Bret Michael’s Wig is on the Loose!

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Who knew Bret Michael’s wig had a mind of it’s own!?

Apparently it has, and it’s on the run, disguising itself for fear of being returned to Michael’s head!

It even has it’s own website, BretsWig.com.

If you see the wig, stay calm, contact your local authorities and grab a pair of scissors for protection!

Bret’s wig sightings:

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Bret Michaels, Celebrity Hairstyles, Funny, Funny Shit, Hair, Rock of Love

Bret Michael’s Wig is on the Loose!

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Who knew Bret Michael’s wig had a mind of it’s own!?

Apparently it has, and it’s on the run, disguising itself for fear of being returned to Michael’s head!

It even has it’s own website, BretsWig.com.

If you see the wig, stay calm, contact your local authorities and grab a pair of scissors for protection!

Bret’s wig sightings:

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Bret Michaels, Celebrity Hairstyles, Funny, Funny Shit, Hair, Rock of Love

Bret Michaels is Full of It

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And when I say ‘it’ I mean semen.

This guy is such an attention whore! He will say just about anything for publicity or to promote his upcoming reality show, Rock of Love Bus. Let’s just call it the Bang Bus!

This time Bret Michaels tells People magazine that he is still “in love” with Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2.

“I still love her.  I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great.”

Whoa, back up.  Bret loves his Ambre?  Since when?  Oh, whoops, I’m sorry, I guess that was his dick talking..!  My bad!

“The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music.  I have great relationships. But the women I date don’t realize that I spend between 6 and 8 months of my life on the road — touring or traveling or seeing family with my daughters.”

Ok, fine.  Then why the hell do you keep having these lame reality shows?  Oh yeah, because #1: His band sucks.  #2: He can score lots o’ trim. #3: He can score lots o’ trim.

But Bret keeps up the facade, pretending to be love starved.  He thinks his next reality show could possibly find him ‘the one,’ being as the girls will learn what it’s like to live with him on the road.

“Wait till they travel on a bus and are living in and out of a suitcase under the bay of the hotel,” he says. “You know they’re going to show up here with 14 suitcases when you can fit about one. I have two pairs of jeans … You learn to live like that. It’s a whole different life.”

Bret adds that he never leads the girls on or toys with their affections.  He only wants ‘the meat’ of the relationship.  Heh.

“I’m pretty honest with the girls.  I tell them, ‘Look, we’re dating. There’s no white picket fence.’ It’s not like all of a sudden the show’s over and the next day we’re married and that kind of thing.”

As for getting married, does he think it will happen someday?

“I don’t know,” he says. “I never really thought about it.”


Bret Michaels is Back for More with Another Rock of Love!

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After two failed seasons of finding ‘true love’ and sorting through a mess of crazy bitches, Bret Michaels and VH1 are ready for yet another season of Rock of Love.

Over at VH1’s blog they are announcing that Bret and Ambre are over, as if they were actually ever a serious couple to begin with!

The new show will be called Rock of Love Bus and will air in early 2009. The new batch of reality show groupies will go on the road and across the country for a month with Bret in his tour bus.

Jeff Olde, VH1’s Executive Vice President said, “Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we’ll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus.”

From VH1:

This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!

Or same old shit if you ask me! But yes, I eat it up for dinner. Yes, I do.

Published on July 16th, 2008 in Bret Michaels, Reality TV Shows, Reality TV Stars, Rock of Love

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Bret Michaels

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“I’m a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at the bar, I will protect you.”

Bret Michaels, on what his hair says about him to a woman.

Published on June 20th, 2008 in Bret Michaels, Celebrity Hairstyles, Celebrity Quotes, Hair

Bret Michaels on ‘The View’

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Elisabeth wants him!

The interview:

Bret Performs:


George Clooney and Sarah Larson Watched ‘Rock of Love’

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I do hate to admit that reality shows are one of my guilty pleasures.

Rock of Love with Bret Michaels is one of my favorites although I don’t say that with pride. So when I heard that George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson watched it as well I was a little surprised.

