Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge’s Burglar Caught

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The burglar who broke into both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s homes was arrested Thursday morning.

Nicholas Prugo, 18, is accused of both break-ins and has been charged with felony burglary. Prugo and accomplices were spotted on security surveillance cameras at both the Lohan and Patridge residence. So far Prugo is the only one in custody. He is being held on $20,000 bail.

Prugo and his partner, a female, stole a safe from Lindsay Lohan’s home. It was rumored to have had at least one sex tape in it, but nothing has popped up online, so I’m not sure if that’s true. Maybe he still has it? Or sold it? We’ll find out within the year if there was one! Anyhow, they also nabbed shoes, bags and jewelry. You know that was the female’s doing! Hell yeah, that’s what I would be taking, shoes and bags. Heh.

The investigation is ongoing, and I am sure they will have the female under arrest anytime now..

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Published on September 18th, 2009 in Audrina Patridge, Celebrity Homes, Celebrity Victims, Lindsay Lohan

Audrina Patridge First Pitch Dodgers

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Audrina Patridge throws the ceremonial first pitch at Los Angeles Dodgers game with the Arizona Diamondbacks.

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Published on September 1st, 2009 in Audrina Patridge, Sports

Audrina Takes a Big Bite

Source: www.derekhail.com

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The horny smart people at Burger King know what they’re doing. Hell, I want to go get a Carl Jr. burger right now. Actually, scratch that. I want to BE a Carl Jr. burger right now. Well, I want to be the burger that’s in Audrina Patridge’s mouth.

If she spills anything out of that juicy burger onto herself, I’d be happy to lick it up for her. Or eat the burger off her stomach. While she’s still lying there, of course.

Published on June 25th, 2009 in Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge Burns Up Mexico

Source: www.derekhail.com

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Forget Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari: The Hills doesn’t need them! Have Audrina Patridge go play down at the beach (you know those jobs on the show aren’t real anyway), and I might actually tune in every once in a while.

Or at least DVR it so I can get the screen captures later.

Better yet, have a Hills special and send Audrina to the south of France where they sunbathe topless. It’s a crime to cover her girls up.

Published on June 15th, 2009 in Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge: Movin’ On Up

Source: www.derekhail.com

Heidi and Spencer Pratt have been giving NBC hell as celebrity participants on their new realty TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here!’ and have quit and rejoined the cast twice already.  Their erratic, and humorous, behavior has made the network consider replacing them with such people as Heidi’s sister and even Audrina Patridge.

What does Audrina’s agent have to say about this?  Essentially: Hell.  No.

After we got word that NBC’s jungle reality show would be replacing Heidi and Spencer, …we started calling around — and the answer we got from Audrina Patridge’s manager was priceless:

“Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two … she’s a star.”

Yeah, watch out Hollywood.  This week she was seen at the premiere of the Hangover.  Not sure if she was doing a promotional stunt with alcohol, but for this go around they let her stand on a piece of the red carpet and take a picture with a poster of a real celebrity!

So what can we all learn from this?

Spencer just told TMZ, “Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who’s in a movie called ‘Star Trek’ doesn’t make you a star. You’re just a ho.”

In case that didn’t register, he said, “You’re just a ho.” We have to say, not very Christian from a guy who just got baptized by Stephen Baldwin.

And let the fighting begin!

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Published on June 3rd, 2009 in Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge Does L.A. Direct

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In a new interview in L.A. Direct magazine, The Hills star Audrina Patridge, discusses her new found fame and how it has affected her life, which she claims was drama free before becoming famous.

Audrina also talks about her Hills co-stars, her film career and what the future has in store for her.

Did you ever think the show would get so big?

I never imagined it would ever get this big. I moved to LA to do acting and I was going on castings and auditions every day. When I became involved in the show, I just took it for what it was. I thought it would only be for a couple of months. I also thought it would get me ready for movies. It definitely made me become more comfortable in front of the cameras. I’m very fortunate. I’m having a great time with it right now. Our crew is like family and we’ve all become super close. I love it.

Lately, you and Lauren Conrad have been going through some problems, and you recently moved out of the home you shared. Are you still friends?

Yeah, we’re friends. We’re not as close as we used to be, but we are friends.

You’re also seen spending time with Heidi Montag, Lauren’s former best friend on the show. Do you consider yourself equally close to the both of them?

I feel like it’s equal. I talk to Heidi every now and then. All of our lives are so different and busy because we’re all kind of doing our own thing while still filming The Hills. We’ll check in with each other and say ‘hey what’s up? I hope you’re OK.’

How do you handle the paparazzi constantly trailing you?

I try to pretend they’re not there. But for the most part, I mean, that’s their job and you just gotta accept it and smile and wave and go about your own day.

Your love life is a big part of the show. What’s dating like now that you’re famous?

