Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Electra, 36, has been featured on the magazine numerous times, the first time being 13-years ago.
This time the sultry vixen will take center stage in an eight-page pictorial for the upcoming 55th Playboy anniversary issue in January 2009.
The magazine will hit shelves in December.
[WENN]
Source: yeeeah.com
Carmen Electra set to get married a third time, this time to boyfriend Rob Patterson of Korn. Is that true love I smell? Or did somebody just forget to flush again. According to People Magazine
Patterson, 37, who is the former touring guitarist for Korn, popped the question over the weekend while he and Electra were in Las Vegas to celebrate her 36th birthday. The couple have been dating less than a year.
Mind you, this woman got drilled by Dennis Rodman. More than once. A six foot seven inch black guy. I bet having sex with her now is like stirring a cup of coffee with a spoon. Sure, it’s warm and wet, but you have to really swirl it around to hit all the sides. Congratulations, Korn guy. You really won big.
Vegas Birthday bash:
Source: www.derekhail.com
It’s sad when a famous piece like Carmen Electra finally hits the wall, but things like this happen. I think once you invite the paparazzi to your birthday party and pose for pictures with your makeup wearing boyfriend, you’ve pretty much hit rock bottom. I’m not sure why Carmen likes guys who wear more eye makeup than she does, it’s kind of disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the fake kiss they’ve got going on there.
Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com
Here’s a clip from some piece of shit TV show that I suggest you never watch and I am not even going to bother finding out what it’s called because it looks that bad, I just know that Carmen is talking about how she doesn’t take care of her junk and needed a bidet to hose that shit down. I guess after fucking people like Dennis Rodman and all the other dirty cock that’s come her way….the toilet paper just irritates the ass and pussy scabs…and spraying water on it is a hell of a lot abrasive.
Then again, this could just be a bad joke with the hot girl talking about wiping her shitty asshole badly because it’s so unexpected so everyone laughs because you assume hot chicks are perfect and that you could eat dinner off her perfect anus so hearing her say she doesn’t wipe shocks us all into uncontrollable giggles or some shit…..except for maybe the perverts who are into scat and are too busy jerking off to the thought of her stinky dirty poo covered ass.
Nothing like shitty acting, shitty jokes and shit covered Carmen Electras to start my day.
Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com
Carmen Electra took her tits out partying in Chile this past weekend, because she’s an international player, and by player I mean old lady with hot fake tits who still goes out to clubs, which is almost as hot as old ladies with fake tits at their local bridge club.
Fake tits are like putting a new motor in a beat up car, because looking at these pictures I see this solid rack that’d you’d expect to see on a tight bodied 20 year old at a club, who hasn’t had kids or done enough drinking or cocaine or eating to destroy herself yet, but when you step back and see that shit thrown up next to the face of a 40 year old, you have to come to terms with the fact that they are just some smoke and mirrors optical illusion that anyone can get with 5,000 dollars, and maybe they’ll win the race, because they are the fastest, but you’re still driving a ‘92 Honda Civic, if you know what I mean.
Either way, here’s her cleavage for you to love cuz you pretty much have nothing else going on.
Source: www.derekhail.com
I refuse to believe that someone that looked like this, can now look this bad. I know it’s a horrible makeup job, but still, this is horrendous. I don’t even think I could have sex with her right now……ok, that was an exaggeration, but I definitely wouldn’t enjoy it! OK, I would totally enjoy it.
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Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com
Carmen Electra still has fake tits and I may hate fake tits, but she looks good enough for me, probably better than any girl you’d bump into on the street and awkwardly follow for 16 blocks in hopes that they strike up conversation with you so that you can take her home and cum in her face.
I was talking to a dude earlier this week who was having problems with the girl he was slamming. She was scared of sucking dick, but never told him that she wasn’t into it, she would just do everything in her power to avoid sucking it. I’ve never known any girl who hasn’t sucked dick, because there’s no way she’d get past the initial interview for the job if I did, but I have heard that it’s pretty fucking common and that sucks but not literally. The closest I’ve had to a girl who hates sucking dick is a girl who goes down on you for a minute then lets you fuck her and feels like she’s done her part because there was penis contact with her mouth. I guess busting nut is the goal of hanging out and the fact that she’s giving up her vagina is a good enough reason to keep her around, but the best way around it if you’re stuck with a girl who doesn’t want dick in her mouth is to force her to do it, and while you are forcing her explain that you’re just helping her be a better person, I am sure she’ll understand while she’s trying to push you off to get the fuck out of there to call the cops.
