Source: yeeeah.com
It’s just a fact that Victoria Beckham is a huge liar with an eating disorder and big fake tits. Like those years she swore that she’d never had a boob job — her breasts just magically blossomed after she lost thirty pounds and her hair started falling out. Britain’s The People reported in 2005:
Victoria Beckham has sensationally admitted to lying about her controversial boob op. Posh had repeatedly denied in public that she’d had breast implants. She even went to great lengths to deny the claim in a TV programme shown to millions of viewers. But her legal team now admit this was a fib.
So she finally admitted a couple of years ago that they were technically implants, but now she’s claiming the implants are so small they hardly even count. Ahem. According to London’s The Sun:
Victoria Beckham stole the show at last week’s Spice Girls press conference with [the] incredible cleavage… spilling out of her tiny corset. But the star reckons she doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. Victoria told Bizarre: “Everyone keeps going on about my [tits] - but they’re only a 32B.”
Sure they are. Those tits are roughly the circumference of your whole fucking head, but they’re just a “B cup.” Come on. This mammiferous old crone goes tottering around with her cantaloupe-sized boobs hanging out of every last outfit she owns, so it’s not like we haven’t gotten a good look at them before. Besides, I’m pretty sure doctors won’t even bother with implants that tiny. The only thing B cups are good for is pointing at and laughing at and asking “So where exactly do you keep your penis?” and “Who told you ‘masectomy’ was a good look for you?” and “God must really hate you.” I know because my dad spent most of my childhood telling me that. Also, black people can smell fear and most mimes are psychopath rapists. He’s a podiatrist, so it’s obviously true. Everybody knows that doctors aren’t allowed to lie!
