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Britney Spears shops at a Target store while being escorted by her two bodyguards and followed by the paparazzi.

Gee, sounds like fun. (No, not making fun of Target, I like Target, bitches.) Having people around you like that, taking pictures of, and seeing every little thing that you buy. What a drag that must be. I can’t even stand shopping with friends usually! I like to concentrate 100% on shopping. No time for silly chit chat. Leave me alone so I can make some killer purchases!

I see Britney still rocks what I like to call the “Britney Bun”. It’s quite an easy hairstyle to copy. Just pull back wet hair loosely, twist into an even looser bun, then sleep on it. The results? Amazing.

[Photograph: James Breeden/ Bret Thompsett, PacificCoastNews.com]

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Britney Spears’ new single, “3″ makes it’s radio debut Tuesday.

Britney Spears’ song “3″ debuts on New York’s Z100 Tuesday morning, and as soon as we can get our hands on it, we’ll post it.

But for now, here is the cover art for Britney Spears’ “3″.

Get the lyrics after the cut.

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin’

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it’s alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are – you in
Livin’ in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are – you in
I am countin’!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin’

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don’t see the harm
So are you game?

Lets’ make a team
Make ‘em say my name
Lovin’ the extreme
Now are you game?

Are – you in
Livin’ in sin is the new thing
Are – you in
I am countin’!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin’ meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
You and me…
Or three….
Or four….
On the floor

Lyrics from BreatheHeavy.com

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Britney Spears hits her local ‘Ralphs’ supermarket to load up on a basket of groceries.

Britney, who performed Wednesday night at Staples Center, was escorted by her bodyguard and employees of the store.

[Photograph: Sam Sharma/ Nathanael Jones]

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Three generations of the Spears family enjoy some quality time together by the pool.

Parents Lynne and Jamie Spears hung out with daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn, Britney’s sons Sean Preston, who is almost 4, Jayden James, who is almost 3, and Jamie Lynn’s daughter Maddie Briann, 1.

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Britney Spears takes her sons Jayden and Sean to see the Broadway musical “The Little Mermaid”.

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Britney Letterman Video 8/18/2009

Britney Spears did the Top 10 List on David Letterman, August 18, 2009.

“If Britney Were President.”

Britney wore a black bikini with a red rose in her hair and sat on a desk as she read the Top 10 list off. You have to admit, she looked pretty good..

Here’s the list:

10. I’d be the first President to wear eyeshadow since Nixon

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo

8. Free pie for everybody

7. My situation room would be a cabana in the Palm resort in Las Vegas

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance, “Circus Fantasy”

5. Every Presidential news conference would feature costume changes

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me

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Britney Spears continues to show us how hot she is in this blindingly bright pink bikini. She and a friend got some R&R in  the pool. Two ladies, in bikinis, splashing around in the pool. Daddy is really loosening that leash, isn’t he? And I thank him for it I can’t imagine being one of the guys hanging out by the pool that afternoon.

But Brit, you don’t need the hat. Or, really, the bikini.

Photos by Fame Pictures

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Britney Spears and her teeny pink bikini relax by the pool at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Ray.

Britney’s body can be bangin’, but that hair! That hair will never get past the half-assed elastic band thing on top of her head!

[Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com]

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This chick is everywhere. Britney Spears clearly wants us to know she’s back. Hot damn, she is. She may be wobbly in those death-shoes on her feet, but she still looks a hell of a lot better than K-Fed, whose ass is getting fatter by the day.

I hear her father is requesting that the court review the conservatorship, which means they have the chance to dismiss it altogether. I don’t know if that’s good or not: daddy has clearly done Britney a world of good. Hopefully she’ll continue to work it either way.

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Britney Spears Circus Tour Footage.

The first legal live video from Britney Spears’ Circus Live 2009 tour. Exclusive full performance of the song “Circus” in HD.

I loved the “ringleader” jacket she has on when she is lowered on stage! Why did she take it off so soon? She obviously had a hand in that sequined bra and panty outfit she wears, because it’s just like the one she wore during her dreaded “comeback” performance a couple years ago. The one she insisted on wearing despite her people telling her otherwise.. At least if she was going to take the jacket off she could have waited toward the end of the song.

The show is definitely eye-candy, but that’s about it. Pre-recorded music doesn’t excite me much.

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A longtime reader of Celebrity Smack has a darling 10-year-old son named Christian who absolutely ADORES Britney Spears.

The little cutie has been making collages of Brit since he was about 5-years-old. Santa knows Britney is his idol, and brings him things like Britney tour buses and dolls. (Santa is so sweet!)

Sadly, Christian has a serious heart condition and has been through a lot. The Make-A-Wish foundation met with him earlier this year and asked him what his ultimate wish would be. Of course he answered, meeting Britney.

So the foundation has been trying to make this happen, but eventually Britney’s people told them that she will not be doing ANY wishes – indefinitely. Wow.

So little Christian will be picked up in a limousine in Los Angeles Saturday morning and will get to see all of Hollywood, minus Britney. Meanwhile, Britney is currently in L.A. but will be too busy shopping for useless crap, and doing what superstars do, to meet with a sick child for a few minutes.

Have fun Britney. And Christian, I would suggest taking your limo down to Robertson Blvd. You might just find Britney there doing a whole lot of nothing.

[Photos: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com]

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The final missing bit is back in place. Britney Spears is blonde again. You’ll notice if you raise your eyes up from her nearly-exposed tit. She was spotted going into a club to party with no other than Lindsay Lohan. Am I the only one who  thinks Lindsay is the last person Britney needs to be with, especially in a club?

Not that I think they’d make a dull pair. Quite the opposite. I’d even be willing to invite Sam Ronson if it meant being alone with them. In a room that preferably contains a bed.