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This blind item comes from Crazy Days & Nights, where an anonymous entertainment lawyer spits out Hollywood’s dirty little secrets without naming names.

Here is today’s item that will keep you guessing..

This aging, but not old, former B-list television actress from a very hit television show, and sometime film actress in some very forgettable films, is someone with B+ name recognition and a career that has had lots of stops and starts.

One thing has been holding her back for years. She thought she found a way to solve the problem but it didn’t work. She has always had an alcohol problem but now she has discovered a new best friend called meth.

Her habit has gotten so bad that she cannot always wait for her dealer to come to her. Several times she has had to actually go out in her very conspicuous car and go make buys herself.

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How about a couple election day blind items just for fun? Who do you think these stars are? Any guesses?

From Blind Gossip:

Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front? When special accommodations were not made for her, she stormed off in a huff, presumably to another polling place where people would acknowledge her superiority and personally escort her past the unwashed masses into a voting booth big enough to accommodate her inflated ego.

Could it be Paris Hilton?

From Crazy Days & Nights:

A list actress. Hell, she isn’t just an actress, she is also a producer and a very successful one at that. About three months ago our actress was in downtown LA and was headed for dinner. She saw a family that was huddled about 50 feet from the restaurant. Obviously homeless, the dad had a sign while the mom watched their two children. Our actress could have just gone into her dinner, but, instead walked over to the family and started asking them about their life. It was during this that one of her dinner companions also showed up at the restaurant. Through no fault of their own this family was stuck. This actress could have walked away, but instead she canceled her dinner plans, got the family to a hotel and got them some food. Over the course of the next week she found them a place to live, hired the husband for her company, helped the mom get the kids in school and found a job for the mom as well.

I am going with Drew Barrymore, I love her!

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Before his big break, this black male celebrity was an escort and serviced some of wealthiest women on the East Coast. When he first got into the entertainment industry, he came with a “conquest” list and he has since checked off every woman on that list… Women continue to swoon over him and he’s made good investments over the years. Not only is he sexy but he’s also rich. - PR

Which TV star is having an affair behind his girlfriend’s back? The high-profile man in question is constantly bombarding his new love with raunchy texts. - Mirror

Which boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet? - NYP

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From Page Six:

WHICH society type who’s taking a walk on the lesbian side should be more careful with her extracurricular activities? She’s been taping pornos with her new lover “for fun”…

WHICH morning show gabber needs to get help for her plastic surgery addiction? Her latest cosmetic procedure has left her looking “perfectly porcine” - a look her powerful husband seems to love.

WHICH hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture in his bedroom? He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies for future replays.

WHICH high-profile restaurateur has been introducing top models and ex-beauty queens to billionaire playboys? The wealthy bachelors will get a chance to express their gratitude when the restaurateur asks them to invest in his business.

WHICH closeted actor who once dated an actress “beat the hell out of her,” according to her friend?

From Crazy Days & Nights:

It has been about six months give or a take a month or two that I had a blind which talked about a marriage that had ended almost as soon as it began. It involved a female lead from a hit network. So, I’m sure one of you mater sleuths will find the item.

Anyway, I always was under the impression that they broke up because he is a loser, and she finally caught on to that fact. Well, he is a loser, but what he managed to do in the very short time they were together is burn through almost every dollar she has earned for the last three years and her earnings for the foreseeable future. Turns out that besides his horrendous business sense, that he is also a huge gambler and was signing marker after marker in Vegas based solely on his wife’s income.

Our actress has so little money right now that the only way she can afford to drive a car is because the dealer is giving her one for free for promotional purposes and her agent bought her another.

(The popular guesses for this one are Kate Walsh & Ellen Pompeo..)

From The Mirror:

Which celeb pair snuck off to the toilets during the GQ awards do for a cheeky shag?

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Of all the blind items I have heard, this one might prove to be the most disturbing.

From Page Six:

“Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut..â€?

Ok, so I am trying to come up with some good guesses here. It looks like the key words are ‘heartthrob’ and ‘hunk’. So it’s obviously a sexy, sought after actor. Here are some possibilities…

Christian Bale, Eddie Murphy, Ed Norton, Brandon Frasier, Mike Myers, James Franco and Vin Diesel.

I am going with one of the latter two. They are the only two who are really considered to be ‘hunky’ out of the bunch. I would like to say Eddie Murphy because I can’t stand the smug assh*le, but he isn’t exactly considered a ‘heartthrob’, unless you ask the trannys he employs..

My question is, why isn’t the victim coming out with this information? Damn, people like Mr. Rapist need to be outed for the sick f*cks that they are! I would have been running to the doctor after the attack and having that bitch’s sperm saved for DNA evidence.

People like this deserve to be ruined!

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Some juicy blind items! We haven’t done these in awhile, and they are so much fun!

From the New York Post:

• Which star of a new TV hit has Hollywood scrambling to the pharmacy? He’s spreading herpes around town like wildfire.

• Which gorgeous socialite has a secret side to her sex life? While she’s often on the arm of a guy at social functions, we hear she prefers to go home with a lady . .

