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You probably did too.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are over, through, kaput.

If you recall, just last week their faces were splashed over all the gossip rags with hints of blessed babies and marvelous marriage.

I knew better. I said let’s wait and see if they make it until next month first. And did they? Hell no! They barely made it a week after the mags hit the shelves!

Rumor has it that Mayer was the one to do the breaking up. Duh.

Is Aniston just totally desperate, or what? Geeze, she must have real self confidence problems because desperateness seeps from her pores! And as they say, if you can’t love yourself, who can love you?

And as for John, it’s simply the thrill of the hunt.

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So the dreamy couple ended up not being so dreamy, eh?

Kate Hudson, 29, and Lance Armstrong, 36, are already through, after three short months together.

A source told People magazine, “There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things. There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Something must have happened while the couple attended the three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio last weekend, because that’s where they decided to call it off.

Too bad they brought the kids into it so soon. I dunno, but if you’re bouncing around from person to person you might want to hold off a good six months before introducing your entire fricking family to them. Dontcha think?

I am going to go out on a limb here and predict a Kate Hudson/John Mayer hookup sometime in the near future… just you wait!  Heh.

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Surprise, surprise…not really.

The Bachelor’s Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad’s career.

Heh.

I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne’s relationship was going nowhere.

He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!

Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Neither would elaborate.

Bye-bye, Monkey!

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Howard Stern revealed on his show that he is great friends with Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman and says he’s really bummed by their sudden split.

Stern told his listeners that he was set to go on vacation with the funny couple this week, but the couple obviously canceled out.

The shock jock says that Kimmel wrote to him and explained,

“Jimmy e-mailed me and said they were going through some tough times. I was so upset I had to go take a walk.”

Stern added that Kimmel told him that the break-up was mutual but that he feels like he “lost his best friend”.

I love Jimmy and Sarah together too! I’m kinda bummed as well. They just seemed like a compatible, crazy couple who liked to have a good time. Bum deal..

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After 5+ years together Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are calling it quits.

“Jimmy and Sarah are no longer dating and will have no further comment,” said the couple’s spokespersons collectively.

Sarah once said of her boyfriend jokingly, “I’m Jewish, but I wear this Saint Christopher medal sometimes; my boyfriend is Catholic, but you know… it was cute the way he gave it to me. He said if it doesn’t burn a hole through my skin it will protect me.”

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I’m not sure I believe this one. At least I don’t think it led to the absolute demise of George Clooney and Sarah Larsen’s relationship, but then again, who knows.

Sources are saying that one of the reasons that the couple broke up is because George didn’t like Sarah’s new boobs!

The former cocktail server had them done in May despite Clooney expressing he wished she didn’t.

“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” a source told In Touch Weekly.

As for the breakup, Larsen never saw it coming.

“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”

Apparently Sarah loves her new boobies and is hoping to pose for Playboy (of course) now that she is single and trying to claw her sorry ass to the top . . or even the bottom rung.

A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”

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Sarah at the Palms Saturday, 5/31

George Clooney, who has sworn he will never marry again, broke off his romance to Sarah Larson with a swift kick to her ass - so to speak.

Larson is reportedly shocked and devastated at the sudden breakup. She’s moved back to Las Vegas, where she lived before her whirlwind romance with Clooney.

Larson boldly stepped back into the public eye last Saturday at the Palms Place Hotel & Spa’s grand opening party - the same casino she worked in only a year ago.

She had been living with Clooney, who when he decided it was over pulled the rug from under her feet, moving out of his own home until she had gathered her things and left. I always figured he’d be a dick like that. He’s George Clooney!

One of Sarah’s friend’s dished, “She’s totally heartbroken and doesn’t deserve this. It came out of nowhere. They had made all these plans.”

I guess we’ll see how strong Larson is, and if she can manage to pull a Kim Kardashian and achieve fame by association.

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We knew it wouldn’t last because George Clooney isn’t exactly the marrying kind.

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Clooney, 47, dumped his girlfriend of the past year, Sarah Larson, 29.

A friend of Sarah’s dished that the actor moved out of his home temporarily to allow Sarah to gather her belongings and hoof it outta there.

A source said, “George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Clooney’s publicist won’t comment on the matter.. but what is there to doubt?

Ooohh! I wonder when her book will be out! Dish it girl…dish it!!