Sarah told Harper’s Bazaar, “We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated. And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Larson was once on a reality show herself, NBC’s Fear Factor. She says that if George would have been a reality star when she met him he wouldn’t have had a shot. (Duh.)

“If George had been on a reality show, I don’t think I’d have talked to him. It would have been like, ‘That’s nice.’ But after a little consideration she adds, “I don’t know. He still wants to date me, and I ate a scorpion.”


Brett Michaels: Still No Rock of Love in His Life?

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After the finale of Rock of Love 2 Sunday night we are all left to wonder: Did Bret Michaels truly find his ‘Rock of Love‘ this season?

Last years winner Jess didn’t have a connection whatsoever with Bret and it was revealed at the reunion show that the two never saw one another after taping ended. Was it the same with Ambre?

The Associated Press interviewed Bret and asked him these things as well as a few other interesting tidbits about the show and himself. And yes, they talk about the hair!! Check out the interview along with my translations of what Bret is really saying. Heh.

AP: Is this just a show for entertainment, or did you really go into this thinking that you were going to find true love?

Michaels: I said this from day one: I went into this to have fun and maybe find someone to like. True love is not going to be found instantly on a TV show. That is only for scripted shows. Scripted reality, they give someone a show. It is the reason “Rock of Love” has been the No. 1 show. It has been kept as real as possible. Anyone thinking they are going into a TV show finding love, they might find someone that they like and eventually learn to like them more. I think finding true love, I never went in with that intent.

(Spicy’s translation: No. Just hoping for a little publicity, a couple BJs and maybe a good lay.)

AP: Did you find true love this time?

Michaels: I found someone who is really nice and cool and gets rock ‘n’ roll. We can see where it goes from here.

(Spicy’s translation: No true love, but I am gittin’ some..)

AP: Do you feel that doing a reality show hurts your credibility as a rocker?

Michaels: I am a rock star/musician who has had, with a lot hard work, a continuous and long career with or without reality TV. When I went in and they came after me when I was going to do “Rock of Love,” they gave me this novelty concept. They were trying to go back to ‘86. I lived ‘86. I loved ‘86, but I live in 2006/2007. I love my spandex and cowboy boots from ‘87. I thought it was fantastic. (But) I didn’t want my show to be a novelty. I have generations of fans. I think the show has been a plus for this reason: it has exposed my solo act. It has exposed that this is really me.

(Spicy’s translation: Nope, because I haven’t been a recognized as a credible rocker in twenty years.)

AP: What are the most important lessons you learned from being in a house with a bunch of women?

Michaels: One good lesson that I have learned is patience. Even if you are not listening, act like you are listening. Even if you are in the background watching ESPN, listen or pretend to be listening. If you are going to use the same nice charm and jokes, try not to take three women on a date at the same time so that each of them does not know you’re using it.

(Spicy’s translation: Lie your ass off.)

AP: Isn’t it every man’s dream to date three women at once?

Michaels: The date is the dream because it looks good for your image. However, saying lines while the other ones can hear it and then turning to another and saying the same line is not a smart move.

(Spicy’s translation: Yes, but not on this show.)

AP: Did you get overwhelmed dating three women at once?

Michaels: No, I was thinking it was actually awesome. It is a lot like the tour bus. It is like backstage. I had years to prepare me for the show.

(Spicy’s translation: I want everyone to know I still have a tour bus and groupies backstage!!)

AP: On the first season, you picked Jess. The relationship did not work out. What went wrong?

Michaels: No one explains to you in the world of reality TV that when you are done, you spend five or six months a part. This is told to you at the end of the show. You get done — there are months where you can’t be traveling and doing stuff (together) because they don’t want anyone to take a picture of you. If I get out at LAX, they have the TMZ people there. If someone gets a picture of you on vacation together with a cell phone, it’s over.

(Spicy’s translation: Helloooo TMZ, are you reading this? You can catch me at LAX!)

AP: Did you have a conversation with Jess about breaking up?