It’s really hard, especially on the show with my relationship. It’s very hard for me to talk about a relationship, and live it out on camera. That’s why I feel like I’m still with Justin [Bobby] because I’ve known him since before I even started the show. When I started dating new guys I didn’t know if I could trust them, and they didn’t really understand my schedule. They took it to heart that I couldn’t always see them or hang out all the time. But with Justin, he understands all of it, and I feel like that’s why we’re together because we have that understanding for each other.

Do you think being on the show brings more drama into your life than if you weren’t on it?

Yes. Just because when I was in high school I never ever had drama at all. I was friends with everyone. I never had enemies, I was friends with every group in school. Once I moved to LA and started the show, I started going through all this catty drama that I wasn’t used to.

How do you stay positive amid all the rumors and gossip revolving around you?

I try not to go on the internet and I try to stay away from the gossipy tabloids and TV shows. I have my friends and my family that keep me grounded. If there’s anything that I really need to know, my family or my team will let me know. My family keeps me strong, but I do have breakdowns every now and then. That’s when I know it’s time to go on vacation and get away.

With all of the ever-present drama, are you ever tempted to leave the show?

It’s something that I’m so used to cause I’ve been doing it for so long. Whenever the show is over it’s gonna be hard to get used to not doing it all the time.

Does it bother you that so many people know personal details about your life?

Kinda because I was a private person. I’ve had to accept that my life’s not private anymore. I have my little hideaways that I go to so I can get away from all the chaos in LA, and get away from all that drama and gossip.

You have a lot of young fans that look up to you. Do you consider yourself a role model?

I do and I try my best to be the best that I can. But I’m not perfect and I do make mistakes. I’m still young and going through experiences that I have to learn from. It’s hard to live your life on TV and constantly get judged for every move you make, and everything you say, and everything you wear. It’s a lot of pressure.

Who do you admire in the business?

I really like Mila Kunis. She’s kind of done everything. She’s done movies, cartoons, TV shows. Mila and James Franco did a spoof of me and Justin, which I thought was really funny. I don’t think of myself as that interesting. I’m so critical of my own self. It’s flattering and it’s fun because I’ll poke fun at myself, too, like the blank stares [laughs]. I don’t take anything too seriously.

What was it like filming your first movie, Into the Blue 2?

I wasn’t really nervous. We all gave each other advice and bonded. It was so different from filming a reality show, but I nailed my scenes and I feel like I did a good job. It was the first movie I’ve ever done so I’ll never forget it.

What are some of your future plans?

I just finished the movie Sorority Row with Carrie Fisher and Rumer Willis. It’s gonna come out next Halloween. Besides filming The Hills, I wanna do more movies and scripted TV shows where I have to memorize lines and really become a character. That’s my goal right now. That’s what I’m focusing on.

Are you happy with your life right now?

I’m really happy with where I am right now. I wouldn’t change anything. I’m doing what I love. I’m finally getting into acting. There are so many different opportunities that are in the talks. I’m really, really busy right now and I love it.

[L.A. Direct]

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Published on December 8th, 2008 in Audrina Patridge, Interviews

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Audrina Patridge Should Exploit Her Rack a Whole Lot More

Source: www.derekhail.com

If Audrina Patridge did the same thing for “The Hills” as she did for Maxim, there would be no reason for guys to not watch the show, and you’d be saving a lot of money too.  I mean, with a rack like that, there’s no need to have such mediocre things as writers, costume designers, et cetera, et cetera.  All you really need is a whole lot of shower scenes, and about 50 gallons of baby oil. Ratings would go through the roof.

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Published on October 13th, 2008 in Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge’s Important Booze Message

Source: www.derekhail.com

Audrina Patridge, like any celebrity with an important message, wants to make sure everyone is aware how important alcohol, in this instance Bombay Sapphire, is to having a successful party.  However, from the looks of her brimming glass, this message is mostly directed towards the ugly drunk whores and the men who are left with little choice but to offer these so-called-women five minute tours of their backseat.

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Where’s the ass Audrina?

Source: www.derekhail.com

So the updating has been pretty sporadic lately, mostly because I’m irresponsable and lazy.  It’s unforgivable, I know but I’ll try to make it up with you people with a load of new bikini pictures today.  I can’t however show you any with Audrina Patridge’s ass.  I think it’s because it was stolen and replaced with a generic “White Girl Ass”.  There will be an investigation, don’t you worry.

Published on July 23rd, 2008 in Audrina Patridge

Audrina teaches us about implants

Source: www.derekhail.com

I think I pretty much rant and rave once a week about Audrina Patridge’s fantastic fake chest, but I think it’s justified.  The doctors really did a fantastic job.  I see so many crappy boobjobs it’s really amazing.  Just think about that douchy guy in your highschool who was always fascinated with breasts.  Well, that same dude is a plastic surgeon and is probably raking in the big bucks.  Your career path ain’t looking so good now is it?

Published on July 16th, 2008 in Audrina Patridge


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