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Hulk Hogan is out to convince everyone that his son is a changed man.

We knew this was going to happen months ago, when a conversation between Hulk and little Nicky was released to the public as they chatted on the phone about producing a reality show for the sole purpose of creating good PR.

“The New Nick” is what they had planned on calling it. They had conjured up the idea not long after Nick was sentenced to jail.

But after public backlash, the family’s master plan to fix Nick’s reputation was foiled.

Now, they are simply doing interviews and singing the praises of him, making it clear that he is not spoiled, that he has learned a lesson and that he is moving on from here.

Hulk told E!,

“He was on a roll. He was a young professional driver. He had the show going, and it all got real busy, and then when he went to jail, he got stripped of everything. He got stripped of clothes, of watches, he got stripped of his identity, and he found out what’s important in life. He knows what’s real, and what’s not real.

Lord, not the watches.

“And before he went in there, he was accountable, and he was responsible. And I think that’s what he found out in jail, the most important thing. He understands what is real life. You know, it’s about helping people, being positive, moving forward.

“He was a good kid before, he’s a great kid now. He’s not the same man he was when he went in there.”

Hulk says the accident was really hard on him, but that he will always love and support his son.

“You know, I just had to regroup, and you know, just really rely on what was in my heart and what I believe in, ’cause Nick is my son 24 hours a day. Whether he hits a home run, or whether he strikes out, he’s still my son.”

Hogan uses the interview to take a swing at his trashy ex-wife as well.

“You know, Linda says because she was visiting in L.A., she’s not responsible in any way, shape or form for what happened. Well, that’s not me.”

Yeah, because you know damn well you helped contribute to this disaster, that’s why.

Paying Nick’s numerous speeding tickets and violations over and over, with little or no consequences at all. In fact, you just kept on shelling out the cash for him to modify and customize his car. You still let him race, you still let him basically do whatever he wanted to do. And look where it got him.

I doubt the Hogan’s will ever accept any sort of responsibility in this tragedy.

Meanwhile, Nick is back to enjoying the finer things in life, and probably is rocking a flashy new car.

Gee, thanks dad!

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After serving 166 days of an 8-month sentence, Nick Hogan was released from the Pinellas County jail this morning.

At around 12:30AM, sister Brooke met her 18-year-old brother outside, where reporters were also waiting. The siblings had no comments, and Nick held up a peace sign on his way out.

I did find a little humor in this TMZ video, when a camerawoman asks Brooke, “Mom, how are you doing? How are you feeling, seeing your son?” HA! See? The bitch does look 50-something.

Anyhow, Nick is free to rack up speeding tickets and race around once again, while his ex-best friend lies in a hospital bed with one huge dent in his head.

Hmmm…I wonder how long it will be before he gets yet another traffic infraction? Any guesses?

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Brooke Hogan wows the world on her myspace once again while flaunting just how disproportionate her brain mass is to her boobs with her take on why women shouldn’t be in the White House and voting:

“Notice how i said ‘I know IIIIII couldn’t do it cause I’d be pms-ing and freaking out all the time’ …Honestly I’d LOVE to meet a woman with NO emotional problems….but thats not the point…but its true. LOL.”

“I’M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don’t wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that.”

Yes, Brooke. *pat pat* Let’s leave all the complicated stuff to the intellectuals and professionals. Now start jumping up and down for the man behind the camera as we douse you with a fire hose.

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Leave it to your sister to make things worse.  Brooke Hogan just invited all the dudes in prison with Nick Hogan to kick his ass.

“I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.” Little Nicky is out of solitary now that he’s 18, and in the general population, and apparently he’s eating better.

But Brooke says that he’s not exactly the most popular inmate in the Pinellas County Jail: “He’s been threatened. Thank God he’s big and he can hold his own.”

Oh Man, I give Nick a week before he gets ass raped.  Nick is “big and can hold his own”?  I’m sure there are a few dudes in that jail that are going to teach Nick the real definition of bieng “big”.

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Again.

Today Brooke Hogan ranted on her MySpace blog about reports that she didn’t go see her asshole little brother in jail for his 18th birthday. Here’s what she had to say:

Stupid people of the press

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…

According to the press I didn’t show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.

Lets see…

*hes in jail

*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!

*I’m only a 4 hour drive to Tampa

*He’s the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn’t show cause they didn’t SEE me.

uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks.

In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES.

Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.

I noticed she had a ton of ‘kudos’ but there were no comments. So I submitted mine.

Oh please, we all know that you would freak out if the press didn’t pay any attention to you.

I guess she has to authorize all comments. Damnit, mine will never make it..

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Brooke Hogan apologized for confirming false allegations that her father abused her mother. According to People,

“I did it under significant pressure from my mother,” Hogan, 20, tells PEOPLE in an exclusive statement. “It was only after I learned all the facts that I realized I made a big mistake in signing it.”

Hogan released the statement after a tabloid reported that she had signed a legal affidavit accusing her father, whose real name is Terry Bollea, of verbally and physically abusing wife Linda during their marriage.

The Hogan family is an absolute mess. The son drives drunk and accidentally kills people, Hulk Hogan allegedly beats women, Linda wants her money, and Brooke Hogan really is a man. Ok, well, maybe she isn’t a man, but has broader shoulders than me and she has those man hands.

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Brooke Hogan has been contacted by Playboy about appearing nude.

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.

The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

How many people really want to see this guy naked?  Brooke’s arms are bigger than my thighs.  She looks like she shotputs midgets on a daily basis.  Seriously Hef, go after someone like Rachel Bilson or Marisa Miller, not this sloth with implants.

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Brooke to Hulk’s GF: This Is What Daddy Likes

Hulk Hogan’s 34-year-old girlfriend and daughter, Brooke, had a seemingly pleasant time together soaking up some sun, but who the hell can tell them apart?

Maybe Daddy likes it that way!

This family is so narcissistic that they only date people who look like themselves! Creepy!

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Hogan Knows Breast - Brooke Strips For Daddy

At Brooke Hogan’s premiere party for her new lame reality series she decided she would strip down and do a burlesque show - because you know, that’s how you get yourself ahead in this world.

Never mind that daddy was going to be there!

Brooke looked like a rump roast busting out of it’s strings in her 2-sizes-too-small corset and tiny little sequined panties.

What exactly is Brooke trying to prove? She is so clueless that she doesn’t understand what a trashy stripper she looks like.

Bitch could definitely make more money stripping in Vegas than she could singing. People would pay good coin just to take a look at that mangina!

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Here’s a clip of Brooke Hogan on Good Morning America this morning, blabbing about her screwed up family and doing a little self-promotion for her new lame reality show - in which she tries to prove to the world that she’s not daddy’s girl anymore.

Check the video for the entire interview, but here’s basically what goes on:

The interviewer made me laugh my ass off when one of her opening statements to Brooke was, “And you’re only 20 years old..” HA! Yes, can you believe only 20?! Brooke replies with, “Yes, but I feel like I’m 40 though.”

Bitch looks 40! And doesn’t she look totally look like her mother here?

Then Brooke is asked about her family and their reality show, Hogan Knows Best. And what she has to say is sugar-coated bullshit.

“The thing that I like about Brooke Knows Best is that it kind of carries on the Hogan tradition of always having a good moral at the end of the story.”

Did I just hear a Hogan say the word, ‘moral’? Bitch, please.

Anyhow, you get the gist of it. Check it out.

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“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.

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With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

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