s dress is okay; her hair color, lack of makeup and general fatness are not. I know she’s pregnant, but that’s way too much bloat:
Cher came in costume as Goth Cowardly Lion.
Carrie Underwood’s floral Zuhair Murad isn’t great, but it isn’t fabulous, either. It’s the hair helmet that bothers me. It looks like a damn tranny wig:
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There was plenty of shockingly awful (see futuristic Tina and Beyonce, above) fug at last night’s Grammys awards show. I find that like stink on a gorilla, fashion disasters seem almost intrinsic to an award show. The more stink, the merrier.
And speaking of stink, let’s start with Nas and girlfriend Kelis, promoting his new album “Nigger” and what’s sure to be a big hit with college-educated African-Americans everywhere — his new fashion line NegroWear!TM:
Rihanna did her best wounded exotic bird in a ruffled cobalt blue Zac Posen disaster. I see they got the feathers, but for the tar, try Nas’s NegroWear!TM brand lynchin’ tar:
Miley Cyrus and her devil eyes showed up in a white sequined Celine dress and hair extensions she forgot to curl:
Beyonce donned a hideous beaded tulle Elie Saab gown she probably borrowed from Candyland’s Princess Frostine:
Melissa Joan Hart’s dress is okay; her hair color, lack of makeup and general fatness are not. I know she’s pregnant, but that’s way too much bloat:
Cher came in costume as Goth Cowardly Lion.
Carrie Underwood’s floral Zuhair Murad isn’t great, but it isn’t fabulous, either. It’s the hair helmet that bothers me. It looks like a damn tranny wig:
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In a recent interview with Glamour magazine, Carrie Underwood mentioned that fans won’t be seeing her stomach anytime soon.
“I definitely don’t do stomach, because nobody wants to see that. I’d be pulling at my clothes all night. That’s not me.”
“And cleavage can be done in a tasteful manner - you can be intelligent, sexy and not have boobs everywhere.”
Well that would be understandable if she was still the old chunky Carrie Underwood, but now that she’s shed a few pounds and she’s hot let’s see some skin! That’s the whole point of working out to be hot. Why look good and cover up all the time. Someone needs to explain to Carrie that it’s her duty to show that booty. Yea, I’m sorry. That was awful.
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I don’t know why I find these pictures funny, but it’s of American Idol superstar Carrie Underwood at the Spice Girls concert and lookin’ like she’s having the time of her life, like she’s just found out Santa is real and not just some drunk pervert at the mall. My theory on this shit is that she was poor trash and had big dreams of becoming a singer like every other girl in her 20s and the Spice Girls in the 90s were a huge influence, Girl Power.
But since the Spice Girls or any sane person never rolls through Checotah Oklahoma where she’s from, she never had the chance to see them live. But now that she’s famous, has money and can do anything she wants and this is just another reminder to herself how awesome her life is and she can cross another thing off her poor girl’s list of dreams and that must feel good, as we all sit in front of computers hating our failed attempt at ours. But the reality is that I am living the dream, I’m fuckin’ hung over right now, drank my face off til 5 am and it’s pretty amazing, it makes me realize that I’ve made it.
Either way, I am one step ahead of this Underwood slut because I went to the Spice Girls concert years ago because my wife won tickets on some radio contest and I had to bring the stepgirls because my wife is too fat for public places and I figured it’d be a good spot to get new pussy, but everyone in the place was 12 and it turned out to be a good place to make friends with sex offenders…
BONUS - Victoria Beckham’s Retarded Tits in a Stupid Gold Outfit because You’re into Retards, They Don’t Tell You That You’re Stupid Like All the Other Girls…
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Carrie Underwood, straight off her wins at the Country Music Association Awards earlier this month, picked up three more trophies.
“This is one heck of a night,” she gushed, accepting the award for favorite country album. She also won favorite country female artist and an audience text-in award for favorite artist. And, ever the Southern belle, she was overheard saying “holy cow” as her name was read for the second time.
Chris Daughtry, the other nominated Idol, joined his eponymous band, Daughtry, at the podium three times as they won favorite pop-rock album for Daughtry, as well as breakthrough artist and adult contemporary artist.
“Wow. I can’t believe we’re in the category with Justin Timberlake and Linkin Park. It’s pretty awesome,” Daughtry said.
The night’s other big winners included Akon (soul/R&B male), Rihanna (soul/R&B female) and Justin Timberlake (pop/rock male and soul/R&B album), who accepted his awards via satellite from Australia, where he is on tour.
While Kimmel’s dancing left more than a little to be desired, the performance by Chris Brown and his dancers to “Kiss Kiss” – a literal high-wire act with hip-hop versions of Tron-style suits – had Celine Dion speechless backstage in the pressroom.
Likewise, Beyoncé and Sugarland’s countrified version of her hit “Irreplaceable” had the crowd on its feet.
On a serious note, Usher, Kid Rock and Rihanna took time to send condolences to Kanye West, who’s grieving the loss of his mother, Donda, whose funeral is set for Tuesday in Oklahoma City.
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The Bland and Borings American Music Awards were last night, and I, like you, really don’t give a shit. People magazine regales us with
The American Idol vibe was alive and well at the 35th Annual American Music Awards. Idol alum Carrie Underwood picked up three more trophies… for favorite country album, favorite country female artist and an audience text-in award for favorite artist.
Chris Daughtry, the other nominated Idol, joined his eponymous band Daughtry at the podium three times as they won favorite pop-rock album for Daughtry, as well as breakthrough artist and adult contemporary artist. The night’s other big winners included Akon (soul/R&B male), Rihanna (soul/R&B female), and Justin Timberlake (pop/rock male and soul/R&B album).
Well, I distinctly remember Color Me Badd winning an American Music Award in ‘92. Same goes for Michael Bolton (’93), Kenny G (’94), and Ace of Base (’95). So instead of doling out an American Music Award, you could just hand Carrie Underwood a couple of dog turds laying in a pile of glitter and and call it a day. I’m sure it would mean just as much.
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Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks have been named this years world’s sexiest vegetarians in a contest sposored by PETA.
Underwood, 24, a Grammy-winning country singer, won the title in 2005. Eubanks, 49, leader of NBC’s Tonight Show band, is a newcomer to the winner’s circle.
Eubanks leapt ahead of his competitors with help from Jay L
eno, who encouraged viewers to vote for Eubanks and "bring honor" to the late-night NBC talk show.
"I’m gonna keep this campaign going," Leno said during a recent show after sharing a photo of a shirtless Eubanks with his audience. Leno said the shot, in which Eubanks is holding a backpack and posing against a woodsy backdrop, was not doctored.
Runners-up in the contest, which the animal rights group said drew more than 110,000 votes on its web site, included Joaquin Phoenix, Milo Ventimiglia, Kristen Bell, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jared Leto and Lisa Edelstein.
Last year, Prince and Bell, who starred on the Veronica Mars TV series, were picked as the two sexiest vegetarians. Previous winners also include Natalie Portman, Andre 3000, Coldplay’s Chris Martin, Shania Twain, Tobey Maguire, Lauren Bush, Josh Hartnett and Alicia Silverstone.
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