O.J. Simpson Sentenced to (at Least) 15 Years in Prison

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This creepy murdering bastard is finally going to serve some time in jail - even though it won’t be in the name of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson.

O.J. Simpson was sentenced to at least 15-years in prison today for the armed robbery and kidnapping attempt last year in a Las Vegas hotel room.

He is eligible for parole after 6 years.

Before sentencing Simpson did his best to appear vulnerable and fragile, expressing his remorse and supposedly fighting back tears. He told the court, “I stand here today sorry, somewhat confused. I feel apologetic to people of state of Nevada.”

Of course he does. They have his balls in their hands. As for Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman’s families, no such remorse or apology..

Judge Jackie Glass is my new hero. She’s no paid-off pansy ass judge like Mr. Ito was.

Glass said she was shocked that the former Heisman trophy winner decided to address the court. She added that his incriminating words on tape were more powerful than those he used in the courtroom. She handed him his ass on a platter. She said,

“Everything in this case was on tape. And its your own words, Mr. Simpson, your own words, that that brought you here to this seat in my courtroom. The evidence in this case was overwhelming. You went to the room. You took guns. You used force. You took property, and in this state, that amounts to robbery with the use of a deadly weapon.”

Simpson begged for mercy.

“I didn’t want to steal anything from anybody. I just wanted my personal things. I was stupid. I’m sorry. I didn’t know I was doing anything illegal. I thought I was confronting friends. I thought I was retrieving my things. I didn’t mean to hurt anybody and I didn’t mean to steal anything,” he said.

Simpson’s attorneys plan to appeal the convictions.

Ron Goldman’s father attended the sentencing and afterwards called Simpson a “scumbag”.

That’s a gentle way of putting it.

Buh-bye, bitch!

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Published on December 5th, 2008 in Assholes, Celebrities and the Law, Celebrity Morons, Law, O.J. Simpson, jail

A-Rod Wants His Gristle This Thanksgiving

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Alex Rodriguez will not be spending time with his children this Thansgiving, because he has other priorities in mind. Like hosting a dinner party at his NY condo for Madonna, her manager and her children.

Yes really.

And Dill-Rod’s ex-wife Cynthia is not happy about it either. According to Access Hollywood (via the NYP), Cynthia vented to a friend in an email saying,

“My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna. She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”

The recipient of the email added that Cynthia also described 50-year-old Madonna in “not so nice terms”.

Vadge Hag Madge. Ok, I named her that, but I am sure it was something equivalent!

The Rodriguez children will spend this Turkey Day without a father. Natasha is 4, and little baby Ella, who will be celebrating her first Thanksgiving, is 7 months old.

[photo: NYStadiumInsider.com]

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Published on November 25th, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Assholes, Celebrity Exes, Madonna, exes

Charlie Sheen Exchanges Pregnant Wife for Strippers in Vegas

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Charlie Sheen might have a beautiful wife who is expecting twins, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to get his mack on with strippers and young women in Las Vegas when he feel like cutting loose.

Sheen headed out to the desert playground on October 25th with the intention of having some Vegas style fun. And we all know what that means. Partying with young hotties and getting lapdances…right up this playboy’s dark alley.

Broke Mueller stayed home while her hubby partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman and painted the town red.

Word has it that Brooke wasn’t too happy when she heard about her hubby partying on like he was a single 20-year-old again. The couple was already fighting when Sheen left for Vegas and when he returned things only got worse.

A source told Star magazine,

“He’s still carrying on and boozing…[Brooke] went off the deep end, the fighting picked up right where it left off. She’s expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family. She’s got the trump card, and they both know it.”

You can bet Charlie is on thin ice with his wife of only five months. But really, what is she doing with him in the first place? This guy is trouble and always will be. He’ll never be a family man, his track record has already proven that. So I question Brooke’s motives for even marrying, let alone getting knocked up, by him.

Just what were her intentions? Is she really that dense to think that he would change for her? Or is simply another Hollywood gold digger?

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Published on November 4th, 2008 in Assholes, Charlie Sheen, Pregnancy, Vegas, brooke mueller

O.J. Simpson is a Prankster

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Today’s Big Thing

This is so disturbing.

The last thing anyone wants is O.J. Simpson pulling a prank on them.  How terrifying!



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Published on October 6th, 2008 in Assholes, Bizarre, O.J. Simpson, Videos, WTF

O.J. Simpson Found Guilty on ALL Counts!

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O.J. Simpson was found guilty on all 12 counts for the armed robbery in Las Vegas that took place last year.

Charges included including conspiracy to commit a crime, robbery, assault and kidnapping with a deadly weapon.

He is facing possible life in prison.  Wouldn’t that be a beautiful thing?

From CNN:

Simpson, 61, and his co-defendant Clarence “C.J.” Stewart, 54, were charged with a dozen offenses stemming from the alleged sports memorabilia heist.

Stewart was also found guilty of the same charges as Simpson. Both men will likely spend the rest of their lives in prison.

