Celebrity Quote of the Day - Tara Reid

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“I’ve been a media target for years now. It does hurt my feelings, but what can I do? I have to move on. They are my battle wounds.”

- Tara Reid when asked about her botched surgeries and her bikini body.

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Published on October 20th, 2008 in Celebs in Bikinis, Tara Reid, That's Gross, Weird Bodyparts, bikinis

Nicolette Sheridan Rocks a Bikini on Malibu, 10/5

Published on October 6th, 2008 in Celebs in Bikinis, Nicolette Sheridan, bikinis

Will the Real Kelly Ripa Bellybutton Please Stand Up

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Kelly Ripa’s bellybutton has seen more covers than most supermodels but even it is not above a little photoshopping.

Ok, a lot.

Kelly graces the cover of Shape magazine for the second time this year in it’s November issue.

Ripa, who has long joked about her “outtie” bellybutton, has had her navel airbrushed on every single cover.  Shape decided to completely change it and Fitness simply ‘beautified’ it.

The real deal:

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Jennifer Aniston and Her Green Bikini Enjoy Mexico

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Although she is almost 40-years-old, Jennifer Aniston can still rock it in a teeny weeny green bikini.

Jen’s been enjoying lots of time in Mexico since splitting with John Mayer. And good for her! Who can blame a girl. She’s been working her tush off for the past year and deserves some down time.

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Published on September 29th, 2008 in Celebs in Bikinis, Jennifer Aniston, Sexy Bitches, bikinis

Sophie Monk is the Girl Next Door

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Sophie Monk, that little minx, does she know what she is doing to the boys?

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Published on September 12th, 2008 in Celebs in Bikinis, Hotties, Sexy, Sophie Monk, bikinis

It Must Be the End of Summer..

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Because Star magazine has graced their cover, once again, with the Best & Worst beach bodies!

Haven’t they already done this 2 or 3 times this summer? I guess it’s better than another ‘Britney Got Her Body Back/Britney’s Getting Fat Again’ cover.

Can you guess which bodies were Hot and which were Not?

I tell you what would be really fun! Getting pics of all the fat asses who work at Star magazine in their bikinis and Speedos. I promise you, it would not be a pretty picture..

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Published on August 27th, 2008 in Celebrity Weight, Celebs in Bikinis, Magazine Covers, bikinis, weight

Anna Kournikova for Maxim September 2008

Published on August 20th, 2008 in Anna Kournikova, Celebs in Bikinis, Photo Shoots, Sexy, Sexy Bitches, bikinis

Britney’s New Body, My Ass, Part II.

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The tabloids are, once again, saying Britney has a new body.

You may recall back in April, Star magazine claimed that Britney Spears had lost 20 pounds, got rid of her cellulite and was looking fab in her yellow bikini.

But she didn’t look any different to me!

Well, now it’s OK! magazine who must be hurtin’ for a good cover story because once again, it’s all about Britney’s weight.


Hoopz on the October 2008 ‘Pretty Young Things’ Issue of King Magazine

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I really do love Hoopz (VH1’s Flavor of Love & I Love Money) and I’m not hatin’, but this cover is eerily reminiscent of that nasty ass goatse pic!

What can I say? It is!

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Who Owns It?

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Jim Carrey turned heads as he wore girlfriend Jenny McCarthy’s sexy swimsuit while taking a walk on Malibu Beach on the Fourth of July.

Published on July 7th, 2008 in Funny, Funny Shit, Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey, WTF, bikinis

Karolina Kurkova is Fat?

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You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?