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The always classy 41-year-old Pamela Anderson stepped out in only her underwear this weekend.

Shocking, I know.

And despite being the mother of two boys approaching their teens, this aging sex kitten still likes to flaunt her body everywhere she goes.

Saturday was no exception when she attended an exclusive art gallery event in Miami wearing a mismatched bizarre outfit that included orange and black underwear, a sloppy off-the-shoulder t-shirt, and a sock hat.

…and probably a fat baggie of blow in her Campbell’s soup handbag.

I am going to call Pammy out here. She seemed so concerned last month when she complained about kids teasing her two boys because their mommy is a whore. Well, just look at her now. Just look at how concerned she is!

It sucks to age and lose your looks when that is all you have to offer the world.

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For weeks now, rumors have been flying that the marriage of Katie Price and Peter Andre is in shambles.

The couple have been spending more and more time apart lately. In the past week alone, both have been spotted out at different clubs - on the same evening. Peter even flew to the United States without his wife this week.

Three years after the couple’s elaborate wedding, Price admits that all they do is argue “all the time”.

Lately, Katie has been portraying her alter-ego, Jordan, more often than that of wife and mother, Katie Price.  She’s been hitting the party circuit hard again while dressed in lingerie, and has been seen leaving nightclubs completely trashed.

Peter has never hid the fact that he hates it when Katie abuses drugs and alcohol.

He has said,

“I trust her when she’s sober, but I don’t trust her when she’s drinking. It makes our relationship vulnerable. From the moment she starts drinking I lose her and I won’t get her back until the next morning.”

Or sometimes a few days.

Recently Katie admitted that the couple had gotten into an arguement earlier this month, and that she left their home and did not return for days.

She dished, ”I did walk out on him and we didn’t see or speak to each other for a couple of days.”  However, she was quick to add, “We’re in love for God’s sake. We are not breaking up.”

First off, being gone for a couple days is not a good sign. I don’t care what she says. Peter has always been adamant that his wife not return to her out of control party lifestyle, and that if she did, he wouldn’t care to be a part of it.

Katie had a thing for nose candy back in the day, and has even admitted to lying to Peter about scoring it in the past. This time is probably no different. Coke whores don’t usually disappear for a few days without scoring a few grams of the sh*t..

Peter is going to probably end up leaving her. She treats him like crap. She’s a spoiled, selfish, aging attention seeker who loves no one more than herself.

It won’t be long and she’ll be on her own, with Peter having kicked her to the curb. Then Jordan will bounce back on the scene, being photographed drunk as hell, pantyless and spread eagle while making out with some random chick in the back of a fancy car.

Just you wait.

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You’re not the only one feeling the crunch of the ailing economy.

Paris Hilton, who was once fetching an average of $87,000 per club appearance in London, is as well.

The heiress has been filming her new reality show in London, and during her visit is trying to make a little coin on the side. Too bad nobody wants to pay her outrageous fees anymore.

Paris has been photographed hopping from one hot spot to another during her stay, but rumor has it, only one club has been willing to cough up any cash.

A source told the always accurate (no, really) Daily Mail,

“Paris demanded $62,000 from Paper nightclub. They were prepared to pay, but on the condition that she turn up twice, not go anywhere else before or after that evening, and stay for a minimum of two hours. But she didn’t want to adhere to all the conditions so the club canceled her appearance.

Wow, $62,000 for TWO hours and bitch can’t do it? Then she deserves to make sh*t.

“Whisky Mist also refused to pay. But she went there anyway because there was a chance that she would bump into royalty - and she did in the end. The only club that paid her was Movida, and that was an estimated $30,000. Although it’s a lot of money, to Paris’ people it’s nowhere near as much as she used to be able to command.’

Last week, Paris partied with fellow attention whore, Katie ‘Jordan’ Price at Movida, in the VIP Room, where I am sure they stunk the joint up.

Paris was said to have drank only Fiji bottled water. Yeah right. Bottled water with a little splash of GHB is more like it..

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Just what we need, another Paris Hilton “The world revolves around me” video.

This time, Paris stars in a new video called none other than, “Paris for President”. She sings in it, ugh, and also co-wrote the song.

The video was shot on October 3, 2008 in L.A.

The video premieres Sunday, October 26th at 6pm PST at www.SwagHouseMedia.com.

I’m sure you won’t want to miss it.

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It seems the clown-faced bobsie twins that Hef is getting down with these days have a little bit of a past.

The girls, Karissa (left) and Kristina Shannon (right) seem to have some anger issues. The sisters, both 19, were busted in St. Petersburg, Fla. last January for felony aggravated battery and had to pay restitution to their two victims.

Karissa is the more eviler of the two, also having a misdemeanor battery charge stemming from an incident last year.

Just look at that face - and those brows! (in the mugshot) Bitch looks like a force to be reckoned with.

Hef, you’re slipping buddy. And I bet he knows it too. My guess is the twins, who are probably squealing with joy over the recent publicity they have gotten, will fizzle out faster than they came into the picture.

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag doing what they do best, dishing diarrhea, at Taco Bell’s ‘Reality Check Challenge’ on Global Hunger.

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Paris Hilton just won’t give up on singing - or lame reality shows.

She’s come out with a new single, “My BFF,” which will be the theme song to her new MTV series, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which starts tonight.

The song sucks, just like the show will - and just like Paris does.

Listen to “My BFF” here.

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I don’t understand these dumb bitches.

It is not easy to “accidentally” have your boob pop out of a dress, but somehow dumb bitches all over Hollywood have managed to make it happen. Mischa Barton included.

Mischa is obviously and sadly, seeking some sort of publicity.  And yeah, she’s getting it.

See the real deal after the cut..

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Just when you thought Paris Hilton couldn’t love herself anymore than she already does, she goes ahead and makes a documentary about her life.

The brilliantly named (hardly!), ‘Paris, Not France‘, is supposed to have a sort of ‘Truth or Dare‘ (Madonna’s 1991 revealing documentary) feel to it.

The film features interviews with Hilton’s parents, sister Nicky, publicist Elliott Mintz and various Hollywood bigwigs such as Donald Trump. All singing her praises, I’m sure.

Paris is followed around as she does everyday errands and conducts business.  You see Paris working in Japan, and Paris catching a burger at a drive-thru window…it’s supposed to make you think that Paris is just your everyday average girl-next-door.

In one scene Paris is filmed while in the driver’s seat of her car.  She ponders her life saying,

“People see me as this Barbie with a perfect life.  Maybe that’s what they like.  I don’t know..”

That’s some deep sh*t, there.

Director, Adria Petty, says, “I think she’s talented at being an incredible model.  She’s a very beautiful and intriguing woman and the camera loves her.  In a way that it doesn’t love other people.”

I can already see the spoofs now.

I think she should have just named the movie, “Look at Me,” or “I’m Hot, You’re Not,” or simply, “There’s Actually a Head Attached to This Vagina.”   Yeah, I like that one.

Stumble it!