Barney Used as a Torture Device

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Forget community service and hefty fines, the most effective way to rehabilitate those pesky teens who disturb the peace by cranking tunes, is to force them to listen to Barney at full volume.

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Published on November 26th, 2008 in Bizarre, Funny, Funny Shit

Pregnant Man is Pregnant Again

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The world’s first pregnant man is pregnant once again! Thomas Beatie, a transgender, gave birth to a healthy baby girl last June and now he and wife Nancy are doing it again.

Beatie is currently in his first trimester and says he did not go back on male hormones after the birth of his daughter so that he and his wife might have another child.

“I feel good,” he said. “I had my checkups with my hormone level, as far as the HCG. And everything is right on track.”

Baby #2 is due June 12th.

Watch “What Is a Man, What Is a Woman? Journey of a Pregnant Man” Friday at 10 p.m.

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Published on November 13th, 2008 in Barbara Walters, Bizarre, Pregnancy

Julia Hudson: “Now I’m the Prettiest One”

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How creepy is this…TMZ visited Julia Hudson’s MySpace page and reported something that I think is a little chilling.

Under one of the photos of her mother, brother and herself, she wrote the caption,

“NOW THAT JASON’S GONE I’M THE PRETTIEST ONE”

Zoiks!

Ok, so did a chill just go up your back? It did mine! It sounds like something out of a horror movie, not something a sister would say after half her family had been murdered! WTF!

Is she not all there…or is she seriously that vain? Is she loving the attention she is getting now? Does she liked being talked about? I know people all handle tragedy and death differently, but this is not a normal reaction.

[TMZ]

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Published on November 7th, 2008 in Bizarre, Celebrity Siblings, Celebrity Tragedy, Jennifer Hudson, WTF, tragedy

Steve Guttenberg Jogs Through Central Park With His Penis Exposed

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Ok, joke or no joke, this is FOUL. Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy, Dancing with the Stars) is caught on film running through Central Park with no pants on.

With his penis dangling and hopping around as he jogs and stretches, Guttenberg puts a show on for cameras. I’m sure this is some kind of sick prank, a desperate and disgusting cry for attention, but damn, no one wants to see that crap.

At the end of the video Gutenberg tells the cameraman, “I just run, I run every day. I got to get going. I actually have a meeting.”

A meeting with ‘Sick Bastards With No Careers Anonymous’, perhaps?

Aren’t people who do this sort of thing arrested and charged as sexual predators for indecent liberties?

[HP]

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Published on November 5th, 2008 in All Washed Up, Bizarre, Steve Guttenberg, That's Gross, WTF

Ashley Todd: Victim of Politics or Media Whore?

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By now I am sure you have heard about the young woman who claims she was attacked at an ATM machine by a man who was angered by the McCain bumper sticker on her car.

The story, according to police, has many inconsistencies, and has changed over the past couple of days.

Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, claims that a black man (of course) dressed all in black, attacked her at the bank, robbed her of $60, knocked her to the ground, sexually assaulted her and carved a (backwards) ‘B’ on her face.

Police spokeswoman, Diane Richard explained,

“She further stated that the male approached her from the back again and hit her in the back of her head with an object, she doesn’t know what the object was, causing her to fall to the ground where he continued to punch her and kick her and threaten to ‘teach her a lesson’ for being a McCain supporter,” Richard said.

“She also indicated she was sexually assaulted as well. She indicated that when he had her on the ground he put his hand up her blouse and started fondling her. But other than that, she says she doesn’t remember anything else. So we’re adding a sexual assault to this as well.”

Richard added that Todd refused medical attention at the time, claiming she would get to it later.

Police have issued Todd a polygraph test and it’s results have not yet been made public.

I, personally, think this woman is full of it. She wanted a little attention, and boy, did she get it. The story just doesn’t add up to me.

The backwards ‘B’ for example, makes no sense. Her attacker would have to be in a pretty bizarre position to carve it in her face that way, don’t you think? And it was such a nice B! Usually people struggle like crazy when someone is forcibly holding them down, if her story were true, that B would have been a sloppy, scratched up mess!

I hate to be so skeptical against someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted and attacked, but you know what? There are some crazy ass bitches out there. And I would only hope that the ones who falsely cry rape and such get what they deserve, because it just makes it that much harder to try the true cases.

What do you think? Is Ashley Todd a media whore - or a true victim?

The outcome of this story will certainly be interesting, one way or another.

UPDATE:

Yup. My gut instincts were right.

Ms. Todd is now admitting that she made up the entire story, and says that she “may have” carved the ‘B’ onto her own face while in her car..but she doesn’t remember.

Riiiiight.

Sadly, she has a history of mental problems but is still being charged with making a false report to police.

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Published on October 24th, 2008 in Bizarre, Controversy, Political, Political Crap, WTF

Beyonce Comes Up With a Ridiculous Alter Ego

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I swear, celebrities never cease to amaze me.

Beyonce, whose name is a household word, thinks that she needs to create an alter ego. And that alter ego’s name is ‘Sasha Fierce‘.

She explains,

“I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am. Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

Do you like Beyonce’s new nickname? If not, what do you think her alter ego name should be?

