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Amy Winehouse spent her weekend frolicking in the woods with friends in nothing but her bra and denim shorts, sorta like a real-life Snow White, if Snow White was an undead corpse who escaped from the Daisy Duke section of Auschwitz. The Daily Mail says

The Rehab singer, who shocked onlookers with her emaciated frame, was spotted cuddling up to Sadie Frost’s sometime boyfriend Kristian Marr while soaking up the sunshine in a park behind a recording studio in Henley, Oxfordshire.

From the picture above, she also appears to have mastered the finer points of the Irish jig. Hop-hop back, hop back, two-three-four and bow!

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There’s no denying it now — those Miley Cyrus MySpace pics that made the rounds on Monday are 100% real. But don’t think her publicist is going to be owning up to it anytime soon when there’s still a chance the public will buy the whole “imposter” theory. You know, like Miley has an evil twin intent on destroying her good name so she can bring down the Bradys and have Tad all to herself once and for all. According to NBC daytime, shit like that happens all the time. The AP reports

Less-than-wholesome photos of a girl bearing a close resemblance to the 15-year-old superstar are making the rounds on the Internet. [Photos] shows the Cyrus look-alike tugging at her white tank top to reveal a green bra [and] bare midriff while draped over a young male. This isn’t the first time risque photos of someone resembling Cyrus have circulated online.

The actress-singer’s publicists Jill Fritzo and Meghan Prophet didn’t return messages from The Associated Press seeking comment.

Fact: the girl in the photo above is wearing the same bra, nail polish, necklace, and bracelets that Miley was photographed wearing on March 19th, so either there’s a wormhole to a parallel dimension hidden somewhere in L.A., or else Disney and Dateline NBC are collaborating to make you a television star.

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I’m pretty sure the only companies who crank out more sluts than the Disney Corporation these days are Vivid Entertainment and The Emperor’s Club. All Mickey Mouse is missing now is a gold cane and a fedora with one of those big long feathers.

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I remember a time when Heather Graham was showing off her huge bush in movies, now all she’s doing is showing off her huge tits in a stupid see-through shirt with a bra on in an outfit that reminds me of the flea market in 1992.

If you don’t understand that reference, you obviously didn’t work at the same flea market as me, where I was forced to help some asshole set-up his booth selling army surplus shit and I’d get paid 50 dollars a day. His booth was positioned between a crazy hippie bitch who sold those weird asian pictures of waterfalls that light up and the closest thing to the local sex shop at a time before sex shops.

This booth was designed for biker wives and truck driving wives and pretty much any bitch who looked like Christina Aguilera with her fake tits, fake hair and pounds of make-up. Most of them were either strippers who shouldn’t be strippers if they were in the city but since it was all they knew they were allowed to work and the ones who weren’t strippers just looked like they were.

Either way, they’d load up on the dumbest shit that I never found hot because of the girls who were wearing it. I’m talking spandex pants that looked like jeans and jeans that were so tight they’d have zippers down the seam around the ankle so the bitch could fit her feet through. They had cut off shorts and panty hose and the original g-string, they had american flag bikinis and bodysuit tops that snapped in the crotch so that they looked tight as fuck on their flappy chain smoking bodies. They had sheer, they had mesh, they had leather and they always had a fucking line-up like it was a motorcycle convention and they were in line to meet Ozzy Osborne or AC/DC whoever the fuck these trashy bitches get soft-ons for.

I guess it doesn’t really matter, what does is that Heather Graham is leaving some G-Star fashion show because G-Star is a second rate brand and Heather Graham is a second rate celebrity in some 1992 second rate stripper outfit and I still think it’s worth posting, but that’s just because she’s standing all crooked and that makes me think she’s drunk enough to stuff into my drunk and drive her home to meet my rubber vagina collection..not that I have a car, but you get what I am saying…..a little too well….and that’s why I am scared of you.

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Here are some pictures of Tyra and the girls of Lezebel together hating men. I guess that’s what happens when a man breaks your heart or cheats on you or touches you inappropriately leaving you to fend for yourself in this cold scary man’s world until meeting other girls who were also fucked over by men to create a community with and change the way the world works.

I’m talking equal pay as men, equal opportunity as men all while hating men. Burn your bra because men don’t wear bras and do it for Tyra, the queen lesbian using her authority to trick vulnerable women to her bed by putting blinders over their eyes and those blinders are a bullshit cause like women’s rights.

If she was a man and not just the size of a man, using his authority, let’s say a school teacher, rallying with the hot students to lower tuition or something all in hopes of lowering their naked bodies onto his dick, he’d get arrested, meanwhile lesbian Tyra gets more TV show deals, more money and more desperate women throwing their panties her way.