• Which hit TV show’s cast members are as bad in real life as the characters in the plotline? At a recent party, two of the hot actors held up the bathroom line while cutting their own lines in the stalls.

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Ted Casablanca:

One Special Scratch-’n’-Sniff Blind Vice

Break out your umbrellas and stay out of the splash zone, Super Duper Cooper strikes again. Our sexed-out insiders are spilling about some other naughty boudoir behavior SDC has been up to besides becoming an Olympian at preorgasmic water sports, ugh.

Supes seems to like his female fans almost as much as he likes his steamy Hollywood girlfriends, and he treats both varieties of vixens with about the same amount of respect. The well-liked lothario scoops up the gals and spits ‘em back out just as quickly, especially the ones who accidentally get knocked up ’cause of his encounters. Guy’s a low-down dawg, though his puppy puss makes him seem so much more innocent. Mr. Duper Cooper even marks his territory like man’s best four-legged pal: He’s been known to have his adoring fans line up against a wall, drop trou and go to town sniffing their derrieres like they were at the Laurel Canyon pooch park. Sounds kinda hot, but kinda gross. Don’t think this was just hazing for entry into the fan club—Cooper’s famous ex-flame was also privy to this way-too-personal inspection.

A bit too absurd for your prude tastes in titillation? We’re more confused than disgusted, since SDC also likes to throw on some gay porn while bedding his beauties. In fact, our too-close-for-comfort sources swear Duper’s desktop screensaver is none other than the male member, in its full pixilated ‘n’ engorged glory. Is this dude bisexual, or trying to cover up all the oft-blogged-about gay rumors by romancing so many willing ladies? Either way, he needs to be put on a leash before we turn back around to liking this lush lad.

And it ain’t Pete Wentz, Chase Crawford, or Tom Brady

Crazy Days & Nights:

Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price.

Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30’s to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her celebrity husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public.

Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress’ husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn’t it.

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Blind item from today’s NY Post:

Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying .

Yikes Eva, FOUR days? That’s pretty major. Just goes to show that [almost] everyone is Hollywood is a coke-head.  Even the squeaky clean ones.

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From NYDailyNews:

Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and “escape.”

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From Crazy Days & Nights:

• You definitely go to rehab when your addiction costs you your baby.

• On Friday night this star pro football player was not recognized by any of the women he was hitting on, and so on Saturday night he brought a stack of trading cards and offered to autograph them for women when he gave them one. This time it worked and he got some action. Too bad he left his wife home. I’m sure she would have understood. OK, OK, he is a quarterback. That is all you are getting.

• You would think after the 2nd or 3rd abortion he has paid for, this B+/A- cable television actor would stop using the line that he is sterile to women just so he doesn’t have to use a condom.

From Page Six:

• Which former teen television star was too blitzed to hold it in and peed his pants at The House of Hennessy inside Tao in Scottsdale over Super Bowl weekend?

• Which small screen starlet can’t seem to get her fill of trees? The romantically challenged actress was uncharacteristically tuckered out when she showed up to a recent red carpet event absolutely reeking of marijuana.

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From Gatecrasher:

• Which reality-show clogged network had to change its casting procedures after a racist internal policy was leaked? Producers had an informal ban on considering cast members who were “too black.”  They claimed it was because darker skin tones were hard to pick up on camera.

From Page Six:

• Which beautiful movie star/model of a certain age is dating a married man? She conveniently showed up to the Self magazine/Origins “Green” party at the Sundance Film Festival just moments before her rock star guitar-playing boyfriend did?

• Which daytime gabber should be nicer to her staffers? She snipes at them all day long, particularly if they bring her the coffee she endorses — she prefers Starbucks

• Which celebrity publicist has her hands all over one of her clients, a married hip-hop star?

• Which MTV Programming Exec couldn’t get an on-camera hostess to bed him in Sundance, and turned nasty when he was turned down? The MTV lackey tried to work his charms at private mansion The Green Door when the carpet-interviewing gal passed on a trip upstairs with the surly suit. He was adamant about the mistake she was making, telling her how important he was.  “Google me,” he fired at her before turning red-faced on his heels.

From Crazy Days & Nights:

• This is an A-list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A-list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences.

• He is an A-list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.

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There are some good ones this week!

From Crazy Days & Nights:

* During a required physical last week this singer indicated she is HIV+. If you follow the partners and they were not safe, this could lead to some incredible revelations during the next year.

* But how do you really know that this male B list film star is really gay?” Answer- “Because he spent a great deal of time on his knees proving it to me.”

From PageSix.com:

* Which former madam is a raging meth-head? The leading procurer for rich billionaires takes drugs daily and is becoming increasingly erratic, pals say

* Which wild child daughter of an Internet billionaire has major problems? The lady-loving gal has been to rehab twice and still doesn’t show any sign of slowing down

* Which married director is not so discreet about his affair with a hot young Australian starlet? His wife of 30 years has no clue — but she’s got to be used to it by now.