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Yeah, I know bloggers love to hate on Rumer Willis, but I’m not really one of them.

I actually think she looked pretty good last night at the premiere of her new flick, ‘The House Bunny’. If anything, she killed it in that dress. You have to admit, she wears it well. I also love her hair. Whoever put this girl together, you did a fabulous job. Kudos!

The whole family attended the event as well as Rumer’s new man, Micah Alberti. Daddy Bruce Willis showed up with his usual arm candy, Ashton Kutcher actually shaved, and Momma Demi Moore got a fresh knee-lift for the event.

Heh.

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“It’s funny, I keep hearing Ashton Kutcher say how he was responsible for trucker caps. I’ve heard him make that statement before. Trace and I were wearing them when we were seventeen.”

- Justin Timberlake, in an interview with Fashion Rocks magazine, insisting he and childhood friend Trace Ayala were the true trend setters who brought trucker hats back.

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Again, this doesn’t quite amuse us as much as the fact that Ewan McGregor Is A Fruit, but it will have to do:

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Natalie Imbruglia have been filming in Romania. They recently filmed a wedding scene at night outside the capital’s Ramada Hotel. One of the guests, irritated at being kept awake (and because the bar had been closed for cast and crew use) decided he’d had enough and chucked an orange at the actors… catching Ashton right in the face.

Well, that’s what Ashton gets for not commissioning the entire hotel! Then again, affording quarterly plastic surgery for one’s wife comes at a steep price, so cutting corners has to start somewhere. What a jackass.

Thanx to Popbitch.

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Hysterical. I love Ashton Kutcher.

Ashton talks about his new movie with Cameron Diaz, What Happens in Vegas, he tells Ellen who is favorite American Idol is and who he thinks will win, and best of all, he sings the 80s rock ballad, Sister Christian, karaoke style.

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Cameron Diaz looks great.

Good for her for getting back out there and putting on a brave face. I’m not exactly her biggest fan, but it’s good to see she is hanging in there after the death of her father.

As for Ashton Kutcher, you know some guys look super yummy with a 5 o’clock shadow…Ashton is not one of them. Shave that nasty sh*t, wolfman!

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If you thought Ashton Kutcher’s crappy new show “Pop Fiction” couldn’t get any lamer, allow me to present Exhibit D. As in D-list and D-Bags. Adnan “Fifteen Minutes Long Since Over” Ghalib and comedianne Kathy Griffin, panty-shopping together! Egad! In case you don’t know, the show’s premise involves celebrities setting up the paparazzi, like Paris Hilton and her personal shaman or Audrina Partridge and her meaningless tattoo. And in case you didn’t care, you could get the same quality celebrity fishing turds out of the shitter at Hyde or wringing out Lindsay Lohan’s t-back. Well-played, Kelso! Well-played.

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Poor Ashton Kutcher must be feeling awfully awkward when realizing that, by celebrating his 30th birthday a few weeks ago, his celebrity pals were exposed to Hepatitis A by an unwashed waitress who tested positive for the virus. The celebratory shindig was held at NYC’s ultra-snooty Socialista club — the same fortress we recently mentioned in light of Matthew McConaughey’s “angry chimp” dance and more:

Located in NYC’s West Village, the ironically named Cuban-themed Socialista club (Sting and Trudie Styler are investors) carries a $600 minimum tab per table, and that’s just for entrance to the first-floor cafe. Above the eatery is a lounge, not open to the public, where owner Armin Amiri shields celebrities from prying eyes. Recently, Amiri has (allegedly) used heavy-handed tactics to protect Javier Bardem from the paparazzi’s flashbulbs, including the confiscation of a photog’s memory card that supposedly contained snaps of Bardem making out with current flame Penelope Cruz.

In addition to Ashton and Demi Moore, the following celebs were in attendance: Bruce Willis, Salma Hayek, Madonna, Kate Hudson, Lucy Liu, Gwyneth Paltrow, Roberto Cavalli, Rachel Zoe, and Ivanka Trump. While these so-called A-listers scramble towards the nearest testing centres, only one thing remains certain — at the moment, Dax Shepard and Seth Green are breathing a sigh of relief that AshDog isn’t allowed to hang with the boys anymore.

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Kabballah’s Hollywood power couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have stopped attending the Kabballah Center in LA after previously having a spotless attendance record.

Many people are wondering if the influential, front runners for the once trendy religion are considering dropping their faith.

A source that runs with the Kabballah crowd says, “Ashton and Demi used to have an impeccable attendance record.”

Another source adds that it’s been “months” since they have been at a service or attended the Shabbat dinner on Friday’s after services.

To add fuel to the fire, Kutcher was out shopping on Robertson Blvd. last week, sans the little red string.

Are the forces of Scientology getting through to Demi and Ashton? Because you know Kabballah is SO 2006..

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They really are gorgeous, those two. I can’t lie when I say I hope I look like her when I am 45! (Her 45th birthday is this Sunday!) I mean, please.

Demi has managed to get a bit of cosmetic surgery, but nothing that has messed her face up yet. Bravo, girl. Keep it that way.

And Ashton, damn, I’m not a big Ashton fan, but something about him in these pics, he looks delicious! It’s not the clothes either, because I’m really not digging the Urkel getup.

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Yet another Hollywood couple cannot stop talking about their mad sex life. It’s almost as if Demi Moore believes that ordinary civilians don’t have sex, because she cannot help but gush about how she and Ashton Kutcher are “trying for a baby.” Let’s hear a little more TMI:

“We are doing lots of practicing. And you can’t complain about practicing with him.”

Yeah, that’s nice. Yet when Demi does become pregnant, she’ll probably decide to deny the pregnancy until the third term . . . sorta like another couple who can’t shut up about making sexy time.

Previously: Jennifer Lopez Admits to Having Sex With Husband

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Popbitch tosses a bit of gossip into the ether that is supposed to be about Owen Wilson, but clearly, that’s not what’s really going on here:

Owen Wilson may have another reason to slit his wrists. Owen’s ex, Kate Hudson, is currently snuggling up to second-rate comic Dax Shepard, who made his name doing Punk’d with Ashton Kutcher. So what’s the attraction? Well, Dax is known for being “hung like a grandfather clock”. [sic] Whenever Dax and Ashton used to go out drinking together [sic] Kutcher would make Dax pull his dick out and wave it around because he was so amused at seeing a wang “as thick as a coke can”. [sic]

Lots of stuff going on here, but we are primarily interested in why Ashton Kutcher wants to repeatedly see Dax Shepard’s dick. Amused or not, this only lends credence to the “Ashton Kutcher Clearly Has Issues” cause.