Simpson arrived at the Clark County Justice Center at around 10:50 p.m. (1:50 a.m. Saturday ET). He told CNN’s Ted Rowlands on the phone before the verdict was read that he was “apprehensive.”

The jury of nine men and three women, none of them African-American, began deliberations Friday after hearing from 22 witnesses over 12 days of testimony. Chief among the witnesses were seven of the nine people inside Room 1203 of the Palace Station Hotel and Casino for the September 13, 2007 confrontation.

The evidence included testimony from the two dealers, four co-defendants who cut plea deals and cooperated with prosecutors and hours of often-profane, crackling, secretly recorded audiotapes.

Haha MFer. It’s about time.

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Published on October 3rd, 2008 in Assholes, Celebrities and the Law, Law, O.J. Simpson, jail

Britney Spears Sex Tape Does Exist

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Britney Spears‘ ex-boyfriend, paparazo Adnan Ghalib, says he owns a sex tape of he and the pop star doing the nasty.

Earlier this year we told you about the alleged video, which shows Britney donning her infamous pink wig while completely naked.

The tape, which was shot in Mexico, reportedly contains two hours of footage including about 20 minutes of actual sex.

Ghalib told Heat,

“There is such a tape. But I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Did he just say “I am not interested in selling out…”?

Hmph. He’s been shopping this tape for months, holding out for the highest bidder. His intentions with Britney were self serving from the start. He’s an assh*le who deserves to have the tape, or preferably somehting much larger, shoved up his ass.

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‘Sex and the City’ Actor is an Animal Abuser

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Joseph Petcka, a small time actor who had bit roles in ‘Sex and the City’ and other TV shows, is on trial for felony animal cruelty after savagely killing his girlfriends cat on March 27th, 2007.

Petcka’s defense is that he killed his girlfriend’s cat, Norman, in self defense. However, those claims were shot down after Lisa Altobelli told the courts her cat had been declawed.

Altobelli, a writer for Sports Illustrated, testified that she had a weird feeling about the relationship between her beloved pet and her boyfriend at the time.

She explained that one day she came home to her apartment and found her cat soaking wet and in shock. Norman wanted nothing to do with Petcka and seemed afraid of him.

“He was hissing. Obviously, that was a huge red flag.”

On the night of Norman’s death, Altobelli says that the couple got into an argument after Petcka had been drinking heavily.  He told her, “You love that cat more than me!”  Shortly after she went to bed.  She recalled hearing Petcka calling sweetly to the feline, “Norman… Norman…”

Next thing she remembers is being woken up by Petcka who grabed her neck and kneed her in the side.  He told her that Norman had attacked him.  She grabbed her purse and ran from her apartment screaming for him to leave or she would call the cops.

He left, but when she returned home she found Norman, beaten to death. “He was dead,” she said. “I put my hand there. He was cold and stiff.”

When she called and confronted him he simply hung up on her.

The cat reportedly died “extensive beating that caused broken ribs and massive internal injuries,” according to the ASPCA official who will be testifying against Petcka in court today.

Petcka faces two years in prison if convicted.

I think they should declaw Petcka.  With a rusty old pair of pliers.

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Published on September 18th, 2008 in Assholes, Law, Lawsuits, Sad Stuff, sad

Has Simpson Found an ‘Out’ in the Armed Robbery Trial?

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“If the gloves don’t fit - you must acquit.”

Of course everyone remembers the infamous sentence (spoken by Johnny Cochran) that may have spared O.J. Simpson a lifetime in jail. Although seemingly obvious to many that Orenthal James brutally murdered his wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her male friend, that one sentence convinced Judge Ito to let Simpson live out the rest of his life a free man.

Fast forward fourteen years, and we once again have O.J. in a legal bind -this time for armed robbery. But will his legal team be able to rescue him once again?

An FBI audio analyst, Ken Marr, testified Wednesday that the tape recording of the meeting between OJ and sports memorabilia dealers, Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong, might have been altered before being turned in as evidence.

Of course, this all probably bullsh*t. The defense most likely found the most incompetent FBI analyst they could, you know how that crap works.

“With all of your expertise and all of the equipment available to you with the federal government, you cannot tell us as you sit there today whether that evidence was manipulated?” defense attorney Yale Galanter challenged.

“It might, sir,” Marr replied.

It might? WTF does he mean by it might? It might, but I am too dense to figure out my equipment?  Or it might because I got paid off?

With technology the way it is today I have a hard time believing this moron’s word.

On the flip side, the defense is saying that the guy who made the tape, Thomas Riccio, a sports memorabilia collector, made over $100,000 by selling parts of the tape to the media.  So really, neither side has been up to any good.

The first police officer who arrived at the Vegas hotel room after being called to a possible armed robbery explains the scene as he remembers it.

“I recognized Mr. Simpson instantly,” said Detective Andy Caldwell.

He said the first detail that Beardsley and Fromong provided was that at least two of the men in Simpson’s group were armed.

“Their primary concern was that they had guns pointed at them,” Caldwell said.

