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Phoebe Price celebrates her birthday at STK with Daniel DiCrisco, Mary Carey and Bobby Trendy.

Who knows how many candles were on the cake. At one time Wikipedia claimed she was born in 1979, but I know that can’t be! Price is another one of those women who’ve had so much plastic surgery you cannot discern an age.

Phoebe wasn’t quite as creepy looking back in 2002:

(Ok, so she is a little creepy in the 3rd pic..)

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We haven’t seen little baby Dannielynn Birkhead around lately, but lo’ and behold, on her 3rd birthday daddy has a magazine photo shoot all lined up!

“Happy birthday, Dannielynn! Now put this outfit on and do this… Ok, good, now put this one on and smile big for the cameras! Good girl! You’re doing great!”

Why does that freak me out just a little? She is being treated as a child star, and we all know what they grow up to be like. Not to mention that she has her mother’s addictive genes. I don’t think it would too bold for me to say that this girl had better have an amazing support system if she is going to get through her teen years and not become a junkie like her mom. But hey, if Frances Bean Cobain can do it, maybe Dannielynn has a shot too. Let’s just hope daddy is a super-daddy, because she is going to need it.

I want to like Larry Birkhead but I don’t trust him. In these pics he looks so posed – with a plastic smile. Another thing is that he seems to be smothering Dannielynn in a multitude of the shots. His arms tightly around her as if to say, “She’s MINE!” Body language says a lot.

See the rest of the pics and read Ok! magazine’s interview with Larry HERE.

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Madonna and her babies.

Boyfriend Jesus Luz, adopted children David Banda & Mercy, and daughter Lourdes go for a boat ride in Portofino, Italy on the singer’s 51st birthday (August 16th).

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“Gossip Girl” star Taylor Momsen celebrates her sweet 36th 16th birthday by performing with her band The Pretty Reckless at the Hiro Ballroom and then blowing out the candles on her “emo” birthday cake.

The cake is super rad, but please, she is 16!? She looks like a younger Courtney Love.

Call me old fashioned, but where are her parents? Television star or not, she has on a see-through dress and more makeup than a drag queen. (no offense to the queens!)

If she looks like this now, what the hell is she going to look like at 25? Wow, just wow..

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Samantha Ronson bought on-again off-again girlfriend Lindsay Lohan a basket full of sex toys for her 23rd birthday.

For her July 2nd birthday, the actress was surprised with a huge basket plumb stuffed with a wide variety of pleasure toys that Ronson had selected herself.

Lindsay was tickled pink (or about to be) when she saw her gift.

A source told the National Enquirer (yeah, I know): “Samantha presented her with a gift guaranteed to create lots of buzz. A big, brightly gift-wrapped basket of sex toys selected by herself. She spent hours shopping Hollywood’s erotic emporiums for the items.”

After receiving the gift the couple went back to Lindsay’s pad to celebrate her birthday – and presumably test out her new battery operated gifts.

The two ladies apparently like to shop at the Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood late at night and find things to try out.

Now that you have heard all that, enjoy your lunch! Heh.

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Lindsay Lohan leaves Andy Lecompte Salon in West Hollywood following a spray tan on the eve of her birthday party.

Wow, she actually looks CLEAN for once!

I hope her sinuses are ready for what’s about to come their way!

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Lindsay Lohan shed some tears last night as paparazzi serenaded her with “Happy Birthday”.

As she was leaving Bardot lounge, where she had been celebrating her birthday with brother Michael (driving) and a group of friends, Lindsay’s reaction was captured byt the photographers as they sang to her for her birthday. Actually, it was an attempt to keep her there as long as they could so they could get more shots of her, you know, totally insincere and phony, but hey, it was enough to move Lohan.

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Allegra Versace celebrates her 23rd birthda at the Gramercy Park Hotel in New York.

Allegra celebrated with her mother, Donatella Versace, Rihanna, Rupert Everett and other celebs.

Thought to be severely anorexic at one point, she rarely makes public appearances. However, Allegra looks to be slightly healthier than she has in the past. Her head and feet still look huge compared to the rest of her body though.

Rihanna looks smoking hot as usual. With those white gloves she looks like she’s ready to do the white-glove test. Any takers?

And Donatella has her usual “my face just got hit by a train” look. But that’s permanent unfortunately.

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After an extremely long day of performing on Good Morning America, promoting her new album and lighting the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree, Britney was ready to unwind and celebrate her 27th birthday.

She celebrated her biggest birthday yet at Club Tenjune in New York.

Brit wore a posh low-cut pewter colored cocktail dress, but struggled to keep her bosom in check. The singer was frequently adjusting straps and tugging at the dress to keep the “twins” covered.

But still, a nipple did manage to slip out.

Britney’s funbags have minds of their own – and ‘lefty’ decided to catch a glimpse of all the excitement at one point.

Despite the wardrobe malfunction, Britney looked damn good. She ditched her usual ratty extensions and opted for a swept up hairstyle which framed her face and accented her flawless makeup.

See the nip slip below.

Below: Britney warms up in a winter coat at the Christmas tree lighting.

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Miley Cyrus celebrated her sweet sixteen backstage at the America Music Awards yesterday.

Her dad Billy Ray and mom Leticia were by her side as the young star was presented a cake by Jordin Sparks, Julianne Hough, and Ashley Tisdale.

Cyrus was given the sizable three-tier cake before her AMA performance.

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And I’m sure she still managed to make it all about her..

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You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday.

Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys!

It’s said to be an “open dormitory type of setting” where he will be in contact with other adults.

Nick is to be released in October.

Make like McD’s and get serving, bitch!