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Bail Ling photographed while shopping in Manhattan.

She’s always dresses in something eye catching, colorful or revealing. Sometimes a nipple pops out, sometimes it’s meant to be exposed. One thing is certain, this girl loves attention. Ling stars in the film, “Beautiful Life,” where she plays a kind-hearted stripper. The film is based on the award-winning play, Jersey City, by Wendy Hammond.

People call Ling crazy, batty, a little off-beat, but she says she “comes from the moon.” She spent time in a mental hospital before becoming an actress but insists, “I’m not crazy. I’m not really in reality. I’m in my own universe and my mind is a million miles somewhere else.”

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I always say a day without Bai Ling’s cam whoriness is almost like a day without a police officer dropping by a Dunkin Donuts.  What scares me the most however, is how can someone with a face like hers have a belly button like that.  Someone needs to grab a paperbag quick to alleviate some of the misery and confusion taking place in my pants.

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Oh this poor girl!  Someone get Bai Ling a Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast platter.  Obviously while she was on her raft in the middle of the ocean all of that shark meat didn’t do her any good.  I don’t think she realizes skinny sexy isn’t equivalent to the freakin’ skeletal system.  At least she looks like she’s enjoying all of this.

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Bai Ling is a total attention whore, we all know that.  We’ve all seen her many, many nip slips.  We’ve also seen her topless in Entourage.  Time to add a few personal pictures to the mix.  Granted these are a bit tame, but it’s only a matter of time until the R rated pictures come out.  We all know the party never ends at the hot tub, it ends when you accidentally shit your pants in the hot tub.

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Attention whore Bai Ling was arrested for shoplifting from an airport gift shop earlier this week. You may remember Bai Ling from such hits as “She Hate Me” and “My Baby’s Daddy” and her signature “injured pelican” moves on the dance floor. What could have led such an obviously talented girl to steal in the first place, you ask? Why, a relationship gone sour, of course. According to People magazine

The 37-year-old former Playmate was arrested Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport after reportedly shoplifting $16 worth of celebrity magazines and batteries from a terminal convenience store. It was an “emotionally crazy” day, she explained to E! News on Thursday. She was coping with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day,” [adding], “Wrong boyfriend.”

It’s a relief to know she wasn’t wrongfully arrested. I just assumed she’d wandered too close to a display stand in the shop and — unbeknownst to her — lanced a couple of magazines and a pack of batteries with those (NSFW) monstrously long nipples of hers. Seriously, she’s like the saber-tooth tiger of nipples. But as Gary Coleman once said, “It’s hard to be a three-inch long nipple in a quarter-inch nipple world.” Side note: that quote also makes for an unforgettable toast at your sister’s wedding. Cheers!

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Dumbass actress Bai Ling got busted for shoplifting 2 magazines and a pack of batteries worth a grand total of $16 at an airport.  Boy, she really stuck it to that shop.  How dare they charge $6 for a back of batteries.  How is Bai Ling supposed to get her rocks off in the airport bathroom when she can’t even afford the batteries for her vibrator?

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Bai Ling was arrested at LAX yesterday for shoplifting two gossip magazines and a pack of batteries.

Police say that Ling walked into one of the terminal stores at approximately 4:30 PM yesterday where she lifted the merchandise. After she left with the $16 worth of stuff, a store employee placed her under citizen’s arrest. Ling reportedly bawled like a baby but was cooperative.

She was taken to the jail in the airport and was booked for theft. She’ll be in court March 5.

What a nutcase! I knew she was batty but wtf was she thinking? Of ALL places to steal something, in an airport?!

Bitch must be broke. She gets D-list roles but tries to live the A-list lifestyle..

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Serial Attention Whore Bai Ling was caught showing off some panty and some meaty nipple in pictures which isn’t a huge surprise because every picture ever taken of this bitch has shots of her nipples or her panties in it. That would be like being shocked that a hooker will actually let you fuck her for money because she has a vagina and historically no amount of money would convince anyone to give you their vagina, that’s only because you were wasting time on the wrong crowd. I have no where to go with this post because let’s face it, there’s nothing inspiring from these pictures but I’ll post it anyway because I’m really not out to impress you.

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I always thought Bai Ling was a clown. She pretty much has no career other than attending events to expose her massive nipples and maybe being in Playboy and a few shitty movies, but now I am happy to see her going back to what she was always destined to be while wearing the stupidest outfit I have probably ever seen. I was wondering whether she showed up to the event in a Volkswagen Bug with 15 of her clown friends and stepped out juggling and doing cartwheels, I guess I will never know since I don’t get invited to all the high profile shit she gets invited to like Jaime Pressly’s Spring/Summer 2008 J’aime Collection…right…

I remember I worked as a clown for about a week. It was one of those things that happens when you have no money and want to get fucked up and decide to randomly apply for jobs to see what comes from it. They expected me to attend events at the mall and birthday parties and other low quality events people hire shitty clowns to attend. I only made it out to one job after the week of training on how to make animals out of balloons in some warehouse, they had an open bar set up and I naturally assumed that those were the benefits of the job since they weren’t offering health insurance and were only paying 10 dollars an hour. I ended up wasted within 20 minutes, grabbing the kids mom’s ass within 30 minutes and throwing up on a kid within the hour. I was fired and never got paid because of damages, but it made for a good sunday afternoon. It is the day of Jesus after all.

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I woke up well rested and feeling like a million bucks today, but that feeling faded away when quickly I realized it was because my alarm didn’t go off and I got to sleep in for once. That feeling was further crushed when I realized that there was no fucking power in my house for some god damned reason, and I couldn’t work, make food, listen to music or basically do fucking anything until it came back on. First guess was that Fatass left without paying the hydro bill for last month, and spent the money at the strippers instead.

Being that I’m a child of the technological age, I can’t do anything without power and nothing I own has batteries. My mother bought me this giant clock for my room because I never show up on time for anything, and its permanently set to 10 because I haven’t bought batteries for it. I also really just don’t give a shit about being late, I’m kinda like fuck you, you know? The whole situation made me realize that I need to at least go out and buy a vibrator or something, because I was bored as fuck. I felt like Abe Lincoln, except without the candlelight and the whole civil was thing or whatever.

I suppose I could have read a book or something, but I’m not Asian or anything, so you can’t expect too much from me intellectually. Here’s Bai Ling. Even though she’s Asian, you can’t expect much from her intellectually either. I, however, am smart enough to know nobody wears those god awful peace sign necklaces anymore.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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My site is running like shit and I really don’t know why. I’d say that it was unfortunate but I think it’s all part of the charm of running a piece of shit. It’s like when you get into one of your friend’s shit box, sure it’d probably be easier to get pussy if you had a Porsche and sure, the Porsche would probably start everytime and the Porsche definitely wouldn’t break down on the fucking Highway everytime you go about 60, but something about it wouldn’t feel right. It’d feel like you didn’t belong in a Porsche, because all your life you were accustomed to taking the fucking bus. Point being that if this site was nice, flashy and worked, I don’t think it would be mine, because nothing in my life is flashy or works, including myself.

Speaking of not working, here are some pictures of Bai Ling’s Nipple Slip because that is pretty much all this bitch does. I’ve never seen her in any movies, on any TV shows, just on red carpets hanging her tit out and in Playboy once….That said, maybe nipple slips are a job because bitch is still getting invited to events where photographers take pictures and care enough to post them on the net and you’re not…