[MSNBC]

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Published on October 23rd, 2008 in Beyonce, Bizarre

Swimming With Death

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Hollywood’ Roosevelt Hotel is known for catering to the stars.

Marilyn Monroe lived at the hotel for two years after her career took off, and the 1st annual Academy Awards took place there in 1929.

These days celebrities still flock to the landmark. Whether enjoying lavish pool parties or filming a movie, everyone has been there at one time or another.

That’s why it was so surprising when the New York Post blew the lid on a hotel secret.

If the story holds true, hotel staff decided against draining the pool after a young man was found dead in it.

At 4:30 a.m. Monday Oct. 13, Jordan Nagler, 30, a Rockville Centre, LI, native who was the executive director of International Student Exchange in Babylon, was found dead in the hotel’s Tropicana Bar pool.

After discovering and removing the body, staff had a meeting to discuss the unfortunate incident. It all came down to one single question.

Drain or not to drain.

They decided on not draining the pool. The reason? Apparently there was enough chlorine in the water to kill all bacteria. After the decision, staff was supposedly told to keep quiet for fear of the story getting out.

So one week later, while Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Eve, Kevin Connolly, Stacy Keibler, Justin Long, Sarah Chalke, Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks (just to name a few) enjoyed the famous pool, they were swimming in the dead man’s water.

So what does Thompson Hotel (owner of the Roosevelt) have to say about the situation?

Stephen Brandman, chief operating officer, says first of all, the rumors about staff being told to be quiet about the pool situation are not true.

As for the pool water he stated, “Somebody did die, but we don’t think anything awkward or bizarre occurred. He had a heart attack.”

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Published on October 22nd, 2008 in Bizarre, Lindsay Lohan, That's Gross, WTF

Insert Blonde Joke Here.

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A Bridgeport, Connecticut woman, sued L’Oreal Inc. claiming the blonde hair dye she had purchased was instead brown, causing her platinum locks to be dyed brunette.

This, of course, left the bimbo, Ms. Charlotte Feeney, so “traumatized” that it caused her to need anti-depressants.

Yes, really.

Not only that, she claims she was so distraught that she suffered from headaches and anxiety as well. But wait, we’re not done here. Heh.

She added that she so dearly missed “the attention that blondes receive” that she wouldn’t leave her house - and when she did, she would wear a hat in order to hide her gruesome self from the public.

Fortunately a Superior Court judge sided with L’Oreal (who disputed the claims) and dismissed her 2005 lawsuit Monday. The woman had insufficient evidence that the company had in fact made a mistake.

If something like this is truly that traumatic for this woman, imagine if something really bad happened to her. What if she came down with a skin disorder or was burned in a fire?

Buck up, blondie. You most certainly have harder times ahead.

[AP]

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Published on October 9th, 2008 in Bizarre, Dumb Bitches, Hair, Lawsuits, WTF

Absolut Vodka and Paper Magazine’s Fashion Explosion Party

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Miss J. Alexander ain’t got nothing on Andre’ J!

I’m having a hard time deciding who the hottest bitch at the party was..

I think I’m going with Aubrey O’Day’s dog.

Heh.

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Published on October 7th, 2008 in Amanda Lepore, Andre J, Aubrey O'Day, Bizarre, Gay, Party Time

O.J. Simpson is a Prankster

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Today’s Big Thing

This is so disturbing.

The last thing anyone wants is O.J. Simpson pulling a prank on them.  How terrifying!



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Published on October 6th, 2008 in Assholes, Bizarre, O.J. Simpson, Videos, WTF

WTF of the Day: “My Fake Baby”

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Women all over Britain are becoming mothers to newborn infants - except their babies aren’t real, they’re “reborns”.

A woman is making and selling dolls that look identical to a real baby and people are buying them in droves, looking to fulfill their maternal instincts.

Whether it be those who cannot conceive, those who have suffered the loss of a young child or those who simply want to experience motherhood, these babies are the perfect replacement to the real thing.

The dolls have beating hearts, soft skin and lifelike veins.

A documentary about the babies and the women who own them aired in the UK originally and last night in the US on BBC America - which I missed, dammit.

Did anyone catch this? I am totally hoping for it to air again. I love twisted sh*t like this..

[LD]

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Published on October 2nd, 2008 in Bizarre, Celebrity Quotes, Celebrity Sex, Off Topic, Videos, WTF

Jessica Alba’s Second Kinky Ad for ‘Declare Yourself’: Is It Too Much?

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Ok.  You guys tell me what you think about these Declare Yourself ads with Jessica Alba.

This is the second in a series of the risque ads featuring Alba in what could be considered S&M attire.

The ads are meant to persuade people to vote - but some think they are crossing the line.

Personally I think the ads are so over the top that the point is pretty much lost. I mean, I am no prude, (by any stretch of the imagination!)  but geeze, don’t you think the ads hint at sexual deviance against one’s will - a.k.a. rape?

Alba tied up, naked and crying…I mean, wtf?! It’s just not appropriate, or necessary.

I wonder what the centers for battered women think about this..

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Published on October 2nd, 2008 in Bizarre, Celebrity Advertisements, Jessica Alba, WTF, advertisements