There is some hope that Simpson will be convicted.  Officer Caldwell says officers on the case waited two full days before arresting Simpson, because they wanted to make sure all their bases were covered.

He says, “If it was anybody else, we would have arrested him that night.  Because of who he was, we wanted to make sure we had everything right.”

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Published on September 18th, 2008 in Assholes, Celebrities and the Law, Law, O.J. Simpson

Beyonce’s Sister is a Bitch

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I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks.

The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show.

Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister.  So anyone interviewing her is not to mention her world famous sister, Beyonce, or her sister’s world famous boyfriend, Jay-Z.  Fair enough.

But this is where it gets juicy..

Just minutes before her interview, the station ran a tease piece about the Vegas branch of Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing down.  However, it was not live, and did not air before Solange’s interview as she had thought.  So after the host introduced Solange, in a very professional manner I might add, the twat lost it. 

Click to watch the bitch freak out.

Screw you, Beyonce’s sister.

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Someone Finally Kicked OJ’s Ass

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And it was his own daughter!

OJ Simpson’s oldest daughter, Arnelle, 39, reportedly knocked her father on his ass after getting into a fight with his girlfriend, Christie Prody, 32.

She has grown tired of Christie’s excessive drinking and the fact that OJ, 61, gives his girlfriend more money than Arnelle’s mother who works at Walmart.  Arnelle’s mother, Marguerite Whitley, was OJ’s high school sweetheart.  That is, until Nicole Brown came along.

OJ dumped Whitley and married Nicole. Arnelle still harbors resentment over the fact that he left her mother to pursue Nicole.  Why? I can’t figure that one out. At least her mother wasn’t almost decapitated..

Arnelle’s anger was unleashed after OJ stood up for his girlfriend during a feud between the two women.

A source told the NY Daily News, “Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie’s behavior. That’s what started the whole thing. Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad. O.J. said ‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”

She caused some damage too. Simpson suffered a cut on the back of his head, his mouth was bleeding and his lip was cut. Some tough old man he is now, eh?

After calming down somewhat, guilt set in with Arnelle and she called 911 and admitted what she had done.

Police arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, filing a report and asking Arnelle to leave her father’s home.

I love every bad story I hear about this man.  I hope his business/personal/family/love life are all in shambles.  I hope people still call him a murderer in public places.  I hope he dies alone.  But he won’t, because there is always a money grubbing, bimbo whore, just like Christie (who looks just like Nicole) who is eager to leech off his money and fame/notoriety. Some bitches are just that dumb.

Just for fun, check out all the fun Christie and OJ have had together.

  • Christie Prody has accused OJ Simpson of entering her home illegally, stealing pages from her address book and erasing her voice mails.
  • Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years.
  • Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in May 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.
  • She shoved him again on July 4, 2005, and then slapped one of his friends, according to various police reports.
  • Now-deceased sex tape broker David Hans Schmidt allegedly tried to shop a sex tape of OJ Simpson, Christie Prody and model Patty Kuprys, a video Simpson denied existed and threatened legal action over.
  • Christie Prody caused a rift between Simpson and his daughter Sydney, 22, in January 2003. Police found Sydney, then 17, alone in her bedroom. She told them she and O.J. were fighting because she did not like Prody.
  • Sydney’s brother Justin, then 14, told investigators he got along fine with Prody … after the local Department of Children & Families received 13 anonymous calls from Miami accusing Simpson of child abuse in 2003.
  • Prody was reprimanded by police in 2004 for using Simpson’s disabled parking permit to park in a handicapped spot at Target.
  • Police recovered a stolen 30-foot motorboat - without its engines - from Simpson’s property in 2003. It appeared Simpson had no involvement.
  • Federal agents raided Simpson’s home in 2001 as part of an international drug investigation. Simpson wasn’t charged in the Ecstasy ring.
  • Christie Prody was busted for marijuana possession in Southwest Miami in 2006. She paid a fine for the misdemeanor drug charge.
  • Prody was also fined by the city of Miami in 2002, pleading no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment.
  • Just last year, the Juice allegedly threatened to kill a local handyman who he hired to do some repairs, then accused of sleeping with Prody.

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Happy Birthday, Nick!

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You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday.

Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys!

It’s said to be an “open dormitory type of setting” where he will be in contact with other adults.

Nick is to be released in October.

Make like McD’s and get serving, bitch!


Andy Dick Still a Cokehead Freak

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Andy Dick, 42, was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, CA on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery.

Dick was busted at about 2:00AM in a parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings.

He allegedly pulled down a 17-year-old’s shirt and then groped her breasts.  Ew.

He is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with his bail set at $5,000.

This guy is out of control and has been for a long damn time. It’s no secret that he is one of the biggest and most blatant coke freaks in Hollywood. This loser junkie is going to “blow” all of his money right up his fat f*cking nose. I don’t see him hitting rehab anytime soon. He’s an asshole druggie who’s pretty far gone and has no intentions of changing. Lock that ugly bitch up!