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Yeah, I know bloggers love to hate on Rumer Willis, but I’m not really one of them.

I actually think she looked pretty good last night at the premiere of her new flick, ‘The House Bunny’. If anything, she killed it in that dress. You have to admit, she wears it well. I also love her hair. Whoever put this girl together, you did a fabulous job. Kudos!

The whole family attended the event as well as Rumer’s new man, Micah Alberti. Daddy Bruce Willis showed up with his usual arm candy, Ashton Kutcher actually shaved, and Momma Demi Moore got a fresh knee-lift for the event.

Heh.

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Poor Ashton Kutcher must be feeling awfully awkward when realizing that, by celebrating his 30th birthday a few weeks ago, his celebrity pals were exposed to Hepatitis A by an unwashed waitress who tested positive for the virus. The celebratory shindig was held at NYC’s ultra-snooty Socialista club — the same fortress we recently mentioned in light of Matthew McConaughey’s “angry chimp” dance and more:

Located in NYC’s West Village, the ironically named Cuban-themed Socialista club (Sting and Trudie Styler are investors) carries a $600 minimum tab per table, and that’s just for entrance to the first-floor cafe. Above the eatery is a lounge, not open to the public, where owner Armin Amiri shields celebrities from prying eyes. Recently, Amiri has (allegedly) used heavy-handed tactics to protect Javier Bardem from the paparazzi’s flashbulbs, including the confiscation of a photog’s memory card that supposedly contained snaps of Bardem making out with current flame Penelope Cruz.

In addition to Ashton and Demi Moore, the following celebs were in attendance: Bruce Willis, Salma Hayek, Madonna, Kate Hudson, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Roberto Cavalli, Rachel Zoe, and Ivanka Trump. While these so-called A-listers scramble towards the nearest testing centres, only one thing remains certain — at the moment, Dax Shepard and Seth Green are breathing a sigh of relief that AshDog isn’t allowed to hang with the boys anymore.

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Bruce Willis, Rolling Stone magazine, March 27, 1986

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According to Popbitch, Bruno has a rather interesting pickup routine:

Bruce Willis’ regular chat-up line is “You smell nice! I’m Bruce Willis. Do you want to go to dinner with me?”

However, dinner can be a fraught time for Bruce. He has a morbid fear of anyone touching his food.

It appears that Bruce Willis may just be a romantic defeatist. Header image from Sin City.

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Bruce Willis was teased and bullied all throughout high school due to an uncontrollable stutter. The Die Hard 4 actor, who blows up a helicopter with an airborne car, was once teased mercilessly for his speech impediment, which led him to join the drama club to express himself. According to M & C,

“I could barely talk sometimes. I still had friends but I was bullied a lot. The bullying meant I also learned how to fight. Everyone knew not to f**k with me because they knew they’d get their ass kicked.”

Take 25: “Yi-yi-yippy-k-k-kay-yay, m-mo-moth-mother f-fu-fucker.” God damn it Bruce!

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"What we’ve done, as parents, is to try and send the girls out in the
world with as much information about what those 16- and 18-year-old
boys are thinking, and hopefully that’ll keep them safe."

-Bruce Willis regarding his three teenage daughters

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You know, I never realized just how white Bruce Willis is until I got this picture in the email box. Thanx to Trevor.

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Apparently, celebrity gossip bloggers are not the only people noticing Halle Berry’s boobs. In the above photo, Bruce Willis can be doing one of several things, but, based on the evidence, I am led to believe he is trying to stare down Halle’s shirt. Or, he could just be extremely excited and is absolutely shocked nobody else noticed his elderly erection. Whatever the case, he obviously wasn’t privileged, like us, to see the Halle Berry topless pictures in Esquire magazine.

Source: yeeeah.com

A woman who ran a pricey prostitution ring in the late nineties has written an autobiography naming several Hollywood celebrities who didn’t mind paying for the poon — most notably, the old and bald Bruce Willis. Page Six reports:

In “Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam,” out today from Corona Books, Jody “Babydoll” Gibson names celebrities — [among them Bruce Willis] — who she says patronized her “California Dreamin’ ” service, which employed porn stars and Playboy models and charged customers as much as $3,000. Willis’ lawyer told Page Six, “It’s a total fabrication. He doesn’t know the woman, he’s never met the woman. My client doesn’t need to pay for sex, he doesn’t pay for sex.”

Does anybody need to pay for sex? I’d say sex is more of a luxury. Like, say, “all leather interiors” or “flossing.” And for the record, just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you can get laid without having to pay for it. Bruce is old and out of shape and really hasn’t been in a decent movie since the first Die Hard. Being a celebrity might kinda be like being royalty — you know, Brad Pitt would be the “Emperor of Hollywood,” Jessica Biel would be the “Princess of Los Angeles,” etc. — but Brucie here would top out at about “Sultan of the Western Half of Hoeboken, New Jersey.” And even then, he’d only be the runner up Sultan who acts as the stand-in in case the real Sultan got beaten down at a chicken fight gone wrong behind the A & P. I definitely don’t see that guy getting laid for free.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Unlike its predecessor, the new Grindhouse trailer carries the dual structure of an exploitation double-feature. In the second half of the trailer, we finally receive more clues of the “Death Proof” storyline, but more importantly, in the “Planet Terror” sequence, we catch a glimpse of . . . Bruce Willis?

Source: Grindhouse Forum

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Bruce Willis, now known for his BALD head, is currently shooting the fourth Die Hard movie, “Live free or Die Hard.” While filming this new movie, Bruce has said he will remain bald to show the character has aged, but he also issued a warning.

“I’m a man and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning ” Willis is currently shooting the action movie in Baltimore, in the US. [source]

Since when does being bald mean you’re not a man? Unless in the language of the Willis, hair is actually a code word for penis and someone told him his hair was thin and short.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Bruce Willis will make his return to the big screen in Die Hard 4 as John McClane, the role that made him famous 18 years ago. Eighteen years is amazingly enough the same age as his girlfriend.

In the latest installment of the ubermacho Willis takes on techno-terrorists bent on interrupting the nation’s supply of cheap Viagra and penis enlargement pills.