I guess that’s just the kind of double standard that men hating women want and that would make me want to start men’s rights group but I never really cared about fair since my life has always been pretty shitty and unfair, I’m used to it.

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I am sick as fuck with some kind of flu and spend that last 3 nights curled up in a ball trying to break the fucking fever. My brain is fucked and just posting this is painful enough for me. But I guess I have no choice but to do it, so if it sucks harder than I usually do, blame my flu.

I have been avoiding Britney Spears stories as much as I can because everyone is playing her out with all her emotional issues, mental issues, baby issues and her ex-husband issues and I really don’t give a fuck about any of that. What I do give a fuck about is seeing her living out this wreck of a life in as little clothes as possible because that’s kinda what I am into. I don’t care if a bitch is crazy or not, I just care whether she’s naked or not. So I’ve decided to end the Britney boycott and bring the goods because she’s making all the right moves as far as I’m concerned.

Here are pictures of Britney in a bra and I figure that’s newsworthy enough to post because I pride myself on bringing really newsworthy stories by always posting irrelevant shit and Britney is usually never wearing a bra and usually shows off her saggy tits with her nipples aiming to the ground so this could be the beginning of the end with some kind of reformed Britney by putting her bra back on….next thing you know she’ll be in the park playing with her babies like a normal family and that’s where all the fun ends for us.s

BONUS - Britney Flashing Her Tits at the Dance Studio in Some Stalker Video

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I guess when you get old and your tits get bigger along with the rest of you, it’s hard to feel sexy, especially when you haven’t been in a movie or TV show that anyone has cared about since the one show you luckily landed and that wasn’t expected to be a hit was cancelled. So the natural thing to do is draw attention to yourself by wearing a see-through shirt, but not going all the way because you know that your nipples aim to the ground ever since your baby sucked them dry.

I never cared much for Courtney Cox, but I do have a thing with older sluts over compensating because they are more comfortable in their sexuality than younger bitches and are trying to keep up. I’ve always been drawn to the middle aged chick in the corner of the bar rockin a cleavage shirt and hard nipples you only get from breast feeding and that usually leads to pretty amazing times, just as long as you bring the lube for their menopausal vaginas.

I don’t know where I am going with this, so I’ll just stop now.

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Her name is Selita Ebanks and she’s one of the less popular Victoria’s Secret angels. I’ve never really heard of her but then again my wife doesn’t get the catalog because she’s too damn fat to rock any of their goods and that’s why I hate fucking her.

Here she is hosting some event opening of some Fight Week. I guess some of these Victoria’s Secret models take on shitty jobs hosting parties and opening of events because it helps pay the bills or some shit, and it reminds me of this time I met a hot chick who told me she was a model then a week later rolled through some convention randomly and she was handing out condoms, and a few months later saw the same girl handing out Toilet Paper samples at the Grocery Store because I guess editorial work wasn’t too fruitful, but the convenience of her new job was that if she wanted fruit, she just had to roll a couple aisles over.

Either way, Selita is lookin good in a see through shirt and we can see her bra, something you’d think wouldn’t be too exciting on some bitch who is always in lingerie, but as a pervert, I take what I can get as often as I can get it and rarely get bored, even when shit’s been played the fuck out and she’s not showing nipple or shoving things in her ass on all fours.

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Nothing says wholesome like seeing a pregnant chick rockin’ a see through dress when she’s ready to drop, other than ready to drop porn with internal cumshots because let’s face it, if a bitch is knocked up she’s already had a full medical and doesn’t have AIDS and can’t get pregnant a second time when she’s already packing a baby in her uterus….

Christina Aguilera is out with her pet monkey she let knock her up like she was lonely in the jungle or at the zoo, lookin’ for a good time and the only pussy around that won’t say no is living in the tree you’re sleeping under. Unfortunately, Christina Aguilera’s monkey isn’t the kind that leaves you coming home with AIDS or Ebola shitting your eyeballs out, but instead is the kind who has way too much money that no pussy can say no to, because women fuck wallets and not good looks, but that’s only because their pussies are shaped like an ATM machine that you can swipe your hard card through.

I had an experience with my own kind of Monkey this past weekend, I was drunk in a bar and this little gangster was standing behind me. I got pushed into him by the bouncer and told him to fuck off and dude reacted badly. He started screaming and pushing at me and even punched me in the back of the head. When I turned around to see what was going on, dude was having a fucking freak out. He was screaming at me and started throwing hundred dollar bills at me because he wanted to see it rain on them hoes, but unfortunately that money could have been better spent on real hoes because there was no way I was putting out. Little jiggy started acting out his hip hop video because of his identity crisis of being an obvious adopted by a rich white family black dude trying to find his black roots whose only tie to being black was the same as other rich white kids, which was rap videos. I left when he started to take off his lame bling while throwing punches in the air like Mike Tyson before a fight, but before he did I asked the bouncer if they always let their monkeys run loose in the bar…..