Either way, I am sure Carmen Electra sucks dick.
Source: agentbedhead.com
If you are as bitchy as we are, then you’ll cackle a bit to hear that Jenna Jameson has retired from the pr0n industry. In the words of Jameson herself, “Yes. A hundred percent.” As a symbolic gesture, Jameson has removed her scary breast implants:
Jameson had the implants removed to mark her retirement from the porn industry. While most businesses mark your retirement with a gold watch, removing your implants seems like a pretty sensible porn equivalent.
Luckily, to fill the adult entertainment void is . . . “rocker” Dave Navarro. We’ll let that bit of news absorb for a moment.
On September 27th, Navarro will unleash his modest penis debut pr0n film:
The guitarist has shot feature-length adult movie “Dave Navarro: Broken” as the first in a series of porn movies directed by celebrities, in a scheme established by adult star Tera Patrick and her rocker husband Evan Seinfeld, according to MTV.
That’s weird, because I thought Snoop Dogg had claimed the cherry on the celebrity-directed pr0n industry with his “blaxploitation gangster come soft porn flick,” which was an effort described by reviewers as “Snooptacular.” Then again, Navarro probably doesn’t bother with the true details of celebrity cinematic pr0n origin, since he certainly hasn’t been too discriminating in his choice of potential wife-fuckers. Via Holy Moly:
The Audio Bullys were given a crash course in Hollywood etiquette at a party once when they met Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro.
After five minutes of musical chit chat, Navarro chipped in with this irresistible offer: “Well, you guys seem pretty cool. Do you wanna come upstairs and fuck my wife?”
Unfortunately, the thought of having sex with Carmen Electra as her husband watched from the end of the bed didn’t appeal.
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com
These are supposed to be pictures of Carmen Electra on the balcony in Malibu wearing a T-shirt and a pair of panties. I don’t know if that’s 100 percent true because I am not there to sniff them out. It could very likely be a bathing suit, but I guess who really cares….
The other day I was chatting with some girl on IM because I do that when I am bored and too lazy to venture out into the real world. She told me that she was trying to sell a pair of shoes on ebay because she wanted money to get her tits done. I told her that if she really wanted to make money she should consider selling her used underwear on the internet. I once knew a guy who used to hustle that shit and made a killing. He was a bit of a con artist and would make his girlfriend wipe herself after pissing with a pair of new underwear and he’d use a glue stick to make it look like their was crusty discharge in them. I wanted to get up on his entrepreneurial venture and do the same thing, but at the time I couldn’t convince any of the girls I knew to wear a pair of underwear for a week. Not because they were hygienic but because they didn’t wear underwear because they got in the way of letting dudes fuck them in back alleys.
It was basically the same as how the Japanese streamlined automotive manufacturing by making robots to the job of 10 men. Underwear just got in the way and was one extra step to how they made their money so they wouldn’t go back to that old school way of doing business.
I don’t know if my story made sense to you, but it doesn’t really matter because you can kinda see Carmen Electra’s pussy definition and that’s more interesting than anything I have to say but then again, so are most things…
Source: www.derekhail.com
Carmen Electra was spotted in Malibu wearing two different bikinis on the same day. Assuming she didn’t soil herself in the ocean, I can’t think of one reason as to why Carmen would switch bikinis. And, even if she did soil herself, I’m sure the salt water would take care of the mess. So, Carmen. What the hell?
Source: www.drunkenstepfather.com
I remember when these two bitches were considered the hottest thing Playboy and MTV ever did. It was the 90s and I am surprised I remember much from that era. I am happy to see that they are still friends because I am pretty sure back then they both hated the fuck out of each other. I am sure many plastic surgeons were bidding on their business by playing their tits up against each other, but in their old haggard age all that is behind them. Seeing these two sluts together reminds us all that there can be unity in this mean world, all you have to do is get older and realize that both your careers were created because of your fake tits and that anyone with 5,000 dollars could be you, so now that younger and hotter girls are taking over the seen, maybe it’s time to put your differences aside and compare what happens to fake tits as you age.
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