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Here’s Lara Flynn Boyle leaving Mr. Chow Saturday night, and here’s Kathy Bates getting ready to take a sledgehammer to Santino Corleone’s ankles in the movie “Misery.” Bizarre parallel universe on a twenty-year time delay? Perhaps. Plastic surgery gone horribly wrong? More like it.

Paging Dr. Serrano:

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Here’s Lara Flynn Boyle leaving Mr. Chow Saturday night, and here’s Kathy Bates getting ready to take a sledgehammer to Santino Corleone’s ankles in the movie “Misery.” Bizarre parallel universe on a twenty-year time delay? Perhaps. Plastic surgery gone horribly wrong? More like it.

Paging Dr. Serrano:

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Later this month, Jessica Simpson will head to Washington, DC, to speak with lawmakers about Operation Smile, an organization that provides surgery for children with facial abnormalities. She decided to follow Angelina Jolie’s footsteps after she visited Africa last year as a guest of a charity group. A source close to the organization says:

“She’s in the phase of her life now where she wants to use her celebrity for good. She’s flying in on her own dime. This is her Angelina moment.”

There’s no need to go to Africa to see people with facial abnormalities because Hollywood is full of them. I’m going to create an organization that prevents celebrities from using botox and look like freakin’ inflatable dolls.

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Janice Dickinson has enough botox in her lips to feed an entire army of bimbos. I’m sure that mouth could suck up an entire country. [Goldenfiddle]

Have you ever seen a woman flying with her legs wide open before? Neither did I, but that’s hot. [The Bastardly]

Why the hell is Caprice Bourret wearing a dress when promoting her lingerie line? That’s nonsense. [Hollywoodtuna]