I’m not racist, I just call it how I see it, but this story will probably offend you, so to calm yourself down look at Christina and remember when she was dirty in a good way, and not in a pregnant damaged goods with baggage way. Cuddles.

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Amy Winehouse was seen at 6 am walking the streets barefoot in her bra lookin’ like she just woke up for an refreshing good night’s sleep and I think she’s lookin’ pretty hot, but I also think a plastic bag of ground beef is hot, that’s just because I live with a wife who is about as sexy as the shit she leaves smeared on our toilet seat, which is actually a lot hotter than it sounds, but still leaves me impotent.

The reality is that I am a monogamous masturbater. That pretty much means that when I used to jerk off I would only do it to the same girl over and over again, like we were in some kind of relationship she never knew about. If I wasn’t impotent, Amy Winehouse would be that girl but that’s just because I have a thing for skinny girls who are down and out and on the verge of death because I know that if she knew someone was jerking off to her, maybe she’d feel a little better about themselves and wouldn’t overdose. I am a hero like that.

Just remember if you see a girl on the street lookin’ like this, don’t run away, she’s already half naked and she’s probably easy pickings so you won’t have to cry to your friends about never getting laid. She’s also probably too busy self destructing to be high maintenance or demanding on you, you know asking why you never call or why you don’t want her meeting your friends. She’d pretty much be a dream girlfriend.

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Here are some pictures of Paris, Nicole and Paris’ sister no one cares about out for lunch together like this was 4 years ago. There was a time when these girls felt like they were on top of the world. They had their TV show and everyone was making a big deal about them. Now one of them is pregnant and the other is serial slut who no one will ever love because they just turn to her for bad sex and money and no one really gives a fuck about them, they’re washed up has beens, but the problem is that they haven’t been replaced and I’m excited for when they are because I need some new blood because it’s come to a point where thinking about either of them sexually is like thinking of your grandmother taking it up the ass, which is a good time, but still smells like shit….and not just any shit…old person shit.

It’s funny what a couple of years does to a person, it’s like riding high one day and in the gutter the next, that’s why I like to stay in the gutter because I don’t think I could handle that kind of disappointment. I guess what it comes down to is that everything always comes around full-circle and nothing in life is permanent, except maybe for AIDS.

I know whenever I see girls from my past I try to get them to show me their vaginas because it’s unnatural for a girl I’ve seen naked to be in my presence and not willing to get naked. If they don’t feel comfortable doing it, then I just keep on walkin’ like they are dead to me. The last time it happened, I ran into a girl i banged years ago on the street with her husband and kids and I said hi, moved in and said, so you gonna show me your pussy or what, I wanna see how it’s aged and she grabbed her kid and stormed off.

Either way, there was a time when these girls loved each other, then hated each other and now they are having lunch together while Stavros is out fuckin Mary Kate Olsen. I guess the rich kid drama will always go on and I feel like I’m watching a Cheers reunion special and Nicole Richie’s playing Norm. I wonder if Cheers jokes work, but I haven’t watched TV since their last episode, so it’s the only reunion special joke I’m packin’ and you’ve probably never seen an episode. I guess I really fucked this one up. It happens pretty much every post.

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Here are some pictures of that troll Hayden Panettiere in a see-through shirt. At first I thought she was rockin’ a training bra but then I realized that her arms and shoulders are so big she’s actually stacked, and ready to wrestle. It’s like that time I was getting with a girl and she pulled out a 5 inch long dildo to use on herself and shit put my dick to shame, I just couldn’t compete so I went to the kitchen and emotionally ate all her food while she finished herself off. That may not be saying much about me, but it’s saying something similar to why skinny girls like fucking fat guys because it makes them feel skinny or why average girls hang with fat ugly chicks because it makes them seem hot, I am sure there are better examples of this but I’m too lazy to think. Fuck you.

Either way, this is barely a see through, so if you’re lovin’ it not only are you weird because it’s Hayden Panettiere and she’s not hot even for a live-action cartoon character, but also because that kind of delusion is what leads rapists to rape, you know the whole “she was wearing a short skirt and was asking for it, no means yes” rational. Someone should report you, unfortunately, I’m not that guy. I’m too lazy to worry about your problems.