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Joe Francis attacks Jayde Nicole

The Joe Francis/ Jayde Nicole attack video has finally made it’s way to the net.

Now we know who is telling the truth – and it’s not Joe Francis. Surprise, surprise.

In the video you see Joe Francis walk in the general direction of Jayde, who was at the bar of the crowded club, Guys and Dolls. Once Joe gets within reaching distance of Jayde, she pushes him on the back of the head with one hand while spilling a drink down his back with the other.

Joe then spins around, sees Jayde trying to belly up to the bar to look like she didn’t do it, and viciously, and I mean viciously, grabs her hair and throws her to the ground. Immediately Brody Jenner, Jayde’s boyfriend, and friends go after Joe. The fight is quickly moved outside where Brody ends up being tasered by someone.

Francis has claimed he was “the victim” all along, at one point he said he “may have accidentally grabbed her hair.”

This is Joe telling his side: “Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all. I turned to see who that was, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt.”

Lie, lie, lie, lie, liar! First of all, she didn’t throw the glass at him, you clearly see her put it back on the bar after dumping it. Secondly, There was no accidental anything about the way he grabbed her hair. That was a moment of rage.

Pretty much everyone in the situation is in the wrong. Yes, Jayde should never have done what she did, that was just plain stupid. She should know that Joe is hopped up on blow a lot and could have the tendency to snap at a moment’s notice.

But regardless of what she did, it was absolutely stunning to see a grown man react like that. Maybe a 6-year-old whose sister just spilled milk down his back, but a grown ass man? There’s no man here. Merely an immature little boy living in a man’s body.

Joe’s playboy days are gone. His kingdom is going to crash down on him harder than his comedowns after a 3-day long bender. He is destroying himself. And I say let him.

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Joe Francis beat Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner tased

Super slimy Joe Francis beat the hell out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend, Jayde Nicole last night and Brody Jenner ended up being tased!

Quite a night at Guys & Dolls nightclub!

Jayde and Brody claim that Francis was “relentlessly” hitting on a friend of theirs and Jayde decided to do something about it. So she threw a drink in his face. Not a smart move on her part because that just threw Francis into a rage.

Jayde claims Joe grabbed her by the hair, ripping some of it out, punched her in the face then threw her to the ground. But he wasn’t finished yet. When she was on the ground he kicked the sh*t out of her!

Security ended up breaking up the one-sided “fight” and drug Joe out of the club.On his way out Jayde’s boyfriend, Brody Jenner, followed him out, screaming at him the entire time, obviously wanting a piece of the douchebag. At one point Brody had an opportunity and he took it. He landed a punch right in Joe’s kisser. Then Brody got pulled off Joe and at some point was tased!

Craziness!

So the aftermath of all of this is that Jayde says she is going to press charges. However, I am not sure how possible this is going to be being as she assaulted him first. Yes, throwing a drink on someone IS assault. Yes, I know this from experience. I too, threw my drink on a redneck hillbilly at a bar in my early 20s and was seriously punched in the face afterwards. The police said I really couldn’t do anything about it since I was the first to assault. Have I thrown a drink in anyone’s face since? Nope. I have pretty much been cured of that. I’d be willingly to bet Jayde will be too.

Not that she (or I) deserved it mind you. I still think it is in extremely poor taste for a man to punch a woman, especially in the face with a closed fist. But was it right to throw the drink in the first place? Absolutely not. Let this serve as a lesson ladies, it’s not a smart thing to do.

Mr. Francis is currently on probation if I remember correctly, and I am quite sure this will be a violation. So will be be doing some time for this beat down? Hopefully. I’ll keep you posted.

Watch the video of Jayde talking about the attack here.

[TMZ]

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Brody Jenner and girlfriend Jayde Nicole make their way out of Nobu in West Hollywood.

Why does Brody Jenner annoy the piss out of me? Any guy who molds a reality show after something Paris Hilton has already done and names it “Bromance” is a douchebag in my book.

So why did I decide to post something about this guy? Just to get away from the MJ stuff – and I felt like taking a dump on someone and since there’s no news about Brandon Davis right now, I figured Brody would do.

[Photograph: © David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Because there just isn’t enough shit on television, Brody Jenner is getting his own “reality” show on MTV. Hear that? That was the sound of a million people dry-heaving at once. According to People

Bromance features guy contestants who “will compete… in hopes of joining [Jenner's] entourage. Each episode will feature one “group date” with Jenner and contestants will also get one-on-one time with him.

The contestants will be whittled down in “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies.” Unlucky “bros” will be forced to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet, in their swimsuits, luggage in hand.

“Group date?” “Hot tub?!” “Dripping wet?!!” “Bachelor pad?!!” Jesus, why don’t they just call the show “Who Wants All of Their Buddies Back Home to Call Them a Faggot for the Rest of Their Lives?” At least there’s a little more dignity in that. “Bromance” sounds like it should be part of a personal ad for gays seeking casual sex. Single white male 5′10″ 185 seeks non-smoker male 18-45 for companionship, bromance, and all around good time! Must love gyms, cosmos, and barebacking on meth. Call 555-ANAL and ask for Brody.

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David over at Pretty on the Outside had a little photoshop fun with Brody Jenner after learning about his new, seemingly very gay reality show.

If you haven’t heard about it yet, read about it – in all it’s hot boy glory, HERE.

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“That’s a bold statement for someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”

- Spencer Pratt responds to Bruce Jenner saying he is a bad influence on his son, Brody Jenner

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Britney Spears was in Las Vegas Labor Day weekend to help launch club LAX.

Spears was hanging out with her rumored love interest, Criss Angel. The couple were seen all over Sin City even hitting McDonald’s after partying at LAX. They still insist they are not a couple but onlookers say they were getting pretty hot and heavy while cutting a rug on the dance floor.

Britney had what appeared to be a large diamond ring on her wedding finger. A lot of people are speculating that she may be engaged, but I doubt it’s true. She’ll do anything for attention.

Other celebrities to show up to the LAX grand opening were Nicky Hilton (who looked amazing), Dave Navarro and Nicole Bennett, Wilmer Valderrama, Brody Jenner, DJ AM, boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr., Josh Henderson and plastic surgery nightmare Carrot Top.

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Some tool I’d never heard of named Brody Jenner claims he’s “horrified” by an article about him in this month’s Details magazine. People magazine reports:

In the article, Jenner and his best friend/manager, Spencer Pratt [said] “Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that [shit], bro. You’ll be, like, a [fucking] hero to America.”

However, Jenner says that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about. “I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation,” says Jenner.

“Broad shoulders?” What the fuck do broad shoulders have to do with anything? That’s like saying “I have a giant wiener, and I can handle what’s written about me” or ‘I have rock-hard abs, and I don’t so much “read” as I ‘like to look at the pictures.’” What he meant to say was “I have thick skin,” which would have meant that he was immune to social criticism, which I assume is what he actually meant. Good thing, because this guy makes Kevin Federline look like a fucking Oxford scholar.