Michaels: When she came back from the show, she was cold as ice and angry. I put her on the spot. I said, “Listen, if it is for show, why would I be inviting you to dinner?” At the reunion, they never showed this, but I said, “How long have you been with your boyfriend?” Her boyfriend and her sell shirts in Chicago. Maybe you should ask her who is for show. I thought she was a pretty girl and intelligent and funny. All the other girls told me she has a boyfriend who sells shirts in Chicago and that was the shirt she was wearing the whole show.

(Spicy’s translation: I’m good at twisting things.)

AP: How difficult is it to find out the truth about these women?

Michaels: Therein is the challenge — getting to the bottom of what the truth is. You know if anyone goes on a date it is the face of a stranger. The true colors (eventually) come out. I am what I am. I tell them, “I play flag football with my friends on the weekends. I like to race motorbikes. I have muscle cars.” I am not saying change is bad. You can look and see what I have been doing for the last 20 years.

(Spicy’s translation: Me, me, me….!!)

AP: Will there be a “Rock of Love 3″?

Michaels: I don’t know … We are looking to do a show called “Bret Michaels Big Rock Road Show” which is just rockers gone wild on the road. I never say never. Right now I am not mentally there. I am having fun doing it and I am thankful to the fans that made the show number one. The girls made the show great.

(Spicy’s translation: As soon as possible.)

AP: What are you hiding under that bandanna?

Michaels: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they wont film me. They are like, “Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.” It is my signature thing.

(Spicy’s translation: Liver spots.)


Rock of Love 2: The Finale

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Last night was the season finale of Rock of Love 2, did you guess the person that Brett chose?

I didn’t. I thought for sure Brett would be picking the puffy lipped, big-tittied, tattooed rocker slut, Daisy, but instead he went with the control freak, know it all, I-wish-I-was-32 ‘TV Host’, Ambre.

Initially I liked Ambre, but as the competition went on she started to annoy the hell out of me. Even her hair pissed me off.

Ambre felt as though she was better than everyone because she was older and is a fricking television host…whoppee. She couldn’t wait to bring it up in every episode, and point out the fact that Daisy was a stripper. Look at you Ambre, you are SO accomplished. I mean you’re on Rock of Love for Pete’s sake.

Ambre thought she was the alpha bitch of the house and towards the end of the show she turned everything into a confrontation.

And as for her flashing her pantyless crotch the night before elimination (not once but twice), is that what a TV host does, Ambre? Because I thought that’s what strippers did

Not that I cared for Daisy either. Bitch’s face is busted! And that’s after surgery! Daisy is a needy groupie looking to be rescued. That’s about that.

Even though Ambre won, I bet she and Brett aren’t joined at the hip as she had hoped. Sorry about your luck Ambre. You’re just another groupie looking for her 15 minutes of fame on a reality show, television host or not.


Mindless Entertainment and Bret Michaels Sued for Damages to ‘Rock of Love’ Mansion

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Bret Michaels has been added to a lawsuit filed by the owner of the $9M Rock of Love mansion, who is claiming Michaels and Mindless Entertainment Inc. broke their contract.

The VH1 reality show was shot in the mansion last winter and owner Ray Sahranavard says that during that time $380,000 worth of damage was done to his home which is located in Encino, CA.

Sahranavard is also claiming that Mindless Entertainment told him that they purchased an additional $3M in liability insurance in case anything was damaged. The company is refuting those claims.

The alleged damage includes holes in the walls and ceilings, all doors were removed, lawn and outdoor plants had died, and almost the entire inside of the house had been repainted.

Producers tried to talk their way out any responsibility for damages claiming that Bret was not monitored 24/7 and that they have no control of what happened during the times he wasn’t. So basically, they blamed him, leading him to be added to the lawsuit.

The home owner is claiming fraud, negligence and negligent misrepresentation. He is also accusing Michaels of intentional destruction of property.


SNL ‘Rock of Love 2′ Spoof

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Check it out as Bret Michaels and contestants Amber, Peyton, Daisy and Kristy Joe are all mocked in this awesome video that aired on last Saturdays SNL.


‘Rock of Love Season 2′ Promo Trailer

Published on December 28th, 2007 in Bret Michaels, Celebrity Sluts, Reality TV Shows, Reality TV Stars, VH1, Videos