Spicy Briefs

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

I am doing a ‘briefs’ post today because, damn! News is bor-ring and slow these past couple of days.

Here are a bunch of stories that I could care less about but should probably include here because I guess they’re relevant..

• Clay Aiken is a daddy. His son, Parker Foster Aiken, was born at 8:08 A.M. this morning in North Carolina.
  The mother is Clay’s best friend, Jaymes Foster, a producer who has worked on some of his albums.The two met while Clay was on American Idol.
  Their baby boy is said to be smiling already and has dark hair.

• Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck bought a super expensive house. With a second baby on the way I guess the couple’s old, shabby mansion wouldn’t do. So they have upgraded to a $16 million dollar home in the Brentwood area. The home supposedly sits on an acre and has seven bedrooms and bathrooms! It also has six fireplaces and a three-car garage. Ha! I have a four car garage, bitches! Heh.

• Nikki Blonsky’s dad, Carl, will remain in jail in the Bahamas until August 19th. The judge in Providenciales Magistrates’ Court just ruled that he will have to wait until then for bail. Carl tried to convince the courts that he needed to head back to the states due to a kidney problem but the judge wasn’t hearing it. Carl’s victim, model Bianca Golden’s mother Eleine, is still hospitalized in Miami. Damn, he must have really beat the hell out of her. If that’s the case, his old ass deserves to stay put. Period.

• Boring singer, Jewel, got married to her boyfriend of ten years, rodeo champion Ty Murray. The couple eloped in the Bahamas on Thursday night at The Cove Atlantis. Jewel’s publicist stated, “She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